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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > The Hammer House: Stinger Splash Zone > WWE FASTLANE VROOOOM THE PITSTOP ON THE ROAD TO WRESTLEMANIA
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Dario the Wop
Oct 11, 2007

Hell-Sent, Heaven-Bent

Ozz81 posted:

"listens to Winger"
"front man for Ratt cover band"

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Dexo
Aug 15, 2009

A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.
https://twitter.com/ZipSquad_JihaD/status/701575976367554560

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fast cars loose anus
Mar 2, 2007

Pillbug

oatgan posted:

dolph ziggler's new age outlaws mullet is spectacular. Road Dogg in the front, Assman in the back

fuckin lol

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bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

 i feel more excited if mauro was calling this i bet

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Shoehead
Sep 28, 2005

Wassup, Choom?
Ya need sumthin'?

New Sharif in Town posted:

"Most winningest wrestler"

Thanks JBL.

It's a real word!

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Gorn Myson
Aug 8, 2007






 Kevin Owens is so loving good. Even his entrance music screams "I am a massive oval office".

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Ragnarok the Red
Jun 21, 2002

Needs More Ditka posted:

"andy kaufman without the irony or self-awareness"

Incoming retirement match with Lawler.

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Fat Lowtax
Nov 9, 2008


"I'm willing to pay up to $1200 for a big anime titty"

Brock Lesnar posted:

do you think WWE will do nostalgia acts from this era in the future

I bet they'll have everyone job to a 51 year old CM Punk

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BWV
Feb 24, 2005


 Owens is the best

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Dr. Ass
Apr 21, 2008

 I appreciate the "all night long" sentiment Kevin but please don't make us watch Ziggler all night

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bartok
May 10, 2006



 I know Ziggler is a giant poopy head we all wish would die but he is really good at getting his rear end kicked.

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Rand McNally
May 20, 2007
 CHINLOCK ISLAND

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PunkBoy
Aug 22, 2008

You wanna get through this?
Is the Network unwatchable for anyone else?

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Republicans
Oct 14, 2003

- More money for us

- Fuck you

 ...chinlock island?

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Abroham Lincoln
Sep 19, 2011

Note to self: This one's the good one



 I want to live on Chinlock Island

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BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT

Dario the Wop posted:

"front man for Ratt cover band"

"unironically sings 'Mister Roboto' at every karaoke bar"

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Shawn Cotureier
Jan 21, 2009

Still better than Umberger

GenericMartini posted:

Dolph the most winningest record holder for Penn St.

Kent State

Penn State's wrestling program is actually successful

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21 Hoot Salute
Feb 8, 2005

Night-time, turn around
Lonely is the city tonight
Night-time, all around
Lonely in the city tonight

PunkBoy posted:

Is the Network unwatchable for anyone else?

For 95% of us

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Fawf
Nov 5, 2009

It's Me, It's Me, It's DDD

PunkBoy posted:

Is the Network unwatchable for anyone else?

I'm watching Fast Lane so yes

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Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon

PunkBoy posted:

Is the Network unwatchable for anyone else?

pretty much yeah

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StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan
https://twitter.com/steveaustinBSR/status/701579672149037056

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sonicice
Oct 21, 2000

Michael J Beverage, I've got a bone to pick with you.
Great opener with the divas tag match, KO/Ziggler is looking good too. Even if some booking fuckery happens in the main event this should end up being a great ppv all around

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Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION
Kevin Owens is the one wrestler where I consider the chin lock to be a signature move.

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Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc
My stream has been fine so far, fwiw

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Sigma
Aug 24, 2003

...
Grimey Drawer

Republicans posted:

...chinlock island?

WE GOT UPGRADED

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Seams
Feb 3, 2005

ROCK HARD

bartok posted:

I know Ziggler is a giant poopy head we all wish would die but he is really good at getting his rear end kicked.

Sami Zayn vs Ziggler would be weird

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Dr. Ass
Apr 21, 2008

bartok posted:

I know Ziggler is a giant poopy head we all wish would die but he is really good at getting his rear end kicked.

I wish he'd do it for real

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Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

Shawn Cotureier posted:

Kent State

Penn State's wrestling program is actually successful

Dolph's hair is remembered as Kent State's greatest shame.

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Needs More Ditka
Dec 3, 2005

We are ruthless and ask no quarter from you. When our turn comes we shall not disguise our terrorism.

bartok posted:

I know Ziggler is a giant poopy head we all wish would die but he is really good at getting his rear end kicked.

the problem with that is then he still wins after ZIGZAGOUTTANOWHERE

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Cardboard Box
Jul 14, 2009

 this ppv is so raw that when owens fell out of the ring i expected cole to segue to commercial break

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Chromatic
Jan 21, 2005

You guys ready to hear a satanic song?
http://i.imgur.com/HpV8EMU.gifv

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GenericMartini
Oct 22, 2012

AYYYYY PAPI
HEARTATTACK ELBOWS

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Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold
 yes toss ziggler like the sack of poo poo he is

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team overhead smash
Sep 2, 2006

Team-Forest-Tree-Dog:
Smashing your way into our hearts one skylight at a time

 Even though he wound up that last elbow drop, thus by wrestling law making it 500% more powerful, it wasn't enough to get the pin.

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GenericMartini
Oct 22, 2012

AYYYYY PAPI
wouldn't that be a dq?

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Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

Chromatic posted:

http://i.imgur.com/HpV8EMU.gifv

Dog stuck his nose up that skunk butt.

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Ostentatious
Sep 29, 2010

 drat man chie just super kicked a cop

gently caress tha police

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Dr. Ass
Apr 21, 2008

 I CAN HEAR YOU FROM HERE

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TERRIBLE SHITLORD
Oct 20, 2005


MY NIGGA HAVE
YOU TRIED LSD

Chromatic posted:

http://i.imgur.com/HpV8EMU.gifv

That was my reaction when I first saw Owens' armpits.

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Ragnarok the Red
Jun 21, 2002
 Owens making GBS threads on Cole forever :allears:

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