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Geoj posted:I can't for the life of me understand why this guy thinks the federal government has no authority over him. He'll figure it out soon enough.  "Shut the gently caress up, inmate." "You're not the boss of me!" "Open cell door 6. This piece of poo poo is about to have an accident."
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What ya think fat dude is doing right now. I'm going with sitting on his cell bed staring at his toes. Wiggling one of them. Sighing. Wondering what else there is to do until lights out.
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Feb 17, 2016 03:45
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Philthy posted:What ya think fat dude is doing right now. Are they all still in Harney county, population 10,000? Those cells must be getting crowded.
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Feb 17, 2016 03:48
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Angela Christine posted:Are they all still in Harney county, population 10,000? Those cells must be getting crowded. I think they generally got moved to PDX
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Feb 17, 2016 03:57
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A GLISTENING HODOR posted:He'll figure it out soon enough. That's one of the joys of life in a Supermax: they leave the lights on ALL THE loving TIME and they don't give you a watch or clock so you can never gauge the time. You have to trust the prison authorities to let you what time it is. Cliven Bundy is going to end up like Picard at that end of that episode of Star Trek, where he starts seeing five lights instead of four.
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Feb 17, 2016 04:09
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Alan Smithee posted:make bundy burgers out of his meat So they're just loose on the land? I could just go grab one and have it butchered? Because I would pay top dollar to eat a bundy steak. Not to the bundies though, BLM (either one) should capture and sell them.
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Philthy posted:What ya think fat dude is doing right now. Also feeling the pleasant calm of tranquilisers coursing through his bloodstream.
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Feb 17, 2016 04:20
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Man, if I was another cattle rancher I'd poach the poo poo of his cattle. Or just kill them all. You don't have a brand, you probably don't have an accurate account of how many heads you have, they are on public land, loving prove to me they are yours or I'm eating beef and so are my customers.
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Feb 17, 2016 04:24
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red19fire posted:So they're just loose on the land? I could just go grab one and have it butchered? Because I would pay top dollar to eat a bundy steak. Not to the bundies though, BLM (either one) should capture and sell them.  but with cows
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Feb 17, 2016 04:25
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Bad Moon posted:Man, if I was another cattle rancher I'd poach the poo poo of his cattle. Or just kill them all. You don't have a brand, you probably don't have an accurate account of how many heads you have, they are on public land, loving prove to me they are yours or I'm eating beef and so are my customers. Jokes on you, his cows had no vaccines and no vet treatment ever. Mix them in with your herd and reap the cowpox.
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Feb 17, 2016 04:27
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Where the hell did henget Come from anyway
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So the hero of the ranchers is the world's shittiest rancher? The more I learn about this whole ridiculous saga the dumber it gets.
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Feb 17, 2016 04:54
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Alan Smithee posted:Where the hell did henget Come from anyway  get hen
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Entropic posted:So the hero of the ranchers is the world's shittiest rancher? I know - it is baffling. Just when you think they can't possibly be more stupid they pull out something even worse. It's idiocy all the way down.
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CaptainSarcastic posted:I know - it is baffling. Just when you think they can't possibly be more stupid they pull out something even worse. It's idiocy all the way down. The ranching idiot king tried to start a second American revolution by taking over a bird watching station where his top men were tricked into being arrested by being invited out of the warzone for afternoon tea, so the idiot king decided to fly, unarmed, on a federally regulated aircraft, to the battlefield himself to take over the fight against the federal government, was arrested on the spot in a trap he set for himself, and then it turns out he isn't even a rancher. He's a crazed moron who just turned some cattle loose and hoped they wouldn't die. loving primitive tribes have a better grasp of laws, economics, political and military strategy, and raising livestock than the man the extreme right wing decided to declare the next George Washington. And we're not even done yet. Imagine what damning idiocy we'll find as the FBI ransacks his loving house before it's seized and sold off.
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Feb 17, 2016 05:29
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At this rate I'm expecting we'll find out that the bundys raised cattle only as grass-mowers and rodeo rides and don't actually know that cows are where beef comes from.
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Feb 17, 2016 05:32
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Still kind of amazed that this crafty fella didn't come up with a more surefire way to overthrow the government and lead America into a bright and glorious utopia.
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Feb 17, 2016 05:40
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A GLISTENING HODOR posted:He'll figure it out soon enough. Well yeah they have authority over NAZI GERMANY (which this is) but God didn't say they could do anything I don't like when he wrote the Constitution so they have no real American authority
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Feb 17, 2016 05:41
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Entropic posted:At this rate I'm expecting we'll find out that the bundys raised cattle only as grass-mowers and rodeo rides and don't actually know that cows are where beef comes from. It later turns out the "cows" were actually large rats
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A GLISTENING HODOR posted:Still kind of amazed that this crafty fella didn't come up with a more surefire way to overthrow the government and lead America into a bright and glorious utopia. 
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Feb 17, 2016 05:43
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A GLISTENING HODOR posted:And we're not even done yet. Imagine what damning idiocy we'll find as the FBI ransacks his loving house before it's seized and sold off. Someday he's going to have to answer for that shockingly racist stuff he said. What's this? I'm being informed that no, he will not. Huh. His people are down.
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Feb 17, 2016 05:45
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A GLISTENING HODOR posted:Still kind of amazed that this crafty fella didn't come up with a more surefire way to overthrow the government and lead America into a bright and glorious utopia. lmao Does he also have a lil' picture of Washington in his pocket?
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KakerMix posted:lmao That's a pocket constitution.
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Jumpingmanjim posted:That's a pocket constitution. The Pocket Constitution: A Picture Book
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A GLISTENING HODOR posted:Still kind of amazed that this crafty fella didn't come up with a more surefire way to overthrow the government and lead America into a bright and glorious utopia. I've convinced myself that the "run over by a truck as a kid" story is completely made up and he's just had recurring strokes since childhood and Cliven and the gang just couldn't be assed to care.
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Feb 17, 2016 06:13
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hey boss cliven how did my face get so screwed? *takes a swig* GOVERNMENT
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Philthy posted:What ya think fat dude is doing right now. Who are you kidding, he's too fat to see his cock he isn't going to see his toes. Probably wondering if his wife is going to leave him for her new cellmate.
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Chief McHeath posted:I've convinced myself that the "run over by a truck as a kid" story is completely made up and he's just had recurring strokes since childhood and Cliven and the gang just couldn't be assed to care. Or like the cattle, they let their kids roam free range and this poor schmuck got mauled and it just healed up that way.
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Mad Doctor Cthulhu posted:Or like the cattle, they let their kids roam free range and this poor schmuck got mauled and it just healed up that way. No. Because these are the type of people who do everything backwards I can almost guarantee you that he and past generations of his family all believe in raising kids sequestered from anything outside of their absurdly narrow worldview, to prevent them from accidentally obtaining forbidden knowledge, like learning basic aspects of modern biology or tolerance towards people of other cultures/faiths/skin colours. Or civics, I guess. For these people the cattle run free and the children lead their whole lives being herded from one point to another, which leads me to also venture a guess that he's right at home in prison.
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Philthy posted:What ya think fat dude is doing right now. He's brainwashing himself into believing he did the right thing, and that if things end badly for him it's because he was failed by the people because AMERICA had already fallen to the machinations of the Liberal Nazis. He thinks of the Americans who failed him: he almost died for their sins, and even though he accepts the burden placed upon him, he is still ashamed of his former country, and he sheds many tears. But no matter what happens, even if they kill him, he will be remembered as one of the Four Patriots who stayed behind for the Final Stand for AMERICA and FREEDOM. If they kill him, the speech he makes just before he dies will inspire millions of people to rise up against the Nazi Germany Feds. If they don't kill him, his fellow captives will readily accept him as one of them but perhaps soon even as their natural leader. These men understand what it's like to be behind bars. These men know what it means to lose their FREEDOM. So he would be the natural leader. Truly, the end will happen soon and it will be in red flames, and he and his "FREEDOM FITERS" will be right there with pipes and chains and shivs and then they get the guns and keys from the gards an then they git out runnin acrost the feelds, an hear an their are explostions! an sumtimes a FREDOM FITTER will git blown up but most of emll git away and he'll be one of em..., an they all git out into the woods wher they live off th land an make gorila ataks on Ennemy posishun's. mor an mor Menll heer abot what him and his FFs are doin out there an theyll be all like Oh my GOD my eyes are open! Hang on, brotha Patroit, weer comin!! an soon theirll bee a hole Army risin up to FITE as members of the PEEPLES PATROIT'S wich is the FFs code name east of the misssippi. anyway at sum point hell take a bulitt for CLIVAN BUDNY frum a FBI snipper an itll be badd, lotta blod butt rilly not so badd butt Clivum Nundy will thakn him an make him Leeder.., no waite...,, he alreddy ledder, he mak Clybin Bodnie his genral an finly they git to the WARSHINGTON levill an the PAtroiT's/FITERS sneek inn outta th swamp led by a ol coonass name SKeeter with a big ol red mustash an you cant hardly unnerstan what he say butt he know the Swamp! anyways......... Something like that, that's what I think.
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so can we just declare the second american revolution over now and start the part of history where the victors quash all remaining dissent and write history books about how dumb and wrong the losers are?
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Well, the FBI has the unpleasant task of seeing what condition these militia idiots left the Wildlife Refuge. What have they found so far? poo poo, rotting food, guns, and explosives. I'm sure that will add up to a few more charges.The Feds posted:Tactical teams responsible for initially securing the refuge reported significant amounts of human feces in and around an outdoor camping area. They also reported that living quarters appear to house large food stores that are spoiling. The outdoor camping area is adjacent to or on a particularly sensitive cultural site that may require extensive processing. Occupiers appear to have excavated two large trenches and an improvised road on or adjacent to grounds containing sensitive artifacts. At least one of these trenches contains human feces. The FBI Art Crimes Team (ACT) is processing these sites. Due to the size and nature of the trenches, equipment is being brought to the site to allow ACT to process these sites safely. Finally, firearms and explosive have been found on the site.
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Yeah, I'm a survivalist, i'm ready for the apocalypse or a protracted siege. *poops out in the open, a stone's throw from my food supply* V: I'M A FREEDOM FIGHTER NOT A JANITOR. red19fire has issued a correction as of 09:50 on Feb 17, 2016 |
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The thing is, why? The refuge has bathrooms. That place looked huge and if it had a barracks area, then it's likely they had showers and other hygienic facilities. Did they think the government was going to shut down the water when they never touched the electricity? Something tells me that the Bundy Bunch clogged the toilets up something fierce. Young Freud has issued a correction as of 09:50 on Feb 17, 2016 |
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red19fire posted:Yeah, I'm a survivalist, i'm ready for the apocalypse or a protracted siege. digging, like jogging, is hard. too hard to expect from a person who honestly believes their life depends on it, apparently.
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https://twitter.com/ryanjhaas/status/699769642617712641 https://twitter.com/JohnLGC/status/699769860985729025
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