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I.N.R.I
May 26, 2011

:D

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Auron
Jan 10, 2002
<img alt="" border="0" src="https://fi.somethingawful.com/customtitles/title-auron.jpg"/><br/>Drunken Robot Rage

I really don't know how to feel about last night. It completely solidifies my stance that Bellator is more Carny than TNA, but it was also somewhat entertaining in an embarrassing way.

Also Shamrock decided to quit after taking a knee to the thigh.

Neurosis
Jun 10, 2003
Fallen Rib

lmao

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002
bring back herschel walker

Digital Jedi
May 28, 2007

Fallen Rib

It's mesmerizing.

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IYL63UQBldg

Neurosis
Jun 10, 2003
Fallen Rib

feared knockout artist.. KIMBO SLICE! claims another scalp.

Neurosis
Jun 10, 2003
Fallen Rib

oh my loving god

DR FRASIER KRANG
Feb 4, 2005

"Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

Triticum Guzzler posted:

drat, look at the intensity of the aftermath of such a dramatic fight



Rofl the guy right next to Dada's head

Boco_T
Mar 12, 2003

la calaca tilica y flaca
Like, I didn't mean to make the prediction of the century but
https://twitter.com/Boco_T/status/700894766691590146

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002

Neurosis posted:

oh my loving god

the heroic takedown in the middle with the music is sublime

Cool Buff Man
Jul 30, 2006

bitch
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ovtwpQhW9Ps

Work Friend Keven
Oct 24, 2015

I'M A BIG STUPID IDIOT WHO GETS TRIGGERED FROM THE WORDS SPORTS BALL AND HAS SHIT OPINIONS ABOUT CARD GAMES. ALSO I SAID I WAS GOING TO QUIT HEARTHSTONE OUT OF SPITE OF A TAIWANESE WINNING THE CHAMPIONSHIP SO REPORT ME IF YOU SEE ME POST IN A HS THREAD

Good! Good!

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002
imo, they should call these kind of cards dynamite to remain true to the branding, and the kind of shows where you have to watch phil davis for 4 hours and maybe giblert's wife decisions a waitress can be regular numbered bellator events

Ditch
Jul 29, 2003

Backdrop Hunger
Wow, I love the slo-mo during the takedown to make it seem epic!

*sees that the clock is moving at normal speed*

:stonk:

Josuke Higashikata
Mar 7, 2013



that part where he takes 5 seconds to stand up oh god of MMA you truly spoil us.

Julio Cruz
May 19, 2006
I'd love to know what's going through McCarthy's head. Especially when Kimbo gets into full mount and then just lies there in Dada's warm embrace.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

Julio Cruz posted:

I'd love to know what's going through McCarthy's head. Especially when Kimbo gets into full mount and then just lies there in Dada's warm embrace.

probably trying to hide uproarious laughter in case he misses Dada's tap.

yea ok
Jul 27, 2006

https://twitter.com/jeremybotter/status/701137492980858881

nice job bellator

Northjayhawk
Mar 8, 2008

by exmarx
Dada 5000 almost died last night

quote:

‎@jeremybotter
BREAKING: Multiple sources confirm Dhafir Harris was in critical condition overnight. His heart stopped and he was placed on a ventilator.

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002
i think we all knew deep down watching elitexc that kimbo was simply too good and would end up beating a man to death

red19fire
May 26, 2010


Northjayhawk posted:

Dada 5000 almost died last night

It's sad, but also holy loving poo poo Bellator. 12 minutes of exertion almost killed Dada 5000. What kind of training was he doing? Or did he expect to win in the first round?

HulkaMatt
Feb 14, 2006

BIG BICEPS SHOHEI


jesus christ

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012



Now realizing that this was a man nearly dying, I have concluded that this is still funny

Detroit_Dogg
Feb 2, 2008
Aaron Rodgers is gay and lame and oh please cum in me Aaron PLEASE I NEED IT OH STAFFORD YOUR COCK IS NOT WORTHY ONLY THE GAYEST RODGERS PRICK CAN SATISFY MY DESPERATE THROAT
Congratulations to Bellator and their new place as the #1 fight organization in the world and probably universe

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002
it's hosed up that john mccarthy let him take a life threatening beating like that and completely unsurprising that this happened under the auspices of the texas commission

Detroit_Dogg
Feb 2, 2008
Aaron Rodgers is gay and lame and oh please cum in me Aaron PLEASE I NEED IT OH STAFFORD YOUR COCK IS NOT WORTHY ONLY THE GAYEST RODGERS PRICK CAN SATISFY MY DESPERATE THROAT
I will pay money to have Joe Rogan do a fight companion on these fights

Josuke Higashikata
Mar 7, 2013


Kimbo can stop a man's heart with the wind off his punches, mere mortals stand no chance.

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


enm

Chris James 2 fucked around with this message at 21:44 on Feb 20, 2016

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost
Kimbo is the new Ox Baker


thank you

acejackson42
Mar 27, 2005

You didn't say what I think you said...

Triticum Guzzler posted:

it's hosed up that john mccarthy let him take a life threatening beating like that and completely unsurprising that this happened under the auspices of the texas commission

There was no beating in that fight. None whatsoever.

I know it's all funny and that, but to think one of them almost died to entertain us is pretty drat sobering, to say the least.

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


https://twitter.com/jeremybotter/status/701142492029145088

holy poo poo a 40 pound weight cut

afatwhiteloaf
Oct 19, 2012
it's time for same day weigh ins

red19fire
May 26, 2010

Dada's family just released a statement. Apparently he cut 40 lbs to make weight :stare:

EFB

E: It's almost as if the king of Drunk Uncle Barbecue Fights has no idea how to properly prepare for a professional contest.

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002
40lbs of weight loss is not the same as cutting 40lbs of weight

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

Triticum Guzzler posted:

it's hosed up that john mccarthy let him take a life threatening beating like that and completely unsurprising that this happened under the auspices of the texas commission

henkman
Oct 8, 2008

Triticum Guzzler posted:

40lbs of weight loss is not the same as cutting 40lbs of weight

Yeah I don't know why everyone is assuming it was a weightcut

afatwhiteloaf
Oct 19, 2012
high potassium is caused by renal failure which is caused by dehydration which is caused by

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Dr. Abysmal
Feb 17, 2010

We're all doomed
The third man in the cage for the fight of the century breaks it down:

https://twitter.com/JohnMcCarthyMMA/status/701097568881680385

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