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Teddybear posted:

There was a great political cartoon that someone made in absolute seriousness about Occupy Wall Street being a bunch of no-good hippies that revealed that the author had literally never seen anyone use a bong in the entirety of his existence. They were sucking on the valve by the water.

This is the one you're after

# ? Feb 23, 2016 05:01

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Scathach: Apr 4, 2011; You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.

Teddybear posted:

There was a great political cartoon that someone made in absolute seriousness about Occupy Wall Street being a bunch of no-good hippies that revealed that the author had literally never seen anyone use a bong in the entirety of his existence. They were sucking on the valve by the water.

This is loving delightful, even if I have seen some people drink various types of bong water once the drugs are gone :2bong:

# ? Feb 23, 2016 05:02

RareAcumen: Dec 28, 2012

cash crab posted:

_sorry

This is so cute.

# ? Feb 23, 2016 07:08

DJ Fuckboy Supreme: Feb 10, 2011; And when you stare long into the abyss, you become aggressively, terminally chill

Lottery of Babylon posted:

I'm sorry guys but I know this is fake but I always stick to the safe side I know I'm weird.. If you stop reading this you're gonna die, My name is Teresa fidalgo if you don't post this on 20 photos I will sleep with you forever.. This girl ignored and 29 day later her mom died. I am real you can search up on Google.

Because people TRY to be as stupid as possible. Look at role modems on TV like kanye and all the other retards.

Too much lazy rear end words from lazy people. Too much slang in the English language.

Either learn to speak or please just become a mime

Because mom's don't value correctness enough to teach it.

WELL IT COULD BE BECAUSE I NEVER HAD ENGLISH GRAMMER IN SCHOOL, I ONLY HAD BASIC READING, AND THEN SOMETIMES , I HAD TO READ IT TWICE BEFORE ,I COULD EVEN UNDER STAND WHAT I WAS READING , IT,S NOT WHAT I LEARNED IN SCHOOL THAT GOT ME A JOB, I AM A HANDS ON KIND OF PERSON , SOME OF YOUR SMARTEST, PEPOLE DO NOT HAVE COMMON SCENSE TO GO WITH ALL THERE BOOK SMARTS , SO IF I HAVE POTENTIAL FOR LEARNING YES I DO, BECAUSE I HAVE PATIENT,S TO LISTEN , & I LIKE PUSHING BUTTONS & EXPLORING NEW THINGS, JUST KNOW COMMON SCENSE COMES BEFORE THE BOOK SMART,S NOW TAKE THIS & EDIT YOUR SELF IF YOU CAN NOT UNDERSTAND OR READ , IT.

Who gives a poo poo, my generation created Internet language a way to get what you want to say understood in shortest time possible. And now this new generation is bitching about grammar online. I'll be damned to let these participation trophy entitled poo poo ms ruin what my generation started.

This is my favorite LOB post. It just spirals further and further into madness and it's beautiful.

# ? Feb 23, 2016 07:54

OatBoy: Nov 18, 2004; What can I say, it's my nature

OldMemes posted:

"Use cannabis instead of antibotics"? I'm not sure the writer knows that antibotics are.

"Oh no, I fell on a rusty saw and got a deep cut, let me just it better"

And with the TV one, why do they always assume people have the news on 24/7? Most people watch entertainment on TV, and only put the news on every so often, or just read it online.

As someone who grew up in Sonoma County, CA, one of the more hippy out there counties in the US, I can tell you there are plenty of people who actually operate like this. I remember quite a few people trying to cure their bronchitis by smoking weed.

# ? Feb 23, 2016 07:59

Cumslut1895: Feb 18, 2015; by FactsAreUseless

Lottery of Babylon posted:

I'm sorry guys but I know this is fake but I always stick to the safe side I know I'm weird.. If you stop reading this you're gonna die, My name is Teresa fidalgo if you don't post this on 20 photos I will sleep with you forever.. This girl ignored and 29 day later her mom died. I am real you can search up on Google.

Because people TRY to be as stupid as possible. Look at role modems on TV like kanye and all the other retards.

Too much lazy rear end words from lazy people. Too much slang in the English language.

Either learn to speak or please just become a mime

Because mom's don't value correctness enough to teach it.

WELL IT COULD BE BECAUSE I NEVER HAD ENGLISH GRAMMER IN SCHOOL, I ONLY HAD BASIC READING, AND THEN SOMETIMES , I HAD TO READ IT TWICE BEFORE ,I COULD EVEN UNDER STAND WHAT I WAS READING , IT,S NOT WHAT I LEARNED IN SCHOOL THAT GOT ME A JOB, I AM A HANDS ON KIND OF PERSON , SOME OF YOUR SMARTEST, PEPOLE DO NOT HAVE COMMON SCENSE TO GO WITH ALL THERE BOOK SMARTS , SO IF I HAVE POTENTIAL FOR LEARNING YES I DO, BECAUSE I HAVE PATIENT,S TO LISTEN , & I LIKE PUSHING BUTTONS & EXPLORING NEW THINGS, JUST KNOW COMMON SCENSE COMES BEFORE THE BOOK SMART,S NOW TAKE THIS & EDIT YOUR SELF IF YOU CAN NOT UNDERSTAND OR READ , IT.

Who gives a poo poo, my generation created Internet language a way to get what you want to say understood in shortest time possible. And now this new generation is bitching about grammar online. I'll be damned to let these participation trophy entitled poo poo ms ruin what my generation started.

for real-real, schools should really teach students to expand contractions, it's the perfect way to remove any confusion

# ? Feb 23, 2016 09:44

Fathis Munk: Feb 23, 2013; ??? ?

Henchman of Santa posted:

You should click through to his profile. It's like what people think schizophrenic writing looks like

Holy poo poo that profile is great. I almost want to follow this dude.

# ? Feb 23, 2016 10:47

trapped mouse: May 25, 2008; by Azathoth

So I was at work one night, and we were just closing up. We had spent the night looking up coworkers names, seeing what dirt we could find on them. We had found a coworker's Amazon page which was only 1 star reviews, so that was funny enough. After we closed, a regular customer came by, big middle aged fat guy famous for asking questions to employees constantly without actually listening to the answers and being generally annoying. After he insists many times that he'll be quick, he buys his stuff and leaves. One of my coworkers sees his name on his credit card, and asks "Hey! I wonder if we can find any stuff about this guy online."

We were not prepared for what we found. He was listed as a public figure for some reason.

(I did not censor Weintraub because that is not even close to his name}

# ? Feb 23, 2016 18:34

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trapped mouse posted:

Hahaha high 5 to this guy

# ? Feb 23, 2016 18:42

Takoluka: Jun 26, 2009; Don't look at me!

trapped mouse posted:

So I was at work one night, and we were just closing up. We had spent the night looking up coworkers names, seeing what dirt we could find on them. We had found a coworker's Amazon page which was only 1 star reviews, so that was funny enough. After we closed, a regular customer came by, big middle aged fat guy famous for asking questions to employees constantly without actually listening to the answers and being generally annoying. After he insists many times that he'll be quick, he buys his stuff and leaves. One of my coworkers sees his name on his credit card, and asks "Hey! I wonder if we can find any stuff about this guy online."

We were not prepared for what we found. He was listed as a public figure for some reason.

(I did not censor Weintraub because that is not even close to his name}

All of this is amazing. This guy owns.

# ? Feb 23, 2016 18:48

RFC2324: Jun 7, 2012; http 418

trapped mouse posted:

So I was at work one night, and we were just closing up. We had spent the night looking up coworkers names, seeing what dirt we could find on them. We had found a coworker's Amazon page which was only 1 star reviews, so that was funny enough. After we closed, a regular customer came by, big middle aged fat guy famous for asking questions to employees constantly without actually listening to the answers and being generally annoying. After he insists many times that he'll be quick, he buys his stuff and leaves. One of my coworkers sees his name on his credit card, and asks "Hey! I wonder if we can find any stuff about this guy online."

We were not prepared for what we found. He was listed as a public figure for some reason.

(I did not censor Weintraub because that is not even close to his name}

This guy is great, and I wish to subscribe to his newsletter. Public figure can be linked without anonymizing, correct?

# ? Feb 23, 2016 18:50

SulfurMonoxideCute: Feb 9, 2008; I was under direct orders not to die
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Can this be our new fire fighter guy?

What ever happened to fire fighter guy anyway? I miss him.

# ? Feb 23, 2016 19:16

Not a Children: Oct 9, 2012; Don't need a holster if you never stop shooting.

Just got lectured on why democratic socialism would lead to more cronyism and corruption by a guy who is the director of operations at his uncle's chemical company

I don't want to live on this planet anymore

# ? Feb 23, 2016 19:55

Maker Of Shoes: Sep 4, 2006; AWWWW YISSSSSSSSSS
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Picnic Princess posted:

Can this be our new fire fighter guy?

What ever happened to fire fighter guy anyway? I miss him.

I miss Titanic guy. :3:

# ? Feb 23, 2016 19:56

Clochette: Aug 12, 2013

loving Make-a-wish, discriminating again healthy children. :mad:

# ? Feb 23, 2016 21:30

Henchman of Santa: Aug 21, 2010

Clochette posted:

loving Make-a-wish, discriminating again healthy children.

Hooooooly poo poo

# ? Feb 23, 2016 21:33

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Clochette posted:

loving Make-a-wish, discriminating again healthy children.

Hooooooooly poo poo :stare:

# ? Feb 23, 2016 21:34

Maker Of Shoes: Sep 4, 2006; AWWWW YISSSSSSSSSS
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Henchman of Santa posted:

Hooooooly poo poo

GOTTA STAY FAI posted:

Hooooooooly poo poo

Pretty much these. Holy hell, that is foul.

# ? Feb 23, 2016 21:35

Such Fun: May 6, 2013

That poop covering the picture is well chosen though.

# ? Feb 23, 2016 21:37

StrangersInTheNight: Dec 31, 2007; ABSOLUTE FUCKING GUDGEON

I must see the rest of the conversation WHY DOES IT CUT OFF THERE

# ? Feb 23, 2016 22:01

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Clochette posted:

loving Make-a-wish, discriminating again healthy children.

god loving drat

# ? Feb 23, 2016 22:05

Clochette: Aug 12, 2013

StrangersInTheNight posted:

I must see the rest of the conversation WHY DOES IT CUT OFF THERE

I found it on reddit. The only other context the poster gave was that this woman lives in Florida. Which makes this even worse, because Floridians are going to obviously have an easier time getting to Disney World than most other Americans by virtue of proximity. She could probably get an annual pass and take her grandson to Disney several times a year.

# ? Feb 23, 2016 22:10

EL BROMANCE: Jun 10, 2006; COWABUNGA DUDES!
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You also get a chunky discount for being a Florida resident too for most theme parks.

# ? Feb 23, 2016 22:28

Admiral Joeslop: Jul 8, 2010

Someone in Minnesota allowed a guy, back in June, to get a personalized license plate that said "FMUSLMS". When the Governor found he got angry and took action to get it revoked. This, of course, cannot stand.

# ? Feb 23, 2016 22:58

RareAcumen: Dec 28, 2012

# ? Feb 23, 2016 23:50

RFC2324: Jun 7, 2012; http 418

EL BROMANCE posted:

You also get a chunky discount for being a Florida resident too for most theme parks.

I just checked out the comparative prices, and holy poo poo. Its only line 8 bucks cheaper for a one day, but the discount gets better quick, and it comes with all the addons that cost 50+ each for non-residents(like being able to go to more than one park).

If I was one of those Disney fanatic people, I would have to move there just for that.

# ? Feb 23, 2016 23:51

Scathach: Apr 4, 2011; You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.

Accidentally attracted a live one. Right in blue is me, I don't think I'll even respond.

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# ? Feb 24, 2016 01:36

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Clochette posted:

loving Make-a-wish, discriminating again healthy children.

# ? Feb 24, 2016 01:59

Elderbean: Jun 10, 2013

Responded to a image a friend posted about GMOs. He's a pretty reasonable dude, but one of his friends immediately started making GBS threads down my throat and accusing me of supporting MONSANTO.

I know it's probably hopeless, but is there a good set of articles about GMOs to use against these people?

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# ? Feb 24, 2016 03:36

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Elderbean posted:

Responded to a image a friend posted about GMOs. He's a pretty reasonable dude, but one of his friends immediately started making GBS threads down my throat and accusing me of supporting MONSANTO.

I know it's probably hopeless, but is there a good set of articles about GMOs to use against these people?

There is no good outcome for you in that thread.

# ? Feb 24, 2016 03:44

Boywhiz88: Sep 11, 2005; floating 26" off da ground. BURR!

Lol at the lady who was happy to be out of Minnesota considering its consistently at top of QoL charts, etc.

# ? Feb 24, 2016 03:58

Sir PigglyWiggly: Jan 12, 2013; I got lost in the woods.
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Clochette posted:

loving Make-a-wish, discriminating again healthy children.

I would occasionally volunteer at the make a wish foundation here in Orlando, this is sadly much more common then you people would ever believe. It even worse when the people would show up in person to complain.

Have you ever seen a pathetic excuses for a Human being shouting at loving Cancer patients and calling then moochers or racial slurs cuz her poor little healthy Timmy can't go to Disney for free?

# ? Feb 24, 2016 04:27

RenegadeStyle1: Jun 7, 2005; Baby Come Back

I can confirm. I don't know how truly common it is but my son has a terminal illness and went on a make a wish trip to Disney World and we got yelled at one of the days. The people working were really apologetic and it wasn't terrible but I can say that 1/1 days I went it happened.

# ? Feb 24, 2016 04:32

Cumslut1895: Feb 18, 2015; by FactsAreUseless

RenegadeStyle1 posted:

I can confirm. I don't know how truly common it is but my son has a terminal illness and went on a make a wish trip to Disney World and we got yelled at one of the days. The people working were really apologetic and it wasn't terrible but I can say that 1/1 days I went it happened.

Sorry about your son.

# ? Feb 24, 2016 04:57

BlackIronHeart: Aug 2, 2004; The Oath Breaker's about to hit warphead nine Kaptain!

RenegadeStyle1 posted:

I can confirm. I don't know how truly common it is but my son has a terminal illness and went on a make a wish trip to Disney World and we got yelled at one of the days. The people working were really apologetic and it wasn't terrible but I can say that 1/1 days I went it happened.

Jesus. It'd be hard to resist giving any person yelling at my terminally ill child a chance to make their dying wish be 'I wish this man would stop beating me to death'.

# ? Feb 24, 2016 04:58

SulfurMonoxideCute: Feb 9, 2008; I was under direct orders not to die
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I recently added my great aunt who's in her late 60s, and she's amazing

# ? Feb 24, 2016 05:33

Maggie Fletcher: Jul 19, 2009; Getting brunch is more important to me than other peoples lives.

RenegadeStyle1 posted:

I can confirm. I don't know how truly common it is but my son has a terminal illness and went on a make a wish trip to Disney World and we got yelled at one of the days. The people working were really apologetic and it wasn't terrible but I can say that 1/1 days I went it happened.

JFC, I'm so sorry you had to go through that. I'm glad your son got to go, but holy Christ that's awful. I can't believe people sometimes.

# ? Feb 24, 2016 05:35

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Sir PigglyWiggly posted:

I would occasionally volunteer at the make a wish foundation here in Orlando, this is sadly much more common then you people would ever believe. It even worse when the people would show up in person to complain.

Have you ever seen a pathetic excuses for a Human being shouting at loving Cancer patients and calling then moochers or racial slurs cuz her poor little healthy Timmy can't go to Disney for free?

Oh gently caress that happens?

RenegadeStyle1 posted:

I can confirm. I don't know how truly common it is but my son has a terminal illness and went on a make a wish trip to Disney World and we got yelled at one of the days. The people working were really apologetic and it wasn't terrible but I can say that 1/1 days I went it happened.

Wow really sorry about your son mate. I don't think I would have had the self control that you exhibited to not lay into the bloke yelling at your son.

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Picnic Princess posted:

I recently added my great aunt who's in her late 60s, and she's amazing

agreed, this is adorable

# ? Feb 24, 2016 06:40

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