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Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug
Op, what are your dogs' names? Also, could you post some funny pics of your dogs?

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Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot

Hogge Wild posted:

Op, what are your dogs' names? Also, could you post some funny pics of your dogs?

I'm wagering Titan, Hulk, or Angel.

Junior Jr.
Oct 4, 2014

by sebmojo
Buglord
does shmorky like bukkake?

bring back old gbs
Feb 28, 2007

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Minimalist Program posted:

I also think this duck is just the bee's knees.



Minimalist Program
Aug 14, 2010

Thank you very much for this.

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

Not a single fucking olive in sight
Lowtax if I get arrested will you please bail me out of jail? I'm really not going to want to call my dad to do it, I promise to be a victim, I can every try and do a super high voice and get angry if you refer to me as a man.

PS1 Hagrid
Sep 17, 2007

If Shmorky inhaled helium do you think their voice would go ultrasonic?

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
Have you considered hiring Everdraed to do some animation work for you?

Minimalist Program
Aug 14, 2010

Say Nothing posted:

Have you considered hiring Everdraed to do some animation work for you?

He should hire the dude who animated the Cool Duck.

bring back old gbs
Feb 28, 2007

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
glad the falling out is public where it deserves

Junior Jr.
Oct 4, 2014

by sebmojo
Buglord
How come deadmau5 is a mod even though he only showed up 1 day for work?

Lowtax
Nov 16, 1999

by Skyl3lazer

cmndstab posted:

Does Shmorky know that you're pissed at them?

Like, does Shmorky even know this could be the straw that breaks the back of a friendship that's lasted like two decades?
dont care

fat bossy gerbil
Jul 1, 2007

Lowtax, when did shmorky start his unfortunate descent into his current state?

Michael Bayleaf
Jun 4, 2006

Tortured By Flan
Can I be your friend

Lowtax
Nov 16, 1999

by Skyl3lazer

The French Army! posted:

Lowtax, when did shmorky start his unfortunate descent into his current state?
Hmmm about three years ago when he started talking about feminism and the gender binary NONSTOP.

Lowtax
Nov 16, 1999

by Skyl3lazer

Lord Binky posted:

Can I be your friend

Yes.

Lowtax
Nov 16, 1999

by Skyl3lazer

Say Nothing posted:

Have you considered hiring Everdraed to do some animation work for you?

Yes!!!

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy
When's the next SA meetup

kremlins
May 9, 2009
Probation
Can't post for 4 hours!
lowtax do you need a qualified PHP/SQL dev to work on SA stuff for surprisingly little compensation

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum
are you happy that an AFC west team won the super bowl?

Top Bunk Wanker
Jan 31, 2005

Top Trump Anger
Did Shmorky really fill a trash can at the office with several rolls of toilet paper after you fired him?

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
https://twitter.com/sashmorky/status/700200034898305024

Did Shmorky ever say things like that in person, in that voice? If so: did you have to study under a zen master to maintain your composure when he did?

Junior Jr.
Oct 4, 2014

by sebmojo
Buglord
Is it true shmorky is a superstar at the gay bar?

Lowtax
Nov 16, 1999

by Skyl3lazer

Three Olives posted:

Lowtax if I get arrested will you please bail me out of jail? I'm really not going to want to call my dad to do it, I promise to be a victim, I can every try and do a super high voice and get angry if you refer to me as a man.
As long as you claim your family is a bunch of Jewish lawyers on the east coast and this was the most horrific incident you've ever witnessed since 9/11 and here's a printout of your cutting marking you made on your own arms as proof

Lowtax
Nov 16, 1999

by Skyl3lazer

Top Bunk Wanker posted:

Did Shmorky really fill a trash can at the office with several rolls of toilet paper after you fired him?
No he left them on the floor and I had to vacuum them up.

Lowtax
Nov 16, 1999

by Skyl3lazer

Funky See Funky Do posted:

https://twitter.com/sashmorky/status/700200034898305024

Did Shmorky ever say things like that in person, in that voice? If so: did you have to study under a zen master to maintain your composure when he did?
I shut my door and ignored anything he said the final year or so.

BENGHAZI 2
Oct 13, 2007

by Cyrano4747
Lowtax I'll be your friend I'm a mostly independent and functional adult and I'm very handsome

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

has schmorky's fiance terrorized him again in a schizoid frenzy, since his triumphant return from the police

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro
Lowtax,

Do you think Shmorky is just a serial "user"? Like the type of person who only interacts with others for selfish reasons, and when he has sucked that person dry moves on to the next?

Essentially: Is Shmorky a Succuklurf?

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

Inklurfbus

Junior Jr.
Oct 4, 2014

by sebmojo
Buglord
okay real talk, does shmorky ever break out of character or does he really think he's someone else?

Saint Isaias Boner
Jan 17, 2007

posting is magic



im already lowtax's friend

he just doesn't know it yet

Ape Fist
Feb 23, 2007

Nowadays, you can do anything that you want; anal, oral, fisting, but you need to be wearing gloves, condoms, protection.

I feel as though I am already your friendo as me and your Mrs. have had good laughs on the twitter before but I won't post it here it'll be our secret :ssh:

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD

Junior Jr. posted:

okay real talk, does shmorky ever break out of character or does he really think he's someone else?

Did you not listen to that conversation he released with his fiance that was having a mental breakdown? No, the dude doesn't break character. He didn't break character so he could get his fiance out of jail.

Infidel Castro
Jun 8, 2010

Again and again
Your face reminds me of a bleak future
Despite the absence of hope
I give you this sacrifice




Is shmorky going insane the reason you closed the SA office?

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug
How many Shmorkies could you take in hand-to-hand combat?

And how many crazy jewish hypnotist gfs?

Kylra
Dec 1, 2006

Not a cute boy, just a boring girl.
Lowtax, are you doing ok, all things considered?

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012

she's makin me horny here

Frog Act
Feb 10, 2012



*opens up trenchcoat* hey lowtax wanna buy rolex?

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Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

Not a single fucking olive in sight
Serious question:

Do you think smorky is legitimately mentally ill or just a victim of the internet with no one in real life to tell him to cut this poo poo out and act like a loving adult. If I started doing this poo poo at best I would be jobless and homeless within a couple of months, also my friends would probably slap the poo poo out of me and telling me to stop being such a human being and drag me down to their AIDS homeless charity and make me personally apologize to their clients for what I have become if I ever wanted to be allowed into the gay bar again.

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