NFL Offseason Feb. Gold Cleats and Bold Feats

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Magicpants: Sep 15, 2011; Certified Poster

# ? Feb 16, 2016 02:45

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davecrazy: Nov 25, 2004; I'm an insufferable shitposter who does not deserve to root for such a good team. Also, this is what Matt Harvey thinks of me and my garbage posting.

Lets cleanse the palate with some JPP hand.

# ? Feb 16, 2016 02:47

Impossibly Perfect Sphere: Nov 6, 2002; They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

He is going to lose so much money because of those missing fingers. What a dope.

# ? Feb 16, 2016 02:50

sweet thursday: Sep 16, 2012

# ? Feb 16, 2016 02:53

davecrazy: Nov 25, 2004; I'm an insufferable shitposter who does not deserve to root for such a good team. Also, this is what Matt Harvey thinks of me and my garbage posting.

Thanks for bringing r/NFL to SA guys!

# ? Feb 16, 2016 02:57

sweet thursday: Sep 16, 2012

I made that with my own bare hands. Appreciate the artistry at least

# ? Feb 16, 2016 02:58

FUCKFACE MORON: Apr 23, 2010; by sebmojo

super bowl is two words bruh

# ? Feb 16, 2016 03:09

sweet thursday: Sep 16, 2012

It is whatever I want it to be, it's called a poetic license bro

# ? Feb 16, 2016 03:12

Big Ol Marsh Pussy: Jan 7, 2007

bad luck brian with game winning interception/hands ball off to jeremy hill, except with marvin lewis photoshopped over brian, and crying jordan for marvins face.

# ? Feb 16, 2016 03:13

Impossibly Perfect Sphere: Nov 6, 2002; They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

Ehud posted:

https://twitter.com/deangelorb/status/699374990886641664

So would he go so far as to say "they hate their coach!" ??

# ? Feb 16, 2016 03:13

Shimrra Jamaane: Aug 10, 2007; Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

When a player joins the Patriots they are ritually voided of all emotion.

# ? Feb 16, 2016 03:16

sweet thursday: Sep 16, 2012

You'll win championships, but you won't enjoy them.

# ? Feb 16, 2016 03:18

Spoeank: Jul 16, 2003; That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

When a player joins the Patriots they are ritually voided of all emotion.

All the emotion is siphoned into Gronk.

# ? Feb 16, 2016 03:36

Pops Mgee: Aug 20, 2009; People all over the world,
Join Hands,
Start the Love Train!

Someone start a thread where we can post all our dank nfl memes.

# ? Feb 16, 2016 03:50

sweet thursday: Sep 16, 2012

# ? Feb 16, 2016 03:54

FUCKFACE MORON: Apr 23, 2010; by sebmojo

Broncos are still Super Bowl Champs Allah Ackbar

# ? Feb 16, 2016 04:08

ChickenMedium: Sep 2, 2001; Forum Veteran And Professor Emeritus of Condiment Studies

DO YALL WANT A HAM posted:

Broncos are still Super Bowl Champs Allah Ackbar

I take solace in the fact that there are still an infinite number of alternate realities where the Broncos are not Super Bowl Champs.

# ? Feb 16, 2016 04:13

FUCKFACE MORON: Apr 23, 2010; by sebmojo

but there is no alternate reality :twisted:

# ? Feb 16, 2016 04:36

Raku: Nov 7, 2012; Every good gift and every perfect gift is from above, coming down from the Father of lights with whom there is no variation or shadow due to change.

Roll Tide

Intruder posted:

Obviously anyone who has to deal with gbs is living on borrowed time although a starwar betamax might have the fortitude to stand it

i thought he was a good mod cuz he wouldn't close the doobie thread

then... he closed the doobie thread

# ? Feb 16, 2016 05:09

Shimrra Jamaane: Aug 10, 2007; Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

Raku posted:

i thought he was a good mod cuz he wouldn't close the doobie thread

then... he closed the doobie thread

Doobie will return and ASWBM will shepherd his arrival.

# ? Feb 16, 2016 05:11

a neat cape: Feb 22, 2007; Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

DO YALL WANT A HAM posted:

but there is no alternate reality

String theory brah

# ? Feb 16, 2016 05:12

Eifert Posting: Apr 1, 2007; Most of the time he catches it every time.; Grimey Drawer

When I am made mod of TFF any mention of the two Steelers at Bengals Playoff games will merit a 10,000 hour probation.

But I'll free Pop Dog.

Eifert Posting fucked around with this message at 05:19 on Feb 16, 2016

# ? Feb 16, 2016 05:15

Cavauro: Jan 9, 2008

Magicpants posted:

look at this one again

# ? Feb 16, 2016 05:18

TyroneGoldstein: Mar 30, 2005

davecrazy posted:

Lets cleanse the palate with some JPP hand.

I would say if he had a working thumb...but drat, done.

# ? Feb 16, 2016 05:19

Brannock: Feb 9, 2006; by exmarx; Fallen Rib

Spoeank posted:

Go into Pet Island and see some of the insane responses to reasonable questions.

This is 100% of the people in PI. Imagine moderating these people. Or worse, being one of them.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mTTwcCVajAc

I'm literally deaf and I couldn't watch more than 20 seconds of this video

# ? Feb 16, 2016 05:22

Amy Pole Her: Jun 17, 2002

Motha fucka got a hand like Bart

# ? Feb 16, 2016 05:22

Eifert Posting: Apr 1, 2007; Most of the time he catches it every time.; Grimey Drawer

Googling jpp hand on image search has a pic allegedly of his hand immediately post-kerpflooie and it is not a thing anyone needs to see.

# ? Feb 16, 2016 05:24

Magicpants: Sep 15, 2011; Certified Poster

Brannock posted:

I'm literally deaf and I couldn't watch more than 20 seconds of this video

my opinion went from "yeah, I'd probably bang her" to "holy poo poo this is the most insane person I've ever seen" to "yeah, I'd still probably bang her"

# ? Feb 16, 2016 05:27

Shimrra Jamaane: Aug 10, 2007; Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

davecrazy posted:

Lets cleanse the palate with some JPP hand.

Why is his middle finger so loving big?

# ? Feb 16, 2016 05:28

the good fax machine: Feb 26, 2007; by Nyc_Tattoo

Spoeank posted:

Go into Pet Island and see some of the insane responses to reasonable questions.

This is 100% of the people in PI. Imagine moderating these people. Or worse, being one of them.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mTTwcCVajAc

That video is a fake, her acting isn't even very good.

Still though, your point stands about PI. Like holy poo poo, PI :catstare:

# ? Feb 16, 2016 05:37

Shimrra Jamaane: Aug 10, 2007; Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

A former PI mod once tortured chickens or something right?

# ? Feb 16, 2016 05:45

Eifert Posting: Apr 1, 2007; Most of the time he catches it every time.; Grimey Drawer

Yall are talking like PI exists outside the Tyco and Refurb thread.

# ? Feb 16, 2016 05:46

Magicpants: Sep 15, 2011; Certified Poster

the lands outside the Funhouse are barren and strange, I dare not venture out

# ? Feb 16, 2016 05:57

Shimrra Jamaane: Aug 10, 2007; Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

This site has the funniest content on the internet and most of it is entirely unintentional.

Triticum Guzzler posted:

its really amazing how the actions of goons and mods are so freaking far beyond the pale that its actually impossible for a bystander to believe.

proposal: i am going to make an environmentally sustainable yoga retreat in hawaii

reality: a y2k survivalist paid goons a "food stipend" to help me clearcut a rainforest, dig a road by hand, torture and mutilate animals to death on camera, and bathe in/drink from an improperly filtered kiddy pool that wild hogs poo poo and pissed in

proposal: i am going to make a fun zipline for kids at camp

reality: a goon spent tens of thousands of dollars constructing a machine that kills children, entirely by accident

proposal: a fad diet thread in the exercise forum

reality: a mentally ill man resembling a melted candle, the pied piper of ham joints, told people that eating nothing but eggs and bacon and lard in paint buckets (they were literally buying and eating buckets full of lard in the name of good health) would not only make them lose weight, but was so healthy it would cure heart disease and cancer. an enormous fat powerlifter who cant run for 20 seconds probated and banned anyone who challenged this wisdom until it lead to a man barely in his 20s being prescribed statins.

proposal: a thread about animal husbandry in the pet forum

reality: a moderator unrepentantly killed animals with ac/dc hadoukens and probated people who asked questions

proposal: a forum for "responsible drug users" and "harm reduction"

reality: a man falls through the earth and into parisian catacombs. taking a torch from the wall he spies row upon row of skeletons. grasping the nearest by the shoulders, he shakes it madly, yelling "my nigga have u tried lsd"

# ? Feb 16, 2016 06:00

Spoeank: Jul 16, 2003; That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

For real though don't eat a carb.

Just don't eat nothing but bacon and cheese you fat fucks.

# ? Feb 16, 2016 06:07

BlindSite: Feb 8, 2009

Spoeank posted:

For real though don't eat a carb.

Just don't eat nothing but bacon and cheese you fat fucks.

For real though just eat vegetables, protein and good fat 6/7 days unless its your birthday or some kind of occasion and you won't be a big fatty.

# ? Feb 16, 2016 06:11

computer parts: Nov 18, 2010; PLEASE CLAP

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

proposal: a forum for "responsible drug users" and "harm reduction"

reality: a man falls through the earth and into parisian catacombs. taking a torch from the wall he spies row upon row of skeletons. grasping the nearest by the shoulders, he shakes it madly, yelling "my nigga have u tried lsd"

And a recurring trend of Heroin thread posters just disappearing and never being heard from again.

# ? Feb 16, 2016 06:14

B.F. Hoodrich: May 16, 2006; welp

the Parisian catacombs line is so good

# ? Feb 16, 2016 06:29

Raku: Nov 7, 2012; Every good gift and every perfect gift is from above, coming down from the Father of lights with whom there is no variation or shadow due to change.

Roll Tide

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

This site has the funniest content on the internet and most of it is entirely unintentional.

doesn't talk about frog dogs, not a good summary of why SA is loving hilarious

# ? Feb 16, 2016 06:35

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Shimrra Jamaane: Aug 10, 2007; Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

Raku posted:

doesn't talk about frog dogs, not a good summary of why SA is loving hilarious

That quote predates the Doobie saga. It needs updating.

# ? Feb 16, 2016 06:36

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