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Palpek
Dec 27, 2008


Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.


That proves Kanye is legit insane. I mean I knew he had a crazy overblown ego and an extreme narcissistic personality but publically begging Zuckerberg for money in a number of tweets is a new kind of meltdown I haven't seen before. My armchair psychologist diagnosis says actual mental illness.

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toplitzin
Jun 13, 2003



I ain't saying he a gold digger...

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right
I hope someone tells him about GoFundMe.com or Patreon or something similar, that would be amazing.

BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT
Why doesn't he just get money from his useless do-nothing wife? Unless she's the reason he's going broke now...

Roro
Oct 9, 2012

HOO'S HEAD GOES ALL THE WAY AROUND?


:allears: I really want this to be real, because it'll make everything funnier.

E: Just to confirm, I know it's not real. I just want it to be.

Roro has a new favorite as of 16:47 on Feb 17, 2016

knobgobblin
Oct 28, 2010

got a bone to pick

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

I hope someone tells him about GoFundMe.com or Patreon or something similar, that would be amazing.

You're in luck!

http://time.com/4227459/donate-gofundme-kanye-debt/

Edit: Although it's not Kanye himself who created it.

knobgobblin has a new favorite as of 19:04 on Feb 17, 2016

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

Ozz81 posted:

Why doesn't he just get money from his useless do-nothing wife? Unless she's the reason he's going broke now...

his useless do-nothing wife is insanely wealthy due to her mobile game raking in millions a day

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
Fun Shoe
Outclassed by a really bad porn star, smdh

Teriyaki Koinku
Nov 25, 2008

Bread! Bread! Bread!

Bread! BREAD! BREAD!

This is hypnotizing. :stare:

Also, several pages back, but crocs are the white trashiest apparel imaginable (except for Tweety Bird gray hoodies). They are repulsive.


:whitewater:

Teriyaki Koinku has a new favorite as of 19:26 on Feb 17, 2016

Anora
Feb 16, 2014

I fuckin suck!🪠
So it looks like setting the date on your Iphone to Jan 1, 1970 will brick your Iphone.
Video explaining why: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MVI87HzfskQ

ringu0
Feb 24, 2013


People vs Toll Booth

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rHKfsDVbBrs

Maker Of Shoes
Sep 4, 2006

AWWWW YISSSSSSSSSS
DIS IS MAH JAM!!!!!!

Anora posted:

So it looks like setting the date on your Iphone to Jan 1, 1970 will brick your Iphone.
Video explaining why: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MVI87HzfskQ

This is actually super interesting and presented well for laymen like me. Pro click.

bobjr
Oct 16, 2012

Roose is loose.
🐓🐓🐓✊🪧



Queen-Of-Hearts
Mar 17, 2009

"I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"





from one of my friends:
"There's a tiny penguin hidden in one of those cups.
He just wants to gently caress poo poo up."

WhatEvil
Jun 6, 2004

Can't get no luck.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sXzN2llZClw

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

nexus6
Sep 2, 2011

If only you could see what I've seen with your eyes

Anora posted:

So it looks like setting the date on your Iphone to Jan 1, 1970 will brick your Iphone.
Video explaining why: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MVI87HzfskQ

Apple engineers, "geniuses".

Bungbroy
Dec 14, 2004

Sweet teats of the godbung, lend me thy broys

That's really funny. He's not even trying.

Baronjutter
Dec 31, 2007

"Tiny Trains"


This is why we need to teach better sex-ed. Did no one tell her how to make babies?

Karma Monkey
Sep 6, 2005

I MAKE BAD POSTING DECISIONS

Baronjutter posted:

This is why we need to teach better sex-ed. Did no one tell her how to make babies?

This is what you get when you teach only abstinence-only sex ed and close all the planned parenthood clinics. :colbert:

Malachite_Dragon
Mar 31, 2010

Weaving Merry Christmas magic

What the gently caress were they even expecting to happen here :psyduck:

Kramjacks
Jul 5, 2007

Malachite_Dragon posted:

What the gently caress were they even expecting to happen here :psyduck:

Exactly what happened. I think thats Nitro Circus.

Raygereio
Nov 12, 2012

Malachite_Dragon posted:

What the gently caress were they even expecting to happen here :psyduck:
Pretty much exactly that, I think. My Spanish is rusty, but I think "atropello de pelotas" translates to something like running over testicles?

Lime Tonics
Nov 7, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
You guys left out a good one.

Dog is scared of julia roberts.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RtT9X4eT_Ss

Parts Kit
Jun 9, 2006

durr
i have a hole in my head
durr
...The "country" of Africa?

Stupid_Sexy_Flander
Mar 14, 2007

Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?
Grimey Drawer
You gotta remember, this is from the same guy who thought the best way to get in touch with the inventor of Facebook was to call him out on Twitter.

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012










Stupid_Sexy_Flander
Mar 14, 2007

Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?
Grimey Drawer
Huh, apparently Glenn Beck thinks God killed Scalia to get republican voters out in droves so they can ensure that Cruz ends up in the white house.

OUR FREEDOM IS AT STAKE apparently, because if they have a 5-4 lean the other way somehow all that lack of conservatism is going to lead to landmark victories for abortions and gay marriage and gay abortions.

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B-KPVorsM8g

Zero One
Dec 30, 2004

HAIL TO THE VICTORS!
That rapist cop has caused some journalism schadenfreude at sports website SBNation.

They published and then retracted a long-form article (12,000 words) that was basically an apology for him. I'll let Deadspin explain:

quote:

It should be read—it should be taught—as an exemplary failure of the longform economy, the writer-driven idea that length is tantamount to quality. These are the pieces that people praise without reading, and this specifically was a piece that, however many firewalls it went through to get to publication, reads as if quantity was mistaken for complexity.

The article, written by a freelance sportswriter who covered Daniel Holtzclaw’s college football career, went wrong in any number of ways, all of which will be exegeted at length for some time to come. A brief rundown:

It starts off with expressions of full sympathy for Holtzclaw, hinting that perhaps there are two sides to this story. It tells only one. The side based in reality—that Holtzclaw violated and brutalized at least eight poor, black women and is in jail for the rest of his life—is never given more than cursory attention.
It presents an endless litany of character witnesses for Holtzclaw—his lawyer, his family, former teammates—all expressing their disbelief that Holtzclaw could be guilty, which is among other things a monotonously boring thing to hang a story of this length upon. Basically, this is the local news interviewing the shocked neighbors—“He always seemed like such a nice kid”—over and over again for 12,000 words.
It makes the mistake of thinking the unremarkable amateur football career of a vicious criminal is worthy of inspection, or tells us anything about the man.
It irresponsibly speculates whether PED use or disappointment at not making the NFL could have been responsible for Holtzclaw’s crimes—if indeed he committed any.
It gets real loving messy with race. Holtzclaw’s beat was “a dangerous assignment that regularly brought him in contact with people and lifestyles with which he had little prior experience.” It speaks of tension “between members of Eastern Michigan’s football program and locals within the Ypsilanti community.” It notes that Holtzclaw had a “number of black friends.”
It repeatedly portrays the victims as having had “troubled pasts”—eliding the fact that Holtzclaw used his power as a cop to obtain sex in exchange for promising to let them off on minor offenses. Somewhat incredibly, this attempt to humanize Holtzclaw succeeds only in dehumanizing his victims.
Plus this:


The cached story is here: http://archive.is/O3Gub

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Oct 30, 2009

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Lol at any bitches who follow soccer

Testekill
Nov 1, 2012

I demand to be taken seriously

:aronrex:


This is why I don't respect soccer, they're dedicated to going down quicker than a 2 dollar whore. Anyone doing poo poo like this should get laughed out of sport in general

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.
Soccer is the gayest sport. And that includes the Gay Games.

Testekill
Nov 1, 2012

I demand to be taken seriously

:aronrex:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D5woJSm-PNM

You would be suprised at just how difficult it is to kick as badly as the five players did in this clip.

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Solice Kirsk posted:

Soccer is the gayest sport. And that includes the Gay Games.

the gayest sport is actualy synchronised rolerblading

Brainamp
Sep 4, 2011

More Zen than Zenyatta

Stupid_Sexy_Flander posted:

You gotta remember, this is from the same guy who thought the best way to get in touch with the inventor of Facebook was to call him out on Twitter.

The same guy that couldn't even sing Bohemian Rhapsody.



loving :lol:

Eldritch BiLast
Jul 7, 2009

Pummel Sylvanas
Melee Range
Instant

Testekill posted:

This is why I don't respect soccer, they're dedicated to going down quicker than a 2 dollar whore. Anyone doing poo poo like this should get laughed out of sport in general

http://i.imgur.com/0vv0ANq.gifv

Croisquessein
Feb 25, 2005

invisible or nonexistent, and should be treated as such

Zero One posted:


Plus this:


Yeah what does this even mean anyway. Can somebody unravel it for me?

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

Croisquessein posted:

Yeah what does this even mean anyway. Can somebody unravel it for me?

i think jeff abraham might be a markhov bot because that poo poo is incomprehensible

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Wanamingo
Feb 22, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

Testekill posted:

This is why I don't respect soccer, they're dedicated to going down quicker than a 2 dollar whore. Anyone doing poo poo like this should get laughed out of sport in general

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dUkbC_ECraY

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