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Chromatic
Jan 21, 2005

You guys ready to hear a satanic song?

Cavauro posted:

Andy Dalton is going to keep dropping metaphors about shedding the baggage of the first round loss until everyone picks up on it and feels smart. good dude

So no one will ever find it.

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a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

Spoeank posted:

For real though don't eat a carb.


Just don't eat nothing but bacon and cheese you fat fucks.

alternatively, eat all the carbs because pasta and cake owns.

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
Eat a carb just don't stuff your face

Chromatic
Jan 21, 2005

You guys ready to hear a satanic song?
I eat a lot of white and brown rice and black beans. It goes well with chicken.

Half a chicken breast w/ brown rice and some veggies = a loving solid meal.

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it
cook chicken, roast some broccoli, go feed that rice to some peasant who needs the excess calories to go toil in a field.

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
Eat a thigh IMO

Take a couple lbs of thighs, mix a sauce of brown sugar, soy, ginger, garlic pepper sauce, toss it in the slow cooker, have like 5 meals when you eat it over a bed of rice and some cucumber slices

Big Ol Marsh Pussy
Jan 7, 2007

GBS. Wait, what I mean to say is: I hope Andy Dalton finds his luggage again, and I hope the Bengals are able to adequately replace Marvin Jones when he departs to bust in Cleveland.

defaultluser
Jan 13, 2007

The person can drink sake for the following five reasons. First of all, for the national holiday. Moreover, it fills with the nectar. Finally, for reasons. Next, to heal the dryness of the place. After that, to refuse the future
Fun Shoe

Parmesan Basil posted:

The AFC is a tremendous embarrassment is the jist I'm getting here.

No, the reason for the massive playoff repeats since the 32-team reorganization is because of the new 4-team divisions.

Before, each year your schedule was WAY different. You didn't always get to play the teams in your division, and four of your games were based on SoS. In other words, you played more COMPETITIVE teams when you were a competitive team.

But now six games are set in stone, and only two SoS, so divisions with perennial losers don't see a lot of change fro year-to-year. And all you have to do to get a first-round bye is be number two!

But even if you don't have a bye, the easy division win gives you home-field advantage in the wildcard round. Either way, it makes it incredibly easy to win enough games to survive until the AFC championship.

The Colts had it easy around the early 2000s, as did the Pats. The Ravens and Steelers would fight for the north, and the west was just a shootout between the Chiefs, Bolts and Broncs.

3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization


Spoeank posted:

cook chicken, roast some broccoli, go feed that rice to some peasant who needs the excess calories to go toil in a field.

I run so I can carb :colbert:

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

3 DONG HORSE posted:

I run so I can carb :colbert:

I ran five miles twice last week sans carbs. I got up to 6.5 before my car accident knocked me out of commission (running for ~6 months) :colbert:

And come on my man. Shotgun your carbs.


Alternately eat what you want and do what you want.

PrinceRandom
Feb 26, 2013

i like staple foods like my peasant ancestors. unlike them i don't go outside.

Febreeze
Oct 24, 2011

I want to care, butt I dont
Look at this foodchat. ugh. MODS???

Intruder posted:

Eat a thigh IMO

Take a couple lbs of thighs, mix a sauce of brown sugar, soy, ginger, garlic pepper sauce, toss it in the slow cooker, have like 5 meals when you eat it over a bed of rice and some cucumber slices

oh snap boys, he's on our side, CAROLINA BBQ IS BETTER THAN TEXAS BBQ DISCUSS

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
People who don't eat carbs are weirdos.

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves

Febreeze posted:

oh snap boys, he's on our side, CAROLINA BBQ IS BETTER THAN TEXAS BBQ DISCUSS

It's not BBQ if there's no smoke involved, nice try

Oh god I'm leading into a BBQ derail, abort abort aBortles

3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization


Spoeank posted:

I ran five miles twice last week sans carbs. I got up to 6.5 before my car accident knocked me out of commission (running for ~6 months) :colbert:

And come on my man. Shotgun your carbs.


Alternately eat what you want and do what you want.

Oh I run 20-30 a week and row+body exercises (which is basically cardio) so i have room for tons of carbs. I really hate going to the gym. I don't know why, never was into it. I think part of it is that I don't want to buy new clothes and most of my poo poo is size small from high school (6+ years ago lol)


Intruder posted:

It's not BBQ if there's no smoke involved, nice try

Oh god I'm leading into a BBQ derail, abort abort aBortles

But but but nobody smokes bbq sauce :tinfoil:

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Febreeze posted:

oh snap boys, he's on our side, CAROLINA BBQ IS BETTER THAN TEXAS BBQ DISCUSS

That's just a goddamned lie.

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
So man those Texans sure look primed to dominate once they got that stud Hackenberg

Chromatic
Jan 21, 2005

You guys ready to hear a satanic song?

Spoeank posted:

cook chicken, roast some broccoli, go feed that rice to some peasant who needs the excess calories to go toil in a field.

no. brown/white rice are good cheap calories for when money is tight.

:colbert:

Intruder posted:

So man those Texans sure look primed to dominate once they got that stud Hackenberg

I just hope the Chiefs draft a QB for the future. Smith is getting older and has a weak arm and Aaron Murray isn't the guy to take over. He's bad.

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
Hack is going to set records for a rookie QB

They may or may not be interception related

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Next two cities to get expansion teams, moving doesn't count.

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
What is the QB class of 2017 looking like and would the Texans be willing to wait?

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet

whiteyfats posted:

Next two cities to get expansion teams, moving doesn't count.

Well there goes my joke answer "LA#2 and LA#3"

Kirios
Jan 26, 2010




Texas BBQ > Carolina BBQ > Memphis BBQ > feces > Kansas City BBQ.

There, end of BBQ discussion.

Its Rinaldo
Aug 13, 2010

CODS BINCH

Kirios posted:

Korean BBQ>Texas BBQ > Carolina BBQ > Memphis BBQ > feces > Kansas City BBQ.

There, end of BBQ discussion.

Chromatic
Jan 21, 2005

You guys ready to hear a satanic song?
I've never had Texas or Memphis bbq(They are definitely inferior to KC's of course but we already knew that) but Carolina's vinegar/ketchupy poo poo probably ranks among mankind's most awful crimes.

You'd find better BBQ in the diapers of an underfunded nursing home.

Chromatic
Jan 21, 2005

You guys ready to hear a satanic song?
There. We wrapped up the BBQ talk quite nicely I think.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
What's that horrible stuff that uses horrible mustard horribly?

BlindSite
Feb 8, 2009

ALL-PRO SEXMAN posted:

What's that horrible stuff that uses horrible mustard horribly?

People who eat mustard on hotdogs.

Come at me haters

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

BlindSite posted:

People who eat mustard on hotdogs.

Come at me haters

I don't hate you, I pity you.

Chromatic
Jan 21, 2005

You guys ready to hear a satanic song?

BlindSite posted:

People who eat mustard on hotdogs.

Come at me haters

Somewhat of a bold opinion but

3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization


Bad Moon posted:


Kirios posted:

Korean BBQ>Texas BBQ > Carolina BBQ > Memphis BBQ > feces > Kansas City BBQ.

There, end of BBQ discussion.



Bad Moon is right. There's nothing better than all you can eat KBBQ for 20 bucks

e: ugh agreeing with a seahawks fan...

Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp

Grimey Drawer

ALL-PRO SEXMAN posted:

What's that horrible stuff that uses horrible mustard horribly?

Alabama, right?

TyroneGoldstein
Mar 30, 2005

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

This site has the funniest content on the internet and most of it is entirely unintentional.

The Atkins thread...THE ATKINS THREAD. I still, to this day, can not un-sear the picture of that gruel fat bowl stuff that one dude was eating for the diet. It looked like rendered lard and....I don't even know what. Think the Blob movie from the 1980's. Jesus Christ...

ulmont
Sep 15, 2010

IF I EVER MISS VOTING IN AN ELECTION (EVEN AMERICAN IDOL) ,OR HAVE UNPAID PARKING TICKETS, PLEASE TAKE AWAY MY FRANCHISE

Chilichimp posted:

Alabama, right?

Nah, Carolina does both vinegar and mustard. Northern Alabama does a mayonnaise sauce.

Mystic Stylez
Dec 19, 2009



one of them is the GOAT



the other just a chump in the background

shirts and skins
Jun 25, 2007

Good morning!
As a Northerner, I think BBQ is good and I eat whatever kind I want, which is all kinds.


whiteyfats posted:

Next two cities to get expansion teams, moving doesn't count.

Why would the NFL expand? 32 is a round number, and there are plenty of teams in underperforming cities that can be threatened with relocation. It's the same thing in the NBA, they would be dumb to expand to Seattle so long as they can use it to keep that sweet public bond gravy train running.

Gyro Zeppeli
Jul 19, 2012

sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

Yeah, 32 is the ideal number. 2 conferences of 4 divisions of 4 teams. They'd essentially have to add 8 teams just to kinda balance it, and even then they'd have to add two more games per season for every team.

Hot Diggity!
Apr 3, 2010

SKELITON_BRINGING_U_ON.GIF

BlindSite posted:

People who eat mustard on hotdogs.

Come at me haters

What the...this is hosed up. I'm mad irl now. The dogs need mustard!!!

McSpankWich
Aug 31, 2005

Plum Island Animal Disease Research Center. Sounds charming.
Mustard is the correct condiment for hot dogs and sausages once you are older than 7.

\/\/ - Yes, I have never heard of a mayo bbq sauce but I am revolted by the thought.

McSpankWich fucked around with this message at 15:30 on Feb 16, 2016

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the good fax machine
Feb 26, 2007

by Nyc_Tattoo

ulmont posted:

Northern Alabama does a mayonnaise sauce.

Unironically worse than Hitler

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