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Montasque
Jul 18, 2003

Living in a hateful world sending me straight to Heaven
https://twitter.com/AnnCoulter/status/702359822327541761

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Mendicant
Sep 22, 2015

by zen death robot
havana

My Imaginary GF
Jul 17, 2005

by R. Guyovich
Ted Cruz' claim that he "won" 3rd place is like when a kid "wins" a ribbon for participation

It's not a good thing.

Automatic Slim
Jul 1, 2007

Montasque posted:

Today in the Rubio campaign...

Cancelled his watch party in Nevada
Cancelled on CPAC
Went to bed at 11pm Eastern time missing the Nevada results
Lost Nevada by about 20 points.
Still considered the front runner.

Say what you will about Trump, but the man has amazing energy. Th physical demands of a presidential campaign a lot just to be competitive. Those stories about Rubio being lazy are justified.

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

My Imaginary GF posted:

Ted Cruz' claim that he "won" 3rd place is like when a kid "wins" a ribbon for participation

It's not a good thing.

He's in second now.

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot

How is she not married and breeding? This woman's genes need to be passed on.

My Imaginary GF
Jul 17, 2005

by R. Guyovich

Plinkey posted:

He's in second now.

What a special little boy he is! He gets a gold star! And you get a gold star, you special little boy. Aren't you two just so special?

My Imaginary GF
Jul 17, 2005

by R. Guyovich

My Imaginary GF posted:

What a special little boy he is! He gets a gold star! And you get a gold star, you special little boy. Aren't you two just so special?

What I'm saying is, there's a reason why Ted Cruz' highschool nickname was "Special Ted."

mannerup
Jan 11, 2004

♬ I Know You're Dying Trying To Figure Me Out♬

♬My Name's On The Tip Of Your Tongue Keep Running Your Mouth♬

♬You Want The Recipe But Can't Handle My Sound My Sound My Sound♬

♬No Matter What You Do Im Gonna Get It Without Ya♬

♬ I Know You Ain't Used To A Female Alpha♬
Morning Joe is going to be a circus in a few hours when they go live

Mendicant
Sep 22, 2015

by zen death robot
what channel is mourning joe on?

Rocks
Dec 30, 2011

Mendicant
Sep 22, 2015

by zen death robot
TRUMP

skaboomizzy
Nov 12, 2003

There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.
I have grown to accept Trump as the GOP nominee. He is unstumpable. I seriously can't see a state where he loses other than MAYBE Texas to Cruz, but everyone hates that slug-faced ratfucker so Trump probably wins there anyway.

I intend to drink myself to death by election day. Salud, friends.

Mendicant
Sep 22, 2015

by zen death robot

skaboomizzy posted:

I have grown to accept Trump as the GOP nominee. He is unstumpable. I seriously can't see a state where he loses other than MAYBE Texas to Cruz, but everyone hates that slug-faced ratfucker so Trump probably wins there anyway.

I intend to drink myself to death by election day. Salud, friends.

http://i.imgur.com/TdvpvKt.mp4

Mendicant
Sep 22, 2015

by zen death robot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-XISxIKwnQk

mannerup
Jan 11, 2004

♬ I Know You're Dying Trying To Figure Me Out♬

♬My Name's On The Tip Of Your Tongue Keep Running Your Mouth♬

♬You Want The Recipe But Can't Handle My Sound My Sound My Sound♬

♬No Matter What You Do Im Gonna Get It Without Ya♬

♬ I Know You Ain't Used To A Female Alpha♬

Mendicant posted:

what channel is mourning joe on?

MSNBC and its on at 6AM EST (stream)

Mendicant
Sep 22, 2015

by zen death robot
thanks


also, as a guy who doesn't watch tv, its loving cray

commericals with deformed children in them?
scams targetted at veterans?

no wonder poo poo is so hosed up

TROIKA CURES GREEK
Jun 30, 2015

by R. Guyovich
Bush's amount spent per vote stat for NV is probably really really funny.

Rocks
Dec 30, 2011

Is there a gif of Glenn becks reaction when trump walked into the same room as him and got all the attention taken away

Death By The Blues
Oct 30, 2011

Wow you guys are hosed.Although I don't mean YOU guys, 99 percent white here, but you know the general society itself.

AllanGordon
Jan 26, 2010

by Shine

Rocks posted:

Is there a gif of Glenn becks reaction when trump walked into the same room as him and got all the attention taken away

there is a video of it in the nv primary thread

skaboomizzy
Nov 12, 2003

There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

Rocks posted:

Is there a gif of Glenn becks reaction when trump walked into the same room as him and got all the attention taken away

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2GKrFo6cZWI

sincx
Jul 13, 2012

furiously masturbating to anime titties

Rocks posted:

Is there a gif of Glenn becks reaction when trump walked into the same room as him and got all the attention taken away

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2GKrFo6cZWI

It doesn't really work without sound though, since you can't see Trump. You just hear the chanting start over Beck's drivel.

Trapezium Dave
Oct 22, 2012

Montasque posted:

Today in the Rubio campaign...

Cancelled his watch party in Nevada
Cancelled on CPAC
Went to bed at 11pm Eastern time missing the Nevada results
Lost Nevada by about 20 points.
Still considered the front runner.
I'm an outside observer to all this and still thought up to last week that Rubio was going to clinch it through. I hadn't fully grasped that Rubio as a candidate wasn't just bad, he is baaaaaaaaad.

I'm guessing some of the old guard in the Republican party have to resign over this. They aren't the GOP anymore, they're the Trump Party.

Mendicant
Sep 22, 2015

by zen death robot
prep the loving guillotine

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

Montasque posted:

Today in the Rubio campaign...

Cancelled his watch party in Nevada
Cancelled on CPAC
Went to bed at 11pm Eastern time missing the Nevada results
Lost Nevada by about 20 points.
Still considered the front runner.

lmbo

the GOP is so hosed

Foo
May 16, 2003
Professional Sponge

Montasque posted:

Today in the Rubio campaign...

Cancelled his watch party in Nevada
Cancelled on CPAC
Went to bed at 11pm Eastern time missing the Nevada results
Lost Nevada by about 20 points.
Still considered the front runner.

Feel the marcomentum!

Rocks
Dec 30, 2011

Montasque posted:

Today in the Rubio campaign...

Cancelled his watch party in Nevada
Cancelled on CPAC
Went to bed at 11pm Eastern time missing the Nevada results
Lost Nevada by about 20 points.
Still considered the front runner.

Oh he's also in THIRD now in Nevada

Oh Holy Night

Full Battle Rattle
Aug 29, 2009

As long as the times refuse to change, we're going to make a hell of a racket.
Ah yes, the 3 - 3 -3 -3 -3 -3 -3 -3 -3 plan

skaboomizzy
Nov 12, 2003

There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

Full Battle Rattle posted:

Ah yes, the 3 - 3 -3 -3 -3 -3 -3 -3 -3 plan

Add that up and it comes to 9-9-9

That worked out pretty well, right?

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!
I now understand why Rubot skips out on congress voting floors

Just do what any kid does when you don't want to do poo poo, fake it and stay home

Vox Nihili
May 28, 2008


I swear there was a time when Ann Coulter was a generic neocon rather than a stormfronter.

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

Vox Nihili posted:

I swear there was a time when Ann Coulter was a generic neocon rather than a stormfronter.

she's adapting so when the Trumpreich is installed, she doesn't get sent to the chambers


otoh if the poors win, she has to blend in with them or she'll get cannibalized

meristem
Oct 2, 2010
I HAVE THE ETIQUETTE OF STIFF AND THE PERSONALITY OF A GIANT CUNT.
Like I said already, Trump vs. Hillary is the best possible ending to this thing. The screaming, violent id versus the superego.

Mendicant
Sep 22, 2015

by zen death robot
ann coulter for ambassador to the UN

Automatic Slim
Jul 1, 2007

Vox Nihili posted:

I swear there was a time when Ann Coulter was a generic neocon rather than a stormfronter.

She's always been obnoxious and bat poo poo insane.

Mendicant posted:

ann coulter for ambassador to the UN

That is a stroke of genius.

Rocks
Dec 30, 2011

https://twitter.com/NickBryantNY/status/702364302058061825

Slugnoid
Jun 23, 2006

Nap Ghost
changing my vote to marco!



i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005


today was my super tuesday

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skaboomizzy
Nov 12, 2003

There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.
Rubio only ran for US Senate because he was term-limited out of the FL State Senate and was too young/inexperienced to go into big-money lobbying. He was lucky enough to ride the Tea Party wave against a GOP governor that didn't openly spit in Obama's face, so he won the primary. Then Gov. Crist ran as an indie against Rubio and a no-hope Dem and the rest is history.

Rubio's presence on the national stage is nothing more than a series of flukes and I'm glad to see him exposed for the lightweight he is.

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