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Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



His cabinet would just be Trump impersonators he met along the way and people to promised to give him lots of money for a lot of power. He'd get to sell out the livelihoods of others while crowing about making sick 2 nasty deals and would also be virtually assassination-proof as the White House would be 50% orange clownmen by volume

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StandardVC10
Feb 6, 2007

This avatar now 50% more dark mode compliant

Prorat posted:

The one qualification the lasts 20 presidents have had is they were slaves to lobbyists. I'm glad Trump doesn't have that qualification.

Only because he's from the moneyed class that hires all the lobbyists to begin with.

Mr. Pumroy
May 20, 2001

StandardVC10 posted:

Only because he's from the moneyed class that hires all the lobbyists to begin with.

finally, we've cut out the middle man! progress!

Professor Funk
Aug 4, 2008

WE ALL KNOW WHAT NEEDS TO HAPPEN

theHUNGERian posted:

All joking aside, what would a Trump cabinet look like?

Allen West for Secretary of Defense

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Epic High Five posted:

His cabinet would just be Trump impersonators he met along the way and people to promised to give him lots of money for a lot of power. He'd get to sell out the livelihoods of others while crowing about making sick 2 nasty deals and would also be virtually assassination-proof as the White House would be 50% orange clownmen by volume

Anthony Atamanuik for Trump cabinet member
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BGRAonpLeQg

Slo-Tek
Jun 8, 2001

WINDOWS 98 BEAT HIS FRIEND WITH A SHOVEL

Patter Song posted:

What lobby was Carter a slave of? The guy started selling grain to the USSR in the middle of the Cold War.

He made some pretty bad calls on energy policy. Dumped a bunch of subsidy into coal and technologies that didn't work. lovely energy environment, to be sure, but none of his answers were any good either.

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

Prorat posted:

The one qualification the lasts 20 presidents have had is they were slaves to lobbyists. I'm glad Trump doesn't have that qualification.

Neither of the Roosevelt's were. Eisenhower too for that matter.

fsif
Jul 18, 2003

I really can't believe Trump supporters argue he's not beholden to corporate interests when he is corporate interests personified. It's weird that this even has to be explicitly spelled out.

Mister Facetious
Apr 21, 2007

I think I died and woke up in L.A.,
I don't know how I wound up in this place...

:canada:

Professor Funk posted:

Allen West for Secretary of Defense

No one from :foxnews:. :colbert:

2:1 says they're all New Yorkers.

Mister Facetious fucked around with this message at 03:18 on Feb 22, 2016

InsanityIsCrazy
Jan 25, 2003

by Lowtax

fsif posted:

I really can't believe Trump supporters argue he's not beholden to corporate interests when he is corporate interests personified. It's weird that this even has to be explicitly spelled out.

we already know trump is beholden to trump

the honesty is quite refreshing

theHUNGERian
Feb 23, 2006

Unrelated question:
Between Trump, Rubio, and Cruz, does either candidate support suspending green cards for legal immigrants who earned their STEM PhD in the US? And assuming that a new president were to suspend green cards for such individuals, how long would it take to for this order to take effect? Can this be halted overnight, or is it as complicated as signing Obamacare into law?

fishmech
Jul 16, 2006

by VideoGames
Salad Prong

theHUNGERian posted:

Unrelated question:
Between Trump, Rubio, and Cruz, does either candidate support suspending green cards for legal immigrants who earned their STEM PhD in the US? And assuming that a new president were to suspend green cards for such individuals, how long would it take to for this order to take effect? Can this be halted overnight, or is it as complicated as signing Obamacare into law?

First what do you mean by "suspend green cards"?

Darth Windu
Mar 17, 2009

by Smythe
so why did that weird excited guy delete his post history

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

Skwirl posted:

Neither of the Roosevelt's were. Eisenhower too for that matter.

Yeah it's important to note that the Roosevelt presidents were both really loving stand-up dudes and we owe them a lot.

A FESTIVE SKELETON
Oct 2, 2011

TIS THE SEASON BITCH

Pick posted:

Yeah it's important to note that the Roosevelt presidents were both really loving stand-up dudes and we owe them a lot.

But only one of them stood? :confused:

crowoutofcontext
Nov 12, 2006

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3CHQlZiJ8YM

"It's basically like a bad dream except this is real and probably will ruin your lives"

At this point I think a lot of Liberals have gone through Marge Simpson's thought process concerning the GOP:


1)Violent Panic Attacks :derp:

2)Barely Coping/Alive :shepicide:

3) Coping :shepface:

4) Embracing Delusion :downsbravo:

5) Rapt Enthusiasm :getin:

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe

Darth Windu posted:

so why did that weird excited guy delete his post history

I think the cu​ck had a panic attack and was trolled too hard by trump

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

theHUNGERian
Feb 23, 2006

fishmech posted:

First what do you mean by "suspend green cards"?

Cancel/hold green card applications.

Louisgod
Sep 25, 2003

Always Watching
Bread Liar

Rayjenkins posted:

But only one of them stood? :confused:

Wow, that's a low blow. A low enough blow to hit FDR's face.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
https://twitter.com/betsy_klein/status/701592279861977088

Arcanen
Dec 19, 2005

theHUNGERian posted:

Unrelated question:
Between Trump, Rubio, and Cruz, does either candidate support suspending green cards for legal immigrants who earned their STEM PhD in the US? And assuming that a new president were to suspend green cards for such individuals, how long would it take to for this order to take effect? Can this be halted overnight, or is it as complicated as signing Obamacare into law?

I recall that Trump has said that foreigners educated at top US universities should be able to stay in the US, but Trump isn't particularly bound by his past statements or reality in general. In any case, I think all the candidates would really prefer to avoid this particular avenue of the immigration debate; STEM PhD programs at elite universities are dominated by foreigners, suddenly making it less likely that they can stay after graduation would decimate some sectors of big business. For example, the finance industry would be hit very hard given that so much of it's "innovation" in quantitative finance comes from STEM PhDs (to make no mention of the foreign masters graduates who are fed into the meet grinder to keep the whole thing running).

I'd be surprised if any candidate would explicitly adopt such a platform unless they are forced to do so via the electorate, and I don't see that happening since it's such a niche sector of the immigration debate.

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009

The X-man cometh
Nov 1, 2009

theHUNGERian posted:

Cancel/hold green card applications.

I doubt they would, because that would hurt big business.

Oiled and Ready
Oct 11, 2004

He wished it could be as respectable and orthodox as spying. But somehow in his hands the traditional tools and attitudes were always employed toward mean ends: cloak for a laundry sack, dagger to peel potatoes, dossiers to fill up dead Sunday afternoons ...

fsif posted:

I really can't believe Trump supporters argue he's not beholden to corporate interests when he is corporate interests personified. It's weird that this even has to be explicitly spelled out.

You're an idiot. Yes, he is a single corporate interest. He builds hotels and casinos, which flourish off economic booms and a burgeoning middle class.

But more importantly, Trump isn't a moneygrubber as much as he's a huge narcissist. He wanted money to use it for power and adulation. Money is a scoreboard, as president he won't sacrifice his newfound power for an increase on that lesser scoreboard. You should worry about Trump going full wars of aggression more than you should think he would ever be corrupted by lobbyists for money.

It's weird that this even has to be explicitly spelled out.

Subvisual Haze
Nov 22, 2003

The building was on fire and it wasn't my fault.
Trump supports anything your mind wants him to support at any given moment.

InsanityIsCrazy
Jan 25, 2003

by Lowtax

thanks for this

Oiled and Ready
Oct 11, 2004

He wished it could be as respectable and orthodox as spying. But somehow in his hands the traditional tools and attitudes were always employed toward mean ends: cloak for a laundry sack, dagger to peel potatoes, dossiers to fill up dead Sunday afternoons ...

Baloogan posted:

I think the cu​ck had a panic attack and was trolled too hard by trump

Whoa when did they take the filter off

Cuck cuck cuck WE'RE FREE!!!

Edit: guess not, Baloogan has magic powers

Kazzah
Jul 15, 2011

Formerly known as
Krazyface
Hair Elf
loving amazing dude.

theHUNGERian
Feb 23, 2006

Shakugan posted:

I recall that Trump has said that foreigners educated at top US universities should be able to stay in the US, but Trump isn't particularly bound by his past statements or reality in general. In any case, I think all the candidates would really prefer to avoid this particular avenue of the immigration debate; STEM PhD programs at elite universities are dominated by foreigners, suddenly making it less likely that they can stay after graduation would decimate some sectors of big business. For example, the finance industry would be hit very hard given that so much of it's "innovation" in quantitative finance comes from STEM PhDs (to make no mention of the foreign masters graduates who are fed into the meet grinder to keep the whole thing running).

I'd be surprised if any candidate would explicitly adopt such a platform unless they are forced to do so via the electorate, and I don't see that happening since it's such a niche sector of the immigration debate.


The X-man cometh posted:

I doubt they would, because that would hurt big business.

Well, I breathe a sigh of partial relief then. Still, I would be far happier if the candidates demonstrated this understanding (foreigner gets STEM PhD in US -> doesn't get green card -> goes to Asia/Europe to apply their knowledge there -> bad for US; therefore keep foreign STEM PhDs in US and encourage Americans to get STEM PhDs) verbally or in writing. The same way McCain did.

Donald Trump
Jan 31, 2016

by exmarx
You know, it’s like, aren’t we all on the same track, whether you’re a liberal, a Democrat, a conservative, a Republican, or all of them? I mean, aren’t we all sort of on the same track? You want to make our country great.

I know people that are Democrats that love our country. I know people that are liberals, believe it or not, that love our country.

Whether you are for Bernie or whatever, you know we all want the same thing. Safety, jobs, healthcare, it's so simple.

I wrote the Art of the Deal. Right? We need the Art of the Deal. We need the Art. They never read it in this administration. They’re the only people that didn’t read it. Together we can make America great again. I fight for you. Trump won't let you lose. Together we will win. Together we make America great again, better than ever before.

AllanGordon
Jan 26, 2010

by Shine
trump's insult of jeb being low energy is going to be taught for centuries in political science courses

im so happy trump decided to run

Punk da Bundo
Dec 29, 2006

by FactsAreUseless

Rayjenkins posted:

But only one of them stood? :confused:

fdr was so self conscious about this he had his nephew hold his hand and they did some sort of puppet trick to make it look like he was walking

there is footage of it somewhere and its the only time i ever saw FDR actually WALKING

although that idiot is the reason we cant have emperor trump because he had to get elected 4 times

Coatlicue
Sep 14, 2012

it doesn't matter
how fast or how far,
you're still runnin' like a fool

But Harry Potter is the last horcrux...

Also Cruz must be Nagini in this metaphor. Perfect.

Third World Reagan
May 19, 2008

Imagine four 'mechs waiting in a queue. Time works the same way.
For trump to win he has to kill them all

Bishop Rodan
Dec 5, 2011

See you in the funny papers, liebchen!

haha holy poo poo

But Rocks Hurt Head
Jun 30, 2003

by Hand Knit
Pillbug
https://twitter.com/EmersonPolling/status/701597982194540544

:ssj:

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

Donald Trump
Jan 31, 2016

by exmarx

:smug: Ceiling? Oh, that ceiling reminds me of something. THE WALL.

hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008


....so what wall building companies should I be investing in?

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InsanityIsCrazy
Jan 25, 2003

by Lowtax

Finally, the silent Deep One majority comes into play.

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