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Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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It always gives me the runs.

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Judge Schnoopy
Nov 2, 2005

dont even TRY it, pal
Eating that kind of thing is very tongue-in-cheek. It's funny leather you like it or knot.

Nitrox
Jul 5, 2002

spog posted:

Related to this: a musician was sued for releasing a track that was one minute of silence on the grounds that it was a section of 4:33

He was sued because he actually put Cage's name on his album without paying any royalties. So he's making money not only from the same gimmick, but also from referencing the artist who came up with it first. That's actually insulting. gently caress that guy

Teddybear
May 16, 2009

Look! A teddybear doll!
It's soooo cute!


Judge Schnoopy posted:

Eating that kind of thing is very tongue-in-cheek. It's funny leather you like it or knot.

What a shoe-tty lunch.

ro5s
Dec 27, 2012

A happy little mouse!

Food is good for the sole, it'll heel many wounds.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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Teddybear posted:

What a shoe-tty lunch.

Booo. Hiss.

Agents are GO!
Dec 29, 2004

Solice Kirsk posted:

It always gives me the runs.

That's weird, it always clogs me up.

RyokoTK
Feb 12, 2012

I am cool.
I don't want to step on any toes here, but y'all are a bunch of heels.

GuardianOfAsgaard
Feb 1, 2012

Their steel shines red
With enemy blood
It sings of victory
Granted by the Gods
The gently caress are you all talking aboot?

Cumslut1895
Feb 18, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
Overthrowing the jewified government and creating a glorious white empire?

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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GuardianOfAsgaard posted:

The gently caress are you all talking aboot?

We're just cobbling some puns together.

Nitrox
Jul 5, 2002

GuardianOfAsgaard posted:

The gently caress are you all talking aboot?

They are trying and ultimately failing to make sentences that would relate to shoes. Because a picture of a shoe was posted. If this isn't the height of comedy, I don't know what is.

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

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Nitrox posted:

They are trying and ultimately failing to make sentences that would relate to shoes. Because a picture of a shoe was posted. If this isn't the height of comedy, I don't know what is.

It really is pun-ishing.

Archives
Nov 23, 2008

Solice Kirsk posted:

It always gives me the runs.

But it doesn't last.

RickVoid
Oct 21, 2010
The real comedy starts when we make a sandwich out of deep fried shoe, which we then deep fry again.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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RickVoid posted:

The real comedy starts when we make a sandwich out of deep fried shoe, which we then deep fry again.

Then put that bad boy into a wrap with a fist full of shredded cheddar cheese, batter it, and fry it again!

thespaceinvader
Mar 30, 2011

The slightest touch from a Gol-Shogeg will result in Instant Death!

RFC2324 posted:

It really is pun-ishing.

This insole-nce will not be tolerated.

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)

Nitrox posted:

They are trying and ultimately failing to make sentences that would relate to shoes. Because a picture of a shoe was posted. If this isn't the height of comedy, I don't know what is.

No need to get arch.

Hirayuki
Mar 28, 2010


Quit vamping and get on with it.

Nitrox
Jul 5, 2002

Tasteful Dickpic posted:

No need to get arch.

Looks like we're scraping the bottom of the pun barrel here, folks

Melondog
Oct 9, 2006

:yeshaha:

Solice Kirsk posted:

Then put that bad boy into a wrap with a fist full of shredded cheddar cheese, batter it, and fry it again!

Pizza?! Now that's what I call a taco!

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)

Nitrox posted:

Looks like we're scraping the bottom of the pun barrel here, folks

I usually come in at the last moment and kills the momentum.

Nitrox
Jul 5, 2002
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Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
I can put it on now if you like?

CobiWann
Oct 21, 2009

Have fun!
These puns need to get the boot.

DJ Fuckboy Supreme
Feb 10, 2011

And when you stare long into the abyss, you become aggressively, terminally chill

these puns need to loving stop

Mierenneuker
Apr 28, 2010


We're all going to experience changes in our life but only the best of us will qualify for front row seats.

Shoo shoo, go away puns! We don't want you here!

Macdeo Lurjtux
Jul 5, 2011

BRRREADSTOOORRM!
Shoe puns, don't bother me.

BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT

Agents are GO! posted:

That's weird, it always clogs me up.

Texture is too rubbery for my tongue, to be honest

im pooping!
Nov 17, 2006


i guess theyll never be the head of a major corporation

Krowley
Feb 15, 2008

Super funny puns on this thing someone posted that I definitely remember

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless


china bot
Sep 7, 2014

you listen HERE pal
SAY GOODBYE TO TELEPHONE SEX
Plaster Town Cop

And nobody responded with this, for shame

AKA Pseudonym
May 16, 2004

A dashing and sophisticated young man
Doctor Rope
edit: Wrong thread

Max
Nov 30, 2002

Or this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RwPkAUBr4Sc

Elohssa Gib
Aug 30, 2006

Easily Amused

Or
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gY0DOnNK3Wg

Zombear
Dec 4, 2007
Catchphrase!
If I was a pyf mod, I'd be thinking eyelet this go on for too long.

Stupid_Sexy_Flander
Mar 14, 2007

Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?
Grimey Drawer

Krowley posted:

Super funny puns on this thing someone posted that I definitely remember



Huh. I thought "Wow, that's a weird photoshop" and did a reverse google image search and NOPE, not a photoshop at all.

Kwyndig
Sep 23, 2006

Heeeeeey


Stupid_Sexy_Flander posted:

Huh. I thought "Wow, that's a weird photoshop" and did a reverse google image search and NOPE, not a photoshop at all.

Ash vs Evil Dead had a weird first season.

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RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

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Kwyndig posted:

Ash vs Evil Dead had a weird first season.

Please tell me it doesn't get less weird. Thats the whole point, if you have seen the movies(Evil Dead, Evil Dead 2, and Army of Darkness, for those who didn't know).

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