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Darth123123 posted:I'm a page in, tell me it's fake so I don't have to finish there is currently nothing indicating that it is not real
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cock hero flux posted:there is currently nothing indicating that it is not real And you would know, Sir Flux!
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cock hero flux posted:there is currently nothing indicating that it is not real Nice
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Kavak posted:Do you also get Canadian geese in Florida? Radio! posted:yeah but they're real small HONK! HONK!
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Darth123123 posted:I'm a page in, tell me it's fake so I don't have to finish Keep reading. It gets even better around page 6 or so.
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Malachite_Dragon posted:Keep reading. It gets even better around page 6 or so. I don't want to keep going. I have to. Thank gently caress this thread is all of 12 pages compared to the endless trainwreck of Blue Story.
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# ? Feb 24, 2016 05:20 |
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All I know about Blue Story is that I saw an edit of divorce.gif when I idly clicked on the leper's colony one day, what did I miss?
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# ? Feb 24, 2016 05:26 |
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Aaaaugh gently caress I can't read this, whenever I try to look at it I cringe so hard I physically cannot continue. Someone summarize it
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# ? Feb 24, 2016 05:30 |
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Tetracube posted:Aaaaugh gently caress I can't read this, whenever I try to look at it I cringe so hard I physically cannot continue. Someone summarize it Layer 1: 12 year old boy nearly dies twice from sticking anything he can grab up his dick, notably a bicycle pump because he downloaded inflation fetish porn. Layer 2: Goons suggesting safe dick-inserting practices and comparing suggestions to eliminate the behavior that has put him at death's door twice to attempts to eliminate homosexuality. AlphaKretin posted:All I know about Blue Story is that I saw an edit of divorce.gif when I idly clicked on the leper's colony one day, what did I miss? Imagine a trainwreck gif except it advances one frame every 15 minutes.
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Orange Fluffy Sheep posted:Imagine a trainwreck gif except it advances one frame every 15 minutes. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l4UFQWKjy_I
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Orange Fluffy Sheep posted:Layer 2: Goons suggesting safe dick-inserting practices and comparing suggestions to eliminate the behavior that has put him at death's door twice to attempts to eliminate homosexuality. On the other hand, Goons thinking that they can get a 12 year-old boy to not masturbate is hilarious even by the usual standards of childless unmarried middle-aged men offering parenting advice on the forums.
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# ? Feb 24, 2016 06:04 |
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The thread gets more upsetting the deeper in you read it. There's small background dots throughout the thread to make it so there's a possibility that the boy is hiding some abuse in his background to explain his many behavioral problems, his mother is struggling emotionally with the responsibility of managing his health, there are insurance issues, etc etc. And then on top of that, it getting linked to in several threads recently means a goon rush today of jokes and people coming in to argue completely wrongheaded things, and accusations of a fake thread. It's depressing.
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# ? Feb 24, 2016 06:18 |
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Lawrence Gilchrist posted:"Kirk! It's your cousin Marvin. Marvin Johnson. You know that new sound you've been looking for? Well, listen to this!"
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Sleeveless posted:On the other hand, Goons thinking that they can get a 12 year-old boy to not masturbate is hilarious even by the usual standards of childless unmarried middle-aged men offering parenting advice on the forums. I think the idea is to get him to not masturbate in a stupid way, which seems not bad?
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# ? Feb 24, 2016 06:46 |
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I can't quote the post directly because the thread is (mercifully) closed, but quote:And now that I've gotten that out of my system:
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# ? Feb 24, 2016 07:06 |
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I can imagine the squealing sound you get when you stretch the opening of a balloon and let the air out, just fading away into the distance.
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# ? Feb 24, 2016 07:11 |
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From the closed 12 y/o getting sepsis from sounding a dirty bike pump thread:quote:Wipe the bike pump down with tabasco if you want to know when to take him to the hospital again. quote:Ahh! How could you give your brother the ol' spicy dickhole!! quote:These are not fun times for you dickhole, these are dark times! And from a long-time almost-decade old user named "Dick Trauma": quote:I see no problem with this. And the responses: quote:Well of course you wouldn't. quote:Finally I feel guilty and terrible for laughing at that thread, but it produced some real gems. Teriyaki Koinku has a new favorite as of 08:23 on Feb 24, 2016 |
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manyak posted:Beavis: I always thought If I was going to shove something in my pee hole id be like... Yeayuhh, ooh-ahh, yeah, stuff like that anne frank fanfic posted:Sex positive therapist (in willy wonka tone): no, dont stick a bicycle pump in your urethra and inflate it
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# ? Feb 24, 2016 08:20 |
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Maybe if they douched more? No wait
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# ? Feb 24, 2016 09:13 |
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Triticum Guzzler posted:THE JOKER
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# ? Feb 24, 2016 09:54 |
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I'm getting the Back to the Future reference here, but not the rest of it.
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# ? Feb 24, 2016 17:56 |
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Kaiju15 posted:I'm getting the Back to the Future reference here, but not the rest of it. Kirk Johnson is a man you know very intimately, even if you've never seen his face.
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Travis343 posted:Kirk Johnson is a man you know very intimately, even if you've never seen his face. Most people are even aware of his marital status.
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Kaiju15 posted:I'm getting the Back to the Future reference here, but not the rest of it. With the clues in this thread, I finally got it, and Google confirms. http://gawker.com/finding-goatse-the-mystery-man-behind-the-most-disturb-5899787
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Kaiju15 posted:I'm getting the Back to the Future reference here, but not the rest of it. The name doesn't ring any bells for you?
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# ? Feb 24, 2016 19:10 |
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That's a bit of a stretch. Don't be so anal about it. Now you're really getting my goat. Here, saved this thread a page.
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# ? Feb 24, 2016 19:15 |
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Paladinus posted:That's a bit of a stretch. Thanks, rear end in a top hat.
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Paladinus posted:That's a bit of a stretch. Haha! Yeah! gently caress those paleobotanists! https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kirk_Johnson_%28scientist%29
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Aphrodite posted:Thanks, rear end in a top hat. lol
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# ? Feb 24, 2016 21:47 |
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tuyop posted:Why do they like those sim gams so much? Earwicker posted:Germans like to Do Things Properly and the sim games allow them to experience things like driving a truck Properly or managing a farm Properly without any of the physical or financial risks involved in doing those jobs for real. Kind of similar to how we in America have a lot of games about shooting people in the face.
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Kaiju15 posted:I'm getting the Back to the Future reference here, but not the rest of it. Hello
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Orange Fluffy Sheep posted:Layer 1: 12 year old boy nearly dies twice from sticking anything he can grab up his dick, notably a bicycle pump because he downloaded inflation fetish porn. I mean, the key problem in here is that his weird fetish is repeatedly putting him in the hospital, not that he has said weird fetish in the first place. Wouldn't teaching him how to fulfill it in a safe way (provided said safe way actually exists- I'm not exactly familiar with sounding and like loving hell if I'm googling it) be the more constructive way to handle it than trying to cure the fetish (which I'm... not even sure is possible)?
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This isn't your jurisdiction Lord of Butts, I will wait to hear the opinions of Lord of Ding Dongs.
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# ? Feb 24, 2016 23:33 |
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PBS Newshour posted:This isn't your jurisdiction Lord of Butts, I will wait to hear the opinions of Lord of Ding Dongs. Dick Trauma was already quoted in this thread.
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Roro posted:Dick Trauma was already quoted in this thread. Sir Richard Trauma.
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# ? Feb 24, 2016 23:54 |
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LORD OF BUTT posted:I mean, the key problem in here is that his weird fetish is repeatedly putting him in the hospital, not that he has said weird fetish in the first place. Wouldn't teaching him how to fulfill it in a safe way (provided said safe way actually exists- I'm not exactly familiar with sounding and like loving hell if I'm googling it) be the more constructive way to handle it than trying to cure the fetish (which I'm... not even sure is possible)? There's a guy in that thread who says basically this, but then he learns what sounding actually is, and immediately comes back to the thread with "oh my God no I was wrong, you have to stop him"
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From the quotes threads:LORD OF BUTT posted:I mean, the key problem in here is that his weird fetish is repeatedly putting him in the hospital, not that he has said weird fetish in the first place. Wouldn't teaching him how to fulfill it in a safe way (provided said safe way actually exists- I'm not exactly familiar with sounding and like loving hell if I'm googling it) be the more constructive way to handle it than trying to cure the fetish (which I'm... not even sure is possible)? PBS Newshour posted:This isn't your jurisdiction Lord of Butts, I will wait to hear the opinions of Lord of Ding Dongs.
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Travis343 posted:There's a guy in that thread who says basically this, but then he learns what sounding actually is, and immediately comes back to the thread with "oh my God no I was wrong, you have to stop him" I have a basic idea from the repeated mentions of things going inside penises, which is precisely why I'm not googling it to find out if it can be done safely.
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ExecuDork posted:You know it was a convertible. It had to be. Top down, naturally.
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Smythe posted:When I see a Klurf, I'm overcome with the impulse to jack off. Fortunately - due to me becoming a Klurf, I have no dick nor balls and cannot cum. It is in this way that becoming a Klurf saves me from my baser instincts. Becoming a Klurf and removing not only my dick, balls, and prostate but also replacing my organs with Gummy Gummy GumGuts and my long, crooked, incriminating Jewish nose with a cute + genderless Snoot has revitalized my life and livelihood - No longer do I swindle and leer but now I bounce and embrace. Castration by Logitech G500 Gaming Mouse Cord is the best thing that I've ever done, followed closely by the good work performed by my GP and very talented species-transition surgeon Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka.
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