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KM Scorchio: Feb 13, 2008; "If you don't find rape hilarious, you're a sensitive crybaby."

Ben is selflessly fattening himself so that his roasted carcass will feed countless Citizens of the Stimpire when he surrenders himself for use as civil meat.

# ? Feb 18, 2016 21:49

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Sushi in Yiddish: Feb 2, 2008

So when this thread goes past 2016 we'll officially be posting in the future right?

# ? Feb 18, 2016 21:50

SelenicMartian: Sep 14, 2013; Sometimes it's not the bomb that's retarded.

Dusty Lens posted:

TBH for all the accusations of phonyness you have to appreciate that Ben appears to sincerely enjoy lying to game's supporters.

It's like Palpatine in the prequels. It was a big 'ol pile of terribly bland poop but at least old man Palp is having a grand old time flapping his arms around and cackling.

And now, young Skywalker, you will pledge

# ? Feb 18, 2016 21:50

Colostomy Bag: Jan 11, 2016; C-Bangin' it

EightAce posted:

its a rape alarm in case any pirates arrive in a cutlass JPEG

Who wants to arrive in some cut rate Cutlass.

poo poo son, when I roll up to rape women...I step out of my Buccaneer. Although I have absolutely no loving clue what it looks like.

# ? Feb 18, 2016 21:51

Colostomy Bag: Jan 11, 2016; C-Bangin' it

KM Scorchio posted:

Ben is selflessly fattening himself so that his roasted carcass will feed countless Citizens of the Stimpire when he surrenders himself for use as civil meat.

As grotesque as the Stimpire is...it does have nutritional standards.

# ? Feb 18, 2016 21:53

Tank Boy Ken: Aug 24, 2012; J4G for life; Fallen Rib

Well it's amusing that even my lovely videos get more hits. If I can be arsed to link them on the great wide internet.

Colostomy Bag posted:

He's right about one thing...VD is not refundable.

Well I managed to get a refund for my buggy. (I admit to being brainless enough to having bought one).

Tippis posted:

It's an extension of the whole �CRobber is saving PC gaming� narrative.
The Nasty Evil Big Publishers� are apparently scared out of their minds that SC will come along an ruin everything forever for them, when Chris proves that they are no longer needed. They are therefore waging a shadow war against all things CIG to try to get the game to fail. Consequently, anything and anyone that suggests that SC might fail is implicitly working for or otherwise doing the bidding of the NEBP�. D_Smart is critical against Chris, so he's obviously a NEBP� stooge in ~~sheep's~~ indy clothing, and all goons are his cohort.
So therefore, by expressing doubt in the salvation of PC gaming at the hands of our lord and saviour Christ Roberts, goons are obviously trying to destroy SC � it is all we ever want out of life. The true believers must thus ensure that we never get what we (and our indirect NEBP� overlords) want.
�or some such�

At least we're getting paid by the hidden cabal of publishers.

Tijuana Bibliophile posted:

# ? Feb 18, 2016 21:58

SelenicMartian: Sep 14, 2013; Sometimes it's not the bomb that's retarded.

Don't you love the chemistry on the show?

# ? Feb 18, 2016 21:59

DOMDOM: Apr 28, 2007; Fun Shoe

Clearly the reason sandi can't memorize her lines is because she doesn't give a flying gently caress about any of this nonsense. Sure she likes being in front the screen, and the idea being a VP in a huge company, but as far as the product goes, and probably video games in general, I get the feeling it's all white noise to her.

Ben on the other hand is in love with the project which lends itself to talking naturally about it.

but really, as an actress Sandi, you should be able to memorize lines and stop blinking so loving much.

hth

# ? Feb 18, 2016 22:01

eonwe: Aug 11, 2008; Lipstick Apathy

# ? Feb 18, 2016 22:02

alf_pogs: Feb 15, 2012

god damnit i was asleep through the Big page 2000 Milestone, god drat this thread

just kidding, hail the Stimperor

# ? Feb 18, 2016 22:04

Colostomy Bag: Jan 11, 2016; C-Bangin' it

Eonwe posted:

Stimpires, Verses, and Dives.

# ? Feb 18, 2016 22:04

Vincent Van Goatse: Nov 8, 2006; Enjoy every sandwich.; Smellrose

Ostentatious posted:

how can anyone become that fat

# ? Feb 18, 2016 22:04

Happy Sisyphus: Nov 13, 2013; You take the blue paarp - the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red paarp - you stay in pre-alpha, and I show you how deep the sperg wallet goes.

hey sell your house on the first half of this page if you're smart

i cant tell you how i know but trust me

# ? Feb 18, 2016 22:06

MeLKoR: Dec 23, 2004; by FactsAreUseless

I think this is the first time I'm actually having fun on Reddit. I'm essentially roleplaying an undercover orc convincing the Fellowship that "no guys listen, you should totally trust Boromir, he'll make an awesome ring-bearer". And the best part is that Boromir knows I'm an orc but now that he asked for the ring he can't very well say "don't listen to him guys, he just wants your destruction".

I've been wanting to do something like this for a loooong time but until he actually asked for it it was much trickier. I'm gonna push hard to put the loaded gun he asked for on his hand, it will be a matter of time until he pulls that trigger and when he does it will be all over. After that it's a question of wearing him down to the point that any newcomer will feel he walked right into North Korea.

I know you're reading this Dolvak so let me tell you, you are a loving idiot. The fact that you have the hubris to think you could and should wield this power in this environment is going to be your downfall.

# ? Feb 18, 2016 22:07

SelenicMartian: Sep 14, 2013; Sometimes it's not the bomb that's retarded.

# ? Feb 18, 2016 22:07

Booblord Zagats: Oct 30, 2011; Pork Pro

SelenicMartian posted:

Seen here: Ben with a Menu

# ? Feb 18, 2016 22:09

SelenicMartian: Sep 14, 2013; Sometimes it's not the bomb that's retarded.

# ? Feb 18, 2016 22:09

darkarchon: Feb 2, 2016; My name is a trolling word

SelenicMartian posted:

# ? Feb 18, 2016 22:09

hanales: Nov 3, 2013

SelenicMartian posted:

Don't you love the chemistry on the show?

It's officially a gimmick.

# ? Feb 18, 2016 22:10

MeLKoR: Dec 23, 2004; by FactsAreUseless

BMan posted:

Now do sonichu.

# ? Feb 18, 2016 22:10

Beet Wagon: Oct 19, 2015

Happy Sisyphus posted:

hey sell your house on the first half of this page if you're smart

i cant tell you how i know but trust me

I just want you to know I appreciate this post.

# ? Feb 18, 2016 22:10

Happy Sisyphus: Nov 13, 2013; You take the blue paarp - the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red paarp - you stay in pre-alpha, and I show you how deep the sperg wallet goes.

hanales posted:

It's officially a gimmick.

my laughter is tripling every second!

e: definite article

# ? Feb 18, 2016 22:10

Norefund14days: Feb 2, 2016; NO ONE CAN HEAR YOU PARP IN SPACE.

SelenicMartian posted:

"I want this and this and this and this,...oh and a Diet Coke to drink...Bring me my Noms!"

# ? Feb 18, 2016 22:11

darkarchon: Feb 2, 2016; My name is a trolling word

http://www.pcauthority.com.au/News/358547,chris-roberts-addresses-feature-creep-as-star-citizen-makes-20-million.aspx

Procedural fish already confirmed in 2013

quote:

like the just announced fish tank that everyone's going to be getting, with its frist [sic] fish, and the promise you'll be able to find more on strange alien worlds

# ? Feb 18, 2016 22:11

DOMDOM: Apr 28, 2007; Fun Shoe

don't you mean.... final solution, adolf?

# ? Feb 18, 2016 22:11

Snazzy Frocks: Mar 31, 2003; Scratchmo

all those strange alien fish together in one place, surviving in water, playing nicely

# ? Feb 18, 2016 22:12

Happy Sisyphus: Nov 13, 2013; You take the blue paarp - the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red paarp - you stay in pre-alpha, and I show you how deep the sperg wallet goes.

Beet Wagon posted:

I just want you to know I appreciate this post.

# ? Feb 18, 2016 22:13

Orcs and Ostriches: Aug 26, 2010; The Great Twist

do they remove the fish's bones too?

# ? Feb 18, 2016 22:13

No Mods No Masters: Oct 3, 2004

MeLKoR posted:

I think this is the first time I'm actually having fun on Reddit. I'm essentially roleplaying an undercover orc convincing the Fellowship that "no guys listen, you should totally trust Boromir, he'll make an awesome ring-bearer". And the best part is that Boromir knows I'm an orc but now that he asked for the ring he can't very well say "don't listen to him guys, he just wants your destruction".

I've been wanting to do something like this for a loooong time but until he actually asked for it it was much trickier. I'm gonna push hard to put the loaded gun he asked for on his hand, it will be a matter of time until he pulls that trigger and when he does it will be all over. After that it's a question of wearing him down to the point that any newcomer will feel he walked right into North Korea.

I know you're reading this Dolvak so let me tell you, you are a loving idiot. The fact that you have the hubris to think you could and should wield this power in this environment is going to be your downfall.

This is some emperor palpatine poo poo. Give in to your hate Dolvak :unsmigghh:

# ? Feb 18, 2016 22:14

Lime Tonics: Nov 7, 2015; by FactsAreUseless

SelenicMartian posted:

Real talk a minute. This man really needs to lose weight, it's been talk about alot, but it seems every week he gains more weight. Dude is probably depressed or worse.

I knew a guy who had his first heart attack at 36 because he weighed too much, almost died. Guy got his poo poo together and walks like 3 miles a day now.

/real talk.

Sandi with a Guy fiero haircut is next right?

# ? Feb 18, 2016 22:15

Brownhat: Jan 25, 2012; One cannot be a good person and enforce unjust laws.

Guys...I watched the whole episode. I think I'm ready to become civil meat.

# ? Feb 18, 2016 22:15

Happy Sisyphus: Nov 13, 2013; You take the blue paarp - the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red paarp - you stay in pre-alpha, and I show you how deep the sperg wallet goes.

Brownhat posted:

Guys...I watched the whole episode. I think I'm ready to become civil meat.

i haven't yet, did they talk about page 2000?

# ? Feb 18, 2016 22:16

ZenMaster: Jan 24, 2006; I Saved PC Gaming

EightAce posted:

wow words fail me?

gay bashing >( I assume he means Paedo bashing: Had no idea who Seraph was until recently)
who is Lando and whats the game about (never met Lando and the game is about gently caress all because there isn't one?)
2 friends that work there? (No idea)
I am at both offices? ( I have been fairly clear as to my area of operations)
I know the actors pay checks? (I know the budget for the shoot)

Who says I am a he? haha

gently caress .... they have figured it out , Im rumple stiltskin. Clearly upsetting a few cultists , which is a good thing

they noticed you so that's a good thing

russle them jimmies

# ? Feb 18, 2016 22:17

Tank Boy Ken: Aug 24, 2012; J4G for life; Fallen Rib

Brownhat posted:

Guys...I watched the whole episode. I think I'm ready to become civil meat.

I can't listen to it. One voice is grating on the nerves of Tank Girl Barbie, the other one is nearly as bad as mush mouth... I mean even Batgirl has become a much better speaker over the course of the last years. And she doesn't get paid for it! (?)

# ? Feb 18, 2016 22:17

Brownhat: Jan 25, 2012; One cannot be a good person and enforce unjust laws.

Happy Sisyphus posted:

i haven't yet, did they talk about page 2000?

It was mainly a Let's Play for MS Excel. Although they did make a .jpeg ship shoot out a bunch of other .jpeg ships so I think I finally understand game development.

# ? Feb 18, 2016 22:18

DOMDOM: Apr 28, 2007; Fun Shoe

Lime Tonics posted:

Real talk a minute. This man really needs to lose weight, it's been talk about alot, but it seems every week he gains more weight. Dude is probably depressed or worse.

It's been said many times. Yah there's a lot of "ben fat.so what" posting, but really, a lot of us fatkid refugees feel for you Lesnick. You are eating yourself into an early grave. Stop that.

If you look at 2012 lesnick vs 2016 it's like 100lb difference :smith:

# ? Feb 18, 2016 22:18

darkarchon: Feb 2, 2016; My name is a trolling word

Meanwhile at Elite Dangerous

# ? Feb 18, 2016 22:18

Colostomy Bag: Jan 11, 2016; C-Bangin' it

Happy Sisyphus posted:

i haven't yet, did they talk about page 2000?

Acid test will be to say 2000 in RtV chat.

e:hate multitasking

# ? Feb 18, 2016 22:20

Berious: Nov 13, 2005

DOMDOM posted:

It's been said many times. Yah there's a lot of "ben fat.so what" posting, but really, a lot of us fatkid refugees feel for you Lesnick. You are eating yourself into an early grave. Stop that.

If you look at 2012 lesnick vs 2016 it's like 100lb difference

Thats a very conservative estimate, 200 plus I reckon

# ? Feb 18, 2016 22:21

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# ? Jun 13, 2024 06:16

SpaceGoku: Jul 19, 2011

Lime Tonics posted:

Real talk a minute. This man really needs to lose weight, it's been talk about alot, but it seems every week he gains more weight. Dude is probably depressed or worse.

I knew a guy who had his first heart attack at 36 because he weighed too much, almost died. Guy got his poo poo together and walks like 3 miles a day now.

/real talk.

Sandi with a Guy fiero haircut is next right?

The hosed up thing about Ben is that if you've seen pictures of him around the time he joined CIG he looked like he was around two and a half bills. Like maybe pushing 260-270 at the most. Pretty chunkity but nothing that couldn't be fixed by a decent change in eating habits and six months at the gym.

Dude looks like he's going for the 500 club now. Still, it's hard to feel bad for him because his career is basically being a toxic rear end in a top hat to people on the internet.

# ? Feb 18, 2016 22:21

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