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Rocksicles
Oct 19, 2012

by Nyc_Tattoo

This is relevant to my interests.

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Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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Hello new background.

Athropos
May 4, 2004

"Skeletons are Number One! Flesh just slows you down."
drat the Caesar in Gaul Spartacus sequel is looking wierd as hell.

HUGE SPACEKABLOOIE
Mar 31, 2010


Uh can someone elaborate on what that is because it looks fuckin awesome

Beeb
Jun 29, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 25 days!
It's a painting someone did for fun, first thing I thought of when I read space pirates :v:

Here's another:



Pretty sure those are the only two the artist did, sadly. To my knowledge it's not tied to any show or anything, which is a shame.

VDay
Jul 2, 2003

I'm Pacman Jones!
How are those not already modded into XCom 2?

Space Pussy
Feb 19, 2011

VDay posted:

How are those not already modded into XCom 2?

Seriously. The arnold is the only good mod atm.

CrazyLoon
Aug 10, 2015

"..."
Hells yeah, when at the end of this week's episode, after Flint convinced the Queen into a partnership with him and his crew, they concluded it by returning The Motherfucking Coat of Legend to him as his crew got released.

Like a bawse.

CrazyLoon fucked around with this message at 12:22 on Feb 20, 2016

HUGE SPACEKABLOOIE
Mar 31, 2010


CrazyLoon posted:

Hells yeah, when at the end of this week's episode, after Flint convinced the Queen into a partnership with him and his crew, they concluded it by returning The Motherfucking Coat of Legend to him as his crew got released.

Like a bawse.

Is there some combination of :stare: and :boom: we could get or maybe just someone with emote talent come up with a :blackcoat: emote for me to buy?

mom and dad fight a lot
Sep 21, 2006

If you count them all, this sentence has exactly seventy-two characters.
If you're reading this and you're unsure about starting/continuing to watch this show:

1. Season one mostly sucks
2. Season two is much better. Seriously, it has the stuff you came here for.
3. It's totally worth it to trudge through s1 to get to s2, but if you're really hating s1 you can skip it without too much consequence.


I can understand their being a low viewership at first (the show really does take a while to get going), but gently caress it really should be more popular than it is.

CrazyLoon
Aug 10, 2015

"..."
Season 1, in retrospect, suffers a great deal from having a pretty loose structure over 8 episodes. It's almost like a collection of scenes and events that start, lurch towards one direction, then head somewhere else. Even the central theme of the treasure hunt is that way, in how the preparations go for it, and yeah...that can definitely be frustrating.

Holyshoot
May 6, 2010
What are those black spheres the urca gold was converted to?

muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005


Holyshoot posted:

What are those black spheres the urca gold was converted to?

Black pearls.

I really liked the scene with Flint's big speech half in shadow.

Invalid Validation
Jan 13, 2008




They had no money in season one so you get like 2 episodes of boatin, gotta fill that time up with something. It's still really good tv.

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
I think we're about to see some hardcore piratin' sometime in the next several weeks.

mom and dad fight a lot
Sep 21, 2006

If you count them all, this sentence has exactly seventy-two characters.

Invalid Validation posted:

They had no money in season one so you get like 2 episodes of boatin, gotta fill that time up with something. It's still really good tv.
I'm toeing the line between over-hyping it and being critical, to be honest. Truth is I loving love this show, I want other people to watch this show, it's a good show. But if I could tell myself anything before I starting episode one, it'd be to binge watch the first season.

I agree with whoever said playing Assassin's Creed 4: Black Flag was a good primer to this show. Even if you don't care about the genre, AssCreed4 is a really fun game despite the name sounding like something a middleschooler would come up with in their creative writing class. AssCreed kicked off my interest in pirate history, and its cool seeing some of the real life pirates make appearances in Black Sails. Though don't think that writing in Mary Reed would make the overall story anymore interesting unless they give her a big arc, but I might just be acting cynical at this point.

am0kgonzo
Jun 18, 2010

Airborne Viking posted:

If you're reading this and you're unsure about starting/continuing to watch this show:

1. Season one mostly sucks


Nah.

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
I liked season 1

Season 2 is better but 1 was pretty decent

CrazyLoon
Aug 10, 2015

"..."
I like Season 1 too. But yeah, I like it for its specific scenes moreso than the overall narrative (even if I liked the deconstruction of Flint's "I am your king!" a lot).

As for specific scenes, there's many of them in Season 1 I still love a great deal. Silver getting: "You're a thief!" thrown in his face over and over. Andromache fight (really liked Dyford's actor). Gates confronting Flint on what happened to Billy. The first fraying between Eleanor and Hornigold, when they have to set up the consortium.

A lot of good stuff in Season 1, just yeah...best treat it as a series of events without a central theme yet formed and is hence skippable if you're really short on time, I'd agree on that. After all, Season 2 is when The Coat finally makes its legendary appearance.

CrazyLoon fucked around with this message at 13:58 on Feb 21, 2016

Rocksicles
Oct 19, 2012

by Nyc_Tattoo
I was half expecting Vane to be adopted by Inigo Montoya's snazzy waistcoat.

Those old timey Spanish sure know how to throw a leather garment together.

CODChimera
Jan 29, 2009

I thought Season 1 was great. Wasn't everyone pretty positive on it at the time?

I didn't like Silver in the first couple of episodes though, and I remember others complaining about him as well.

PaybackJack
May 21, 2003

You'll hit your head and say: 'Boy, how stupid could I have been. A moron could've figured this out. I must be a real dimwit. A pathetic nimnal. A wretched idiotic excuse for a human being for not having figured these simple puzzles out in the first place...As usual, you've been a real pantload!
Someone on the production team needs to find the 3d files for the opening sequence and upload those somewhere so we can go get those printed. I REALLY want to print out a 3d model of some of those sculptures. gently caress Starz, even just sell a model of the last scene in the titles on your loving website. I'd toss a $100USD at a painted resin model of the pirate and skeleton reaching for the flag.

Rocksicles
Oct 19, 2012

by Nyc_Tattoo
Had it's whingers, because it was too slow.

As Nero Danced
Sep 3, 2009

Alright, let's do this

Rocksicles posted:

I was half expecting Vane to be adopted by Inigo Montoya's snazzy waistcoat.

Those old timey Spanish sure know how to throw a leather garment together.

I'm glad I'm not the only one to name that Spaniard Inigo.

CrazyLoon
Aug 10, 2015

"..."
They only need to have a French ship getting boarded/involved with the pirates, with their frog-tastic lingo (Max deffo doesn't count), and they'll have hit all 4 of the major powers that were present there during the Age of Sail.

Tokubetsu
Dec 18, 2007

Love Is Not Enough
"We beat the loving game and you want to turn back?"

God Jack you coulda just got in the loving boat.

savinhill
Mar 28, 2010
So what's stopping New Governor Guy and Eleanor from just killing the Spy Maid so she can't report that they're gonna profit off the missing treasure?

IRQ
Sep 9, 2001

SUCK A DICK, DUMBSHITS!

CODChimera posted:

I thought Season 1 was great. Wasn't everyone pretty positive on it at the time?

I didn't like Silver in the first couple of episodes though, and I remember others complaining about him as well.

It was terribly slow and island politics was not what I wanted from a pirate show.

But it turned out that that was all setup for season 2 going balls-out awesome.


savinhill posted:

So what's stopping New Governor Guy and Eleanor from just killing the Spy Maid so she can't report that they're gonna profit off the missing treasure?

Nothing that I could figure out. She hadn't told her handler anything yet since she literally just found out seconds before barging in on them, so while it would be suspicious the spanish spy went missing, it IS an island full of criminals after all.

ShakeZula
Jun 17, 2003

Nobody move and nobody gets hurt.

savinhill posted:

So what's stopping New Governor Guy and Eleanor from just killing the Spy Maid so she can't report that they're gonna profit off the missing treasure?

I don't think the spy was threatening to tell the Spanish anything, she was warning them that Spain already knew that some of the gold had been converted into other assets and that Max hadn't really given them everything. Killing her might have been cathartic but it wouldn't have changed their situation at all.

IRQ
Sep 9, 2001

SUCK A DICK, DUMBSHITS!

ShakeZula posted:

I don't think the spy was threatening to tell the Spanish anything, she was warning them that Spain already knew that some of the gold had been converted into other assets and that Max hadn't really given them everything. Killing her might have been cathartic but it wouldn't have changed their situation at all.

The spanish would have known the gold wasn't all there regardless of what had been done with it. They were going to just claim the pirates ran off with it until the spy found out it had been commoditized and was still around to be reclaimed.

Holyshoot
May 6, 2010
Is the spanish navy way better then the British navy or does Britain not care enough to mount a defense of the Spanish come knocking for the gold?

CrazyLoon
Aug 10, 2015

"..."
For me, I'm moreso wondering if Blackbeard + Vane intercepting all that information hasn't actually bought Nassau some extra time, at the very least before the next batch of reports are sent back to Spain. Something tells me Spanish ships will come roaring at the end of this season either way, to find out wtf is going on with their gold exactly and get it back any way possible, since they don't trust Woodes as it is.

The predictable thing is for Woodes to go into full crackdown mode, likely try to nab and impound whatever he can from Max and will also quite likely nab Jack, who would've otherwise beaten the game, dragging Anne back into all of this too. Then he makes the best show possible, to appease the Spanish (not bloody likely to work)...while Flint/Blackbeard's pirate fleet also likely returns by then and ololol - threeway clusterfuck ensues from there. Another possibility would be Woodes not going full crackdown, maintaining some goodwill while carefully pressing behind closed doors, pirate fleet returns and brits + pirates decide to team up to fend off the Spanish...then probably turn on each other in the last episode or two.

In short, this is bound to get mighty complicated from here on out.

Holyshoot posted:

Is the spanish navy way better then the British navy or does Britain not care enough to mount a defense of the Spanish come knocking for the gold?

Ultimately, all of this is Woodes Rogers' private expedition, backed by a Commodore's escort of the Royal Navy. Meaning that *technically*, this is a privateering expedition and not an official British operation, for reasons that Britain probably doesn't want to go to war with Spain over this yet again (a point made in Season 2 by Richard Guthrie, when he makes the point of how reconciliation with Britain will never work, if you piss off Spain and they don't want to risk another war).

So Woodes' expedition here is very much all he has. The pardons worked spiffingly, but they're of no use against Spain and he knows for a fact that they'll send 10 ships and 1500 troops to, basically, raze everything to the drat ground and get their gold back.

CrazyLoon fucked around with this message at 01:46 on Feb 22, 2016

Iseeyouseemeseeyou
Jan 3, 2011
Does Blackbeard have the big rear end boat (is it the urca? or another ship?) they stole last season?

CrazyLoon
Aug 10, 2015

"..."

Iseeyouseemeseeyou posted:

Does Blackbeard have the big rear end boat (is it the urca? or another ship?) they stole last season?

Yap. Spanish Man-O-War, name not known. But the true prize The Motherfucking Coat of Legend is, fortunately, still in Flint's possession. So it's gonna be a helluva standoff between them, when they link up again.

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
If I were running for office in the Bahamas, i'd wear THE COAT to every single campaign stop. Every time you'd see me, you'd see THE COAT.

A guaranteed victory.

ShakeZula
Jun 17, 2003

Nobody move and nobody gets hurt.

IRQ posted:

The spanish would have known the gold wasn't all there regardless of what had been done with it. They were going to just claim the pirates ran off with it until the spy found out it had been commoditized and was still around to be reclaimed.

She's not the one who told the Spanish that though, she was telling Rogers that the Spanish had independently become aware of the transactions, and thus that he would not be able to pocket the extra money.

Dreylad
Jun 19, 2001
the one thing ive learned from looking up the final naval battle in season 1 is that this show has awaken an ancient internet blood feud between spanish and english people in the comments

Holyshoot
May 6, 2010

Dreylad posted:

the one thing ive learned from looking up the final naval battle in season 1 is that this show has awaken an ancient internet blood feud between spanish and english people in the comments

Well didn't vane say pirates don't attack Spanish vessels because the Spaniards will attack them? Why is that? Does Spain go after pirates harder then Berrian? Seems like Spain would win the argument then! :v:

Rocksicles
Oct 19, 2012

by Nyc_Tattoo
Not attack them, they would attack Nassau.

Everyone was basically in a proxy war... you don't attack us, but the French, English, everyone else is fine. Nassau being effective an English island, but taken over by pirates. If they invade, it's sort of declaring war.

Rocksicles fucked around with this message at 07:54 on Feb 22, 2016

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MiddleOne
Feb 17, 2011

But didn't the information effectively get intercepted by Blackbeard this episode? I mean the guy with the papers offed himself the moment he risked being captured which means that the information must have still been confidential. Doesn't this mean that Roger's is essentially about to gently caress himself over for nothing?

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