Star Citizen: Big MoMA's House

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Marching Powder: Mar 8, 2008; stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.

AP posted:

can't wait to see the new concept ship technology from this particular race. i bet it's very advanced and extremely expensive.

# ? Feb 18, 2016 23:27

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# ? Jun 2, 2024 21:54

zecumbe: Oct 20, 2013; eat that dirt

lol those fucken shitizens are hilarious.

We need to get that retard Dolvak out of that sub somehow...

# ? Feb 18, 2016 23:27

Justin Tyme: Feb 22, 2011

AP posted:

air vent....

vent.....

vent... hood?

doobie????

# ? Feb 18, 2016 23:30

Ash1138: Sep 29, 2001; Get up, chief. We're just gettin' started.

DOMDOM posted:

Clearly the reason sandi can't memorize her lines is because she doesn't give a flying gently caress about any of this nonsense. Sure she likes being in front the screen, and the idea being a VP in a huge company, but as far as the product goes, and probably video games in general, I get the feeling it's all white noise to her.

Ben on the other hand is in love with the project which lends itself to talking naturally about it.

but really, as an actress Sandi, you should be able to memorize lines and stop blinking so loving much.

hth

Sandi doesn't strike me as someone who wants to act because she loves the craft. She wants money and to hobnob with celebrities.

# ? Feb 18, 2016 23:32

grimcreaper: Jan 7, 2012

alf_pogs posted:

god damnit i was asleep through the Big page 2000 Milestone, god drat this thread

just kidding, hail the Stimperor

Why would you kid about sleeping? seriously, if your not sleeping just so you can watch the Milestone(tm) pages then you should just buy into Star Citizen now.

# ? Feb 18, 2016 23:35

DoctorStrangelove: Jun 7, 2012; IT WOULD NOT BE DIFFICULT MEIN FUHRER!

Eonwe you fucker I told you to post the Kakyoin/Palnareff gif on page 2000.

# ? Feb 18, 2016 23:36

Strategic Tea: Sep 1, 2012

SirPhoebos posted:

I don't know what's funnier, a goon unironically claiming to be an Internet Puppet-Master, or that someone is actually falling for it.

This isn't the Eve Online thread??? :confused:

# ? Feb 18, 2016 23:40

alf_pogs: Feb 15, 2012

grimcreaper posted:

Why would you kid about sleeping?

can't catch no zzz's in the stimpire with my eyes held open by these wirez

# ? Feb 18, 2016 23:41

Ash1138: Sep 29, 2001; Get up, chief. We're just gettin' started.

Daztek posted:

So much anger about a good game that's actually out and works for longer than 5 minutes, also featuring detective zecumbe

Also they post their financials so statements like "sales are in the gutter" are easily debunked.

# ? Feb 18, 2016 23:44

Loel: Jun 4, 2012; "For the Emperor."

There was a terrible noise.
There was a terrible silence.

This is from a few pages back, but where is the skull/cloak guy from?

# ? Feb 18, 2016 23:46

DoctorStrangelove: Jun 7, 2012; IT WOULD NOT BE DIFFICULT MEIN FUHRER!

LowellDND posted:

This is from a few pages back, but where is the skull/cloak guy from?

He's from the Stimpire.

# ? Feb 18, 2016 23:47

darkarchon: Feb 2, 2016; My name is a trolling word

Here's my catte behaving like a doge.

Bonus: both cattes after a play session

# ? Feb 18, 2016 23:49

Nemo2342: Nov 26, 2007; Have A Day; Nap Ghost

Mr.Tophat posted:

Wow, I am slow on the ball today. Sorry, skeletons are something very close to my heart, and I am very hungry right now so my ability to connect the paindots isn't the greatest. I keep thinking about eating something, but then I see Lesnik and, well.

Skeletons are the loving best thing in the world guys. I'm sorry I can't stop thinking about skeletons.

(not sorry)

I put up some skeleton decorations in my cubicle for Halloween (1 full sized skeleton, 2 miniature skeleton garlands, and a lot of skulls) this year. I liked them so much I've just kept redecorating the each following holliday. For Christmas they got fuzzy scarves and santa hats, for valentines they got candy hearts and some black roses, and now for St. Patricks they all have green boas and green glittery tophats.

# ? Feb 18, 2016 23:50

Iglocska: Nov 23, 2015

LowellDND posted:

This is from a few pages back, but where is the skull/cloak guy from?

Oh my, this thread just keeps delivering!

# ? Feb 19, 2016 00:00

aleksendr: May 14, 2014

Ash1138 posted:

Also they post their financials so statements like "sales are in the gutter" are easily debunked.

Erectile: Dysfunction has moved more units than SC has registered backers. 650k owners on Steam alone. 2k to 5k concurrent user daily, 30% more twitch viewer.

http://steamspy.com/app/359320

# ? Feb 19, 2016 00:01

Brazilianpeanutwar: Aug 27, 2015; Spent my walletfull, on a jpeg, desolate, will croberts make a whale of me yet?

I think i'm getting the hang of this....

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# ? Feb 19, 2016 00:02

Mirificus: Oct 29, 2004; Kings need not raise their voices to be heard

i hope, this will be like CRs other spacesims, where you really can ruin things for yourself if you are not carefull

# ? Feb 19, 2016 00:06

alf_pogs: Feb 15, 2012

Mirificus posted:

i hope, this will be like CRs other spacesims, where you really can ruin things for yourself if you are not carefull

not only can you ruin things for yourself, but many others will be able to ruin everything for you.

sometimes things will just be ruined and you won't know why!

# ? Feb 19, 2016 00:09

MeLKoR: Dec 23, 2004; by FactsAreUseless

# ? Feb 19, 2016 00:10

eonwe: Aug 11, 2008; Lipstick Apathy

DoctorStrangelove posted:

Eonwe you fucker I told you to post the Kakyoin/Palnareff gif on page 2000.

I know but I couldn't get imgur to upload it at work so I just too gifs from when I got probated in this thread last time

# ? Feb 19, 2016 00:11

peter gabriel: Nov 8, 2011; Hello Commandos

Mirificus posted:

i hope, this will be like CRs other spacesims, where you really can ruin things for yourself if you are not carefull

The funny thing is he just accurately described Elite Dangerous

# ? Feb 19, 2016 00:12

Chairman Wao: Mar 5, 2013; go star

Mr.Tophat posted:

Wow, I am slow on the ball today. Sorry, skeletons are something very close to my heart, and I am very hungry right now so my ability to connect the paindots isn't the greatest. I keep thinking about eating something, but then I see Lesnik and, well.

Skeletons are the loving best thing in the world guys. I'm sorry I can't stop thinking about skeletons.

(not sorry)

Perhaps I can interest you in staring at my av for awhile

# ? Feb 19, 2016 00:12

peter gabriel: Nov 8, 2011; Hello Commandos

Dolvak posted:

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# ? Feb 19, 2016 00:13

Iglocska: Nov 23, 2015

peter gabriel posted:

May I introduce you to your new best friends over at the Tor project?

# ? Feb 19, 2016 00:14

El Grillo: Jan 3, 2008; Fun Shoe

peter gabriel posted:

slam dunking a page 2000 snype no edits - check this out

Holy. poo poo.

# ? Feb 19, 2016 00:14

peter gabriel: Nov 8, 2011; Hello Commandos

Iglocska posted:

May I introduce you to your new best friends over at the Tor project?

Nah I don't care about it that much, it was a wild and crazy 4 days but it's for the best really.
Oil and water me and them lot, they are just staggeringly twattish and I wish them all the best.

# ? Feb 19, 2016 00:15

DOMDOM: Apr 28, 2007; Fun Shoe

peter gabriel posted:

DOLVAK posted:
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IT HAS BEGUN

# ? Feb 19, 2016 00:17

MeLKoR: Dec 23, 2004; by FactsAreUseless

# ? Feb 19, 2016 00:17

peter gabriel: Nov 8, 2011; Hello Commandos

DOMDOM posted:

IT HAS BEGUN
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I feel like I have just been culled, have I been culled?

# ? Feb 19, 2016 00:19

DOMDOM: Apr 28, 2007; Fun Shoe

the first of many, friend.

:ohdear:

# ? Feb 19, 2016 00:20

darkarchon: Feb 2, 2016; My name is a trolling word

MeLKoR posted:

Wew. Do they ever look in the mirror? Kinda insane tbh lol.

Nobody gives a poo poo about SQ42 except the fanbase of StarCitizen. And not even them. What is he arguing for, really.

# ? Feb 19, 2016 00:21

DOMDOM: Apr 28, 2007; Fun Shoe

Hi, I'm a middle aged man (who believes in fairy tales)

# ? Feb 19, 2016 00:23

peter gabriel: Nov 8, 2011; Hello Commandos

My over riding favourite thing I think about Star Citizen is none of the fans really give two shits about the part Chris is passionate about and all the saluting sadbrains are frothing at the mouth to play the part that Chris has basically mothballed :lol: