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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > The Hammer House: Stinger Splash Zone > WWE FASTLANE VROOOOM THE PITSTOP ON THE ROAD TO WRESTLEMANIA
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Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012

Dario the Wop posted:

You know drat well wrestling fandom is part-autism, part-Battered Wife Syndrome

I was arguing with this but then Ibushi left New Japan

Wrestling's determined to hurt you. It doesn't matter how much times it tells you it loves you: TNA will still be around, HHH will get more titles, everyone will leave Japan, and LU will never make a dime, and all you can do is watch it happen

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Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION
God bless this crowd for being somewhat into this. I know it can't be easy.

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Fat Lowtax
Nov 9, 2008


"I'm willing to pay up to $1200 for a big anime titty"

 Da fwiggin cm punk knees

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Shoehead
Sep 28, 2005

Wassup, Choom?
Ya need sumthin'?
I'm gonna go play fire emblem
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Cardboard Box
Jul 14, 2009

 thank god i almost thought ryback wasn't going to do cm punk spots

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Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

beergod posted:

this is beyond terrible. what the gently caress even is this? who wants to see this?

me but i am a proponent of chaos and destruction A.K.A. The Demon, Kane.

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achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?

Brock Lesnar posted:

kill vince mcmahon
HHH was able to get his cruiserweight tourney for this match

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Republicans
Oct 14, 2003

- More money for us

- Fuck you

 Ryback looks like he's having fun.

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Arsonist Daria
Feb 27, 2011

Requiescat in pace.
If somebody replaced "Wrestlemania" with "Roster Problems" it'd be like watching a live political cartoon

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bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

 i wish big guys were treated like small guys have been, the freaks that dont belong

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TERRIBLE SHITLORD
Oct 20, 2005


MY NIGGA HAVE
YOU TRIED LSD
loving hell Strowman, I flinched when he went over.

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Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

Brock Lesnar posted:

kill vince mcmahon

:vince:

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BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT

OldTennisCourt posted:

i'd get the french bread pizza instead

I'm partial to the Cesaro salad myself

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Eltoasto
Aug 26, 2002

We come spinning out of nothingness, scattering stars like dust.



 Ryback should just keep stealing Punk moves

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Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

 The Network is really bad it's just endless bodyslams.

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Cubone
May 26, 2011

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.
storemeat's not as embarrassingly bad as i remember but i still worry about the safety of his opponents

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Needs More Ditka
Dec 3, 2005

We are ruthless and ask no quarter from you. When our turn comes we shall not disguise our terrorism.

beergod posted:

this is beyond terrible. what the gently caress even is this? who wants to see this?

this is TNA levels of bad. like i'm seriously waiting for abyss to run out and hulk up on someone or something

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OldTennisCourt
Sep 11, 2011

by VideoGames
This is literally a Smackdown main event. This is nightmarishly boring.

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VileLL
Oct 3, 2015


 i think ryback's tag just now is the only time i've seen a hot tag with absolutely no crowd response

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El Generico
Feb 3, 2009

Birds revere you and consider you one of their own.

You are welcome in their holy places.
Luke Harper is way too good for this poo poo.

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bartok
May 10, 2006



 I know this match is garbage but I'm kinda drunk and enjoying this stupid Hoss-Off

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Seams
Feb 3, 2005

ROCK HARD
ok that spot was kinda cool just because they're all so big

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Danny LaFever
Dec 29, 2008


Grimey Drawer
ugh that was garbage.

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lamentable dustman
Apr 13, 2007

🏆🏆🏆

 welcome to body slam city, bitch

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Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

 Tossing Harper like that is pretty :stare:

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Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

 Didn't this thread devolve into car crash gifs for last year's Fastlane?

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checksin
Nov 23, 2006

I joined the new sensation, the #RXT REVOLUTION~!

:chillout:

he knows...
luke harper deserves so much more than this

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team overhead smash
Sep 2, 2006

Team-Forest-Tree-Dog:
Smashing your way into our hearts one skylight at a time

 Most exciting Big Show has been in the last 6 months minimum.

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Ostentatious
Sep 29, 2010

 this match will be way better if Ryback Jackhammers someone

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Dario the Wop
Oct 11, 2007

Hell-Sent, Heaven-Bent

El Generico posted:

Luke Harper is way too good for this poo poo.
Amen

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MotU
Mar 6, 2007

It was like she was evicting walking garbage.
Pillbug
rowan plopping outta the sky lmbo

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Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold
 lol did the ref gently caress up the first call

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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Chris James 2 posted:

I was arguing with this but then Ibushi left New Japan

Ibushi left New Japan? :gonk:

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Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice
sometimes i think jbl just says whatever and doesn't give a poo poo

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Danny LaFever
Dec 29, 2008


Grimey Drawer
well the ending was. Why would you have them lose.

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Ostentatious
Sep 29, 2010

 AHAHAHAHAHAHA OF COURSE

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Arsonist Daria
Feb 27, 2011

Requiescat in pace.
Big Show trying to jog

Vince just give the poor guy a pension or something

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beergod
Nov 1, 2004
NOBODY WANTS TO SEE PICTURES OF YOUR UGLY FUCKING KIDS YOU DIPSHIT
Harper desperately trying to save this thing but no

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pressedbunny
May 31, 2007

To A Brand New Galaxy
The gently caress move was that even meant to be?

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El Generico
Feb 3, 2009

Birds revere you and consider you one of their own.

You are welcome in their holy places.
If Brock is still getting Wyatt at Wrestlemania after this then what the gently caress

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