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 Happy valentine's day. don't forget to hold dick.
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ChickenOfTomorrow posted:
I'm worried that some day, I'll get tired of dick, but today is not that day.
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Kramjacks posted:Maybe the one saying "What the hell are you doing?" is the SHIELD guy, and Banner is saying "Oh, god, sorry, sorry!" as he is caught doing some unspeakable act. He turns into the Hulk in anger not at the intruder, but in anger at himself for whatever shameful activity he was taking part in. 
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The guy in the lower left has the perfect reaction to the Hulk masturbating in public.
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Hulk gonna smash it where the sun always shines! (He's gonna smash it) Ross make Hulk angry and Hulk need to ease his mind! (Smashin' it, ohhhhh!) Been lifting puny tanks and while Hulk gives them throw Hulk gonna end up smashing it in... San Diego! Smashin' it! Smashin' it! Smashity smash! Crushin' it! Crushin' it! Crackity crack!
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SynthOrange posted:Bitten by a radioactive Ant May. Fixed that for you.
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Cangelosi posted:Wait...Frank Castle is a LAWYER now? Spider-Gwen universe is an alt-universe where many things are reversed.
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ImpAtom posted:Spider-Gwen universe is an alt-universe where many things are reversed. But Murdock is still a super powered blind person lawyer, just evil? Weird.
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Kwyndig posted:But Murdock is still a super powered blind person lawyer, just evil? Weird. If you think too literally about such things you end up with Bizarro world.
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Kwyndig posted:But Murdock is still a super powered blind person lawyer, just evil? Weird. It's not full bizarro, just thematically reversed. Like Peter becomes the Lizard rather than just being Gwen's boyfriend.
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Cangelosi posted:Wait...Frank Castle is a LAWYER now? Frank Castle is a cop so obsessed with his job that he drove his family away. He's assigned to capturing Spider-Gwen.
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Tasteful Dickpic posted:Bizarro Frank Castle would have killed his family for being criminals. Bizarro Frank Castle would have given his family flowers for being criminals. Or killed his family for not being criminals. Or, I'm not really certain I understand Bizarro rules.
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Uthor posted:Bizarro Frank Castle would have given his family flowers for being criminals. He would have given his family flowers for not being criminals. Him life am not perfect.
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Uthor posted:Bizarro Frank Castle would have given his family flowers for being criminals.
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Bizarro says "Goodbye" instead of "Hello", right? Why doesn't he say "Badbye?" Would that make too much sense?
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Sorry, this is the only bizarro I understand. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F6ROXLtorwY
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On Bizzarro Planet the cool dudes list Bizzarro grammar "mistakes"
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Police am shoot my family back to life me punish criminals for this by shooting guns at them with this bullet.
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Bizarro Frank Castle is like the Dalai Lama or some poo poo.
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C. Everett Koop posted:Bizarro Frank Castle is like the Dalai Lama or some poo poo. Bizarro Frank Castle is Batman. An innocent child who lost his parents and dedicated his life to NOT killing criminals.
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Bizarro Frank Castle is that Batman badguy Wrath.
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