gently caress you Chris Carter.
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# ? Feb 23, 2016 03:00 |
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# ? May 15, 2024 03:41 |
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Yo gently caress that
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# ? Feb 23, 2016 03:00 |
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welp
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# ? Feb 23, 2016 03:00 |
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Oh god THAT was the cliffhanger? Carterrrrrrrrrrrrr
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# ? Feb 23, 2016 03:00 |
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Rageaholic Monkey posted:Hahaha what the fuuuuuuuuck This is gonna sound extreme, but maybe we didn't need the X-Files back after all?
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# ? Feb 23, 2016 03:01 |
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Well, that sure happened.
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# ? Feb 23, 2016 03:01 |
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Boooo
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# ? Feb 23, 2016 03:01 |
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I wish I hadn't heard about the cliffhanger ahead of time.
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# ? Feb 23, 2016 03:01 |
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Note: Scully died on the way back to her home planet.
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# ? Feb 23, 2016 03:02 |
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computer parts posted:I wish I hadn't heard about the cliffhanger ahead of time. Trust me it didn't make it any better
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# ? Feb 23, 2016 03:02 |
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computer parts posted:I wish I hadn't heard about the cliffhanger ahead of time. Why? Is it better to know if you're eating a poo poo sandwich before or after you take the first bite?
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# ? Feb 23, 2016 03:02 |
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Echophonic posted:This is gonna sound extreme, but maybe we didn't need the X-Files back after all? It was worth it for the 3rd episode, but holy poo poo Chris Carter wrote some awful episodes.
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# ? Feb 23, 2016 03:03 |
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So does this mean they're planning another miniseries or what because haha what the gently caress
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# ? Feb 23, 2016 03:10 |
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In the next episode Frank Black moves to Portland and joins the FBI, only now his hair is white.
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# ? Feb 23, 2016 03:13 |
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Tighclops posted:So does this mean they're planning another miniseries or what because haha what the gently caress
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# ? Feb 23, 2016 03:14 |
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Jack Gladney posted:In the next episode Frank Black moves to Portland and joins the FBI, only now his hair is white. I'm all for that as long as they get Terry O'Quinn's pencil mustache back as well.
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# ? Feb 23, 2016 03:15 |
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next series is going to be mulder and scully opening up xcom with a blank check and a desk for scully after being heralded for literally saving humanity with ALIEN D N A
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# ? Feb 23, 2016 03:16 |
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joe football posted:next series is going to be mulder and scully opening up xcom with a blank check and a desk for scully after being heralded for literally saving humanity with ALIEN D N A Well, she would have if that UFO hadn't nuked her on the bridge.
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# ? Feb 23, 2016 03:18 |
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Good Soldier Svejk posted:Wait a minute... Foxdie. poo poo, even MGS1 makes more sense than this episode
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# ? Feb 23, 2016 03:18 |
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joe football posted:next series is going to be mulder and scully opening up xcom with a blank check and a desk for scully after being heralded for literally saving humanity with ALIEN D N A I thought the Aliens were the good guys all along.
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# ? Feb 23, 2016 03:20 |
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I wonder if Duchovney and Anderson read these scripts and actually thought they were good or if it was just money and/or nostalgia that brought them back.
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# ? Feb 23, 2016 03:22 |
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Tbh I was okay until "STEM CELLS"
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# ? Feb 23, 2016 03:23 |
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I thought the UFO was going to blow them all up (like it did the weird fetus girl) and it was going to end that way, with Mulder and Scully and not-Mulder dead and the world being hosed.
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# ? Feb 23, 2016 03:27 |
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Iowa Snow King posted:I thought the Aliens were the good guys all along. In this series at least they didn't seem to do much bedsides crash a ship What I'm trying to say is it would seem weird for them to go back to slumming in the basement on x files after this, though of course that's what you have acclaimed TV writers for
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# ? Feb 23, 2016 03:28 |
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Well besides Chris Carter loving with my emotions for 23 years, I liked it.
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# ? Feb 23, 2016 03:38 |
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Why was Mitch Pileggi in the opening credits when he had about 5 minutes of screen time in 6 episodes? I can't think of anything else to even say after the garbage I just watched.
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# ? Feb 23, 2016 03:46 |
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I liked all of the non-Chris Carter episodes. Next season they should let Chris Carter have 1 episode, returning writers 3, and new writers 2. Too bad that will never happen.
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# ? Feb 23, 2016 03:48 |
pyrotek posted:I liked all of the non-Chris Carter episodes. Next season they should let Chris Carter have 1 episode, returning writers 3, and new writers 2. Too bad that will never happen. Next season they should "George Lucas" Chris Carter. I'm betting Fox actually owns the rights so kick him to the fuckin' curb because he is clearly a pile of hot garbage.
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# ? Feb 23, 2016 03:50 |
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PrincessKate posted:Why was Mitch Pileggi in the opening credits when he had about 5 minutes of screen time in 6 episodes? He must have a good agent.
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# ? Feb 23, 2016 03:54 |
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Only halfway through, and I don't even care about spoilers: essentially 30 minutes of nothing but talking, one half-assed terrible action scene, more talking. This is beyond awful.
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# ? Feb 23, 2016 04:28 |
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Holy poo poo that sucked. That was like eating a delicious burrito and the last bite was a turd.
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# ? Feb 23, 2016 04:36 |
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We got one good episode out of this. I really don't give a gently caress what happens next. Christ. Chris Carter is bonkers. In the least endearing way.
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# ? Feb 23, 2016 04:37 |
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blarzgh posted:Holy poo poo that sucked. That was like eating a delicious burrito and the last bite was a turd. You mean it was like eating a big plate full of turds, and finding a truffle hiding in the third forkload?
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# ? Feb 23, 2016 04:39 |
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Chris Carter just took a steaming hot poo poo in my mouth. Personally.
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# ? Feb 23, 2016 04:46 |
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Good Soldier Svejk posted:gently caress you Chris Carter. Notorious QIG posted:Yo gently caress that all these
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# ? Feb 23, 2016 04:47 |
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Vakal posted:I'm all for that as long as they get Terry O'Quinn's pencil mustache back as well. Didn't that character get killed off between the 2nd & 3rd season? I remember the 2nd season of millennium being really good television. The 3rd season was dogshit. IIRC Carter took charge of the 3rd season to save the show from flagging ratings. Didn't work.
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# ? Feb 23, 2016 04:51 |
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The entire time I was thinking, "Surely, there has to be more to this bargain basement Alex Jones character, he can't just be a straight-up hero." I was wrong. This was terrible. Chris Carter should jump into a loving ravine.
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# ? Feb 23, 2016 05:01 |
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Automatic Slim posted:Didn't that character get killed off between the 2nd & 3rd season? Yes, and they blew up a different character played by him in the first X-Files movie so we're out of luck there.
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# ? Feb 23, 2016 05:04 |
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Midjack posted:Yes, and they blew up a different character played by him in the first X-Files movie so we're out of luck there.
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# ? Feb 23, 2016 05:11 |
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# ? May 15, 2024 03:41 |
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That ending made me literally laugh out loud. Its like some god-tier trolling.
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# ? Feb 23, 2016 05:23 |