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Judge Day is a Christian whose firmly held religious beliefs include defining m;rriage as only between a woman and a man. https://a248.e.akamai.net/f/68/1435...ommendation.pdf
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Sure, a teen living for Christ will be different than the world. God even calls us a "peculiar people, zealous of good works" (Titus 2:14). But that is expected. We ARE to be different. We're children of the King! Royalty shouldn't act like common peasants!
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# ? Feb 4, 2016 04:42 |
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WatermelonGun posted:why does this thread keep resurfacing like a dog's poorly leaden down carcass? Because there are too many christians and never enough lions.
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# ? Feb 4, 2016 04:49 |
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Science is a word humans ascribe to things they choose not to understand through God. It's created by satan and often mixed up with the Godly concept of technology.
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# ? Feb 10, 2016 02:15 |
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I have a Christian coworker who is also a conspiracy nut. Unprompted, he told me that chemo is less effective than weed at curing cancer. And that weed can cure AIDS. God, my brain hurts
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sluggo is mad posted:nothing about this thread makes me wanna post, and yet i post
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# ? Feb 10, 2016 18:07 |
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DoctorCatapult posted:I have a Christian coworker who is also a conspiracy nut. Unprompted, he told me that chemo is less effective than weed at curing cancer. And that weed can cure AIDS. God, my brain hurts Don't worry he will probably die of cancer and AIDS soon enough
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DoctorCatapult posted:I have a Christian coworker who is also a conspiracy nut. Unprompted, he told me that chemo is less effective than weed at curing cancer. And that weed can cure AIDS. God, my brain hurts Well, that's because it's natural and has no chemicals so only has positive benefits and zero side effects, whereas chemo is made of artificial toxins.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cotL3xzSMO4
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I prayed over all 3 of my kids and my wife in this manner. My wife would be too frieked out if she were awake. As far as Christian music, I have played Christian music for a few years in their room and mine, but that didin't free them, it just gave him another good night of sleep. I want them gone and my son free from their wicked influence. He has heard voices, evil laugh, seen shadows, seen things move, seen things that weren't there. Hopefully, whatever was harrassing him is gone now.<b> He came in my room one night and heard me (as I slept) tell him to pick up mom (my wife). He picked her up a bit and saw a necklace. The necklace moved across my bed and then he heard an evil laugh. It could have been my voice as I slept as I am oppressed. They like to bother him when he comes in my room. They manipulate my voice when I sleep to scare him. They growl at him. </b> My point is that you can cancel their legal rights to torment your children. When they are sleeping, say over them, I command any demons or unclean spirits attached to my son/daughter to leave now in the name of Jesus Christ. I remove anylegal rights that you have as I am his/her father/mother in the name of Jesus Christ. You MUST leave now, go in the name and blood of Jesus Christ and NEVER return.
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Stoatbringer posted:Well, that's because it's natural and has no chemicals so only has positive benefits and zero side effects, whereas chemo is made of artificial toxins. God, I loving hate these people. And there are so many of them! Watch how many imbeciles share that David Wolfe facebook page, it's like a honeypot for people who deserve to die of smallpox. I wish it were only their own health they were loving over, but they convince desperate people not to take their meds.
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Evidence is all around you! where do you think we came from! a magicians hat? science can never explain the origin of life, the fine tuning of this planet, the organized complexity of dna and even a simple cell packed with so much intelligent information. Not to mention the bible's reliability when it comes to archaeological findings corroborating the places, people's, customs etc mentioned in scripture. Jesus Christ death and resurrection are historical fact, even secular scholars concede to the empty tomb dilemma, not to mention there would be no church if it weren't for the empty tomb and Jesus resurrection appearances! Also, how do you explain my testimony and thousands of others who testify that weve been changed, that we know God through his son by faith, have seen prayers answered etc. Are we all mad?
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# ? Feb 16, 2016 01:43 |
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DoctorCatapult posted:I have a Christian coworker who is also a conspiracy nut. Unprompted, he told me that chemo is less effective than weed at curing cancer. And that weed can cure AIDS. God, my brain hurts goddamn but I wish evangelicals never discovered weed
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# ? Feb 16, 2016 08:24 |
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The empty tomb dilemma. No one could have possibly moved this rock that was moved into place by a couple dudes!
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# ? Feb 16, 2016 16:45 |
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Volume posted:Are we all mad?
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# ? Feb 16, 2016 21:52 |
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Believe it or not, there is an upside to 0bamacare. If the conservatives capture the presidency, and both houses of Congress, then we can force the liberals/socialists/democRATs to buy a Bible, a gun and membership in the NRA. Same principle as 0bamacare. 5.56mm
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# ? Feb 17, 2016 01:45 |
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Volume posted:Believe it or not, there is an upside to 0bamacare. If the conservatives capture the presidency, and both houses of Congress, then we can force the liberals/socialists/democRATs to buy a Bible, a gun and membership in the NRA. Same principle as 0bamacare. the best part is this person definitely wouldn't want what they think they want
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# ? Feb 17, 2016 02:28 |
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I... I guess they could do two of those things. I can't think of any legal obstacle that would prevent Congress from passing a law requiring the purchase of a gun by every household in the country. Not the Bible, though, sorry. First amendment still exists.
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# ? Feb 17, 2016 15:04 |
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Crimson Harvest posted:This is seriously one of the dumbest of these quotes I've seen in every single sentence. Not true, it works. I was discontent with my lot in life so I strained and strained and now I'm super good looking and have a huge ape dick and everything is awesome.
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FrankieGoes posted:Not true, it works. I was discontent with my lot in life so I strained and strained and now I'm super good looking and have a huge ape dick and everything is awesome. apes actually have pretty small dicks, though
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Grand Prize Winner posted:apes actually have pretty small dicks, though Not humans. I'm pretty sure FrankieGoes is most likely a human.
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Wrath of the Bitch King posted:I'm pretty sure it's just where I work. Either that or behind the scenes a lot of churches are just hosed up.
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# ? Feb 17, 2016 23:30 |
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you people will never understand what is going on without the bible, this cover up has nothing to do with egypt, NOTHING!! it have every thing to do with the people that are in israel now killing palestinians and arabs calling their selfs jews. EVERYONE KNOW THAT THE ANCIENT EGYPTIAN WHERE BLACK( they know it to thats why they created egyptology to whitewash the black egyptians) THE BIBLE TELLS YOU THAT THE ANCIENT EGYPTIAN AND ANCIENT ISRAELITES WHERE OFTEN CONFUSED/MISUNDERSTOOD FOR ONE AND THE OTHER THEY HAD THE SAME PHYSICAL FEATURES. the imposter in israel that owns the media had to make you think egyptian where white and at the same time the created atheism to get you away from the BIBLE(KING JAMES VERSION)
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Volume posted:you people will never understand what is going on without the bible, this cover up has nothing to do with egypt, NOTHING!! it have every thing to do with the people that are in israel now killing palestinians and arabs calling their selfs jews. EVERYONE KNOW THAT THE ANCIENT EGYPTIAN WHERE BLACK( they know it to thats why they created egyptology to whitewash the black egyptians) THE BIBLE TELLS YOU THAT THE ANCIENT EGYPTIAN AND ANCIENT ISRAELITES WHERE OFTEN CONFUSED/MISUNDERSTOOD FOR ONE AND THE OTHER THEY HAD THE SAME PHYSICAL FEATURES. the imposter in israel that owns the media had to make you think egyptian where white and at the same time the created atheism to get you away from the BIBLE(KING JAMES VERSION) What were their dicks like? Big, you think?
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Grand Prize Winner posted:apes actually have pretty small dicks, though How big would King kongs dick be if he was averagely hung for a 100 foot tall ape? Did they show it in any of the movies? Is your extensive knowledge of ape dick part of your profession, or merely your hobby?
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FrankieGoes posted:How big would King kongs dick be if he was averagely hung for a 100 foot tall ape? Did they show it in any of the movies? Is your extensive knowledge of ape dick part of your profession, or merely your hobby? This a good AV/post combo right here.
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# ? Feb 19, 2016 05:29 |
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My name is Alexander Cain. I am a theology professor working at one of the largest universities in Arkansas. I earned a doctor's degree in archeology and ancient history and have dedicated more than 17 years of my life to the study of the most cryptic texts of the Bible. What I discovered will send shivers down the spine of every true Christian and Patriot... because inside the final chapters of the Holy Book, the prophets give a very precise account of what is happening in America at this very moment... And they foretell a very dark and sinister fate for our great country... According to 4 major biblical prophets something truly terrifying is coming our way, and it will hit homeland before the 1st of January 2017...
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Volume posted:My name is Alexander Cain. I am a theology professor working at one of the largest universities in Arkansas. I earned a doctor's degree in archeology and ancient history and have dedicated more than 17 years of my life to the study of the most cryptic texts of the Bible. i cant wait
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Millenialists and apocalypticists started making a lot more sense to me when I realized they were looking forward to the world ending. They weren't warning the world to change its sinful ways; they were saying "Haha, we're getting saved and you're not, so let's get this show on the road already"
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Data Graham posted:Millenialists and apocalypticists started making a lot more sense to me when I realized they were looking forward to the world ending. They weren't warning the world to change its sinful ways; they were saying "Haha, we're getting saved and you're not, so let's get this show on the road already" I think its more of an ego thing. People cannot fathom the world continuing on without them so they believe it will certainly end when their life ends.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tif3l-bnMyE
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Volume posted:My name is Alexander Cain. I am a theology professor working at one of the largest universities in Arkansas. I earned a doctor's degree in archeology and ancient history and have dedicated more than 17 years of my life to the study of the most cryptic texts of the Bible. The theology professor that ALL the prophets LOVE to HATE: You won't believe what happens next!
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PA_QSEh-EAI
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David Hickman was so small when he was born, family members fashioned miniature diapers from a beanie cap and poured breast milk into his mouth with a spoon. He had come into a religious family, one that wanted him to be born at home and trusted only God to take care of him. It was Sept. 26, 2009, and David had arrived two months premature, weighing 3 pounds, 7 ounces, according to court documents. Despite his small stature, his parents said, he had a healthy glow and strong cry. But hours later he was dying — the color and muscle tone falling from his face. His father “ran into the room where one of his aunts was holding David and anointed David’s head with olive oil and began to pray,” the Oregon Supreme Court wrote last week in an opinion. “He sat in a chair by the bed, held David in his arms, and prayed. … Over the next few minutes, David turned blue, then gray.” His parents, Dale and Shannon Hickman, were later found guilty of manslaughter for failing to seek medical attention for their newborn son. The conviction was upheld last week by the Oregon Supreme Court, meaning the couple will continue to serve their six-year prison sentence. [The ‘cult’-like church whose members are accused of fatally beating a teen]
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Randy Mythbuster posted:I took a dump the other day and a piece broke off, and it formed a cross in the toilet.
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