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InsanityIsCrazy
Jan 25, 2003

by Lowtax

Pinterest Mom posted:

South Carolina, Saturday.



:drac: thankee

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Third World Reagan
May 19, 2008

Imagine four 'mechs waiting in a queue. Time works the same way.
Trump has found the source of power, cynical voters who normally do not vote. The vengeance candidate.

Patter Song
Mar 26, 2010

Hereby it is manifest that during the time men live without a common power to keep them all in awe, they are in that condition which is called war; and such a war as is of every man against every man.
Fun Shoe

Montasque posted:

Yeah, I highly doubt slut shaming Melania Trump in the primary let alone in the general, is going to work. Also there's no evidence she did porn, but whatever, like that will stop idiots like Beck.

Porn or no porn, she'd still be the first First Lady with publicly available nude pics. (Hopefully Barbara Bush didn't beat her to the punch and is just waiting to release hers)

My Imaginary GF
Jul 17, 2005

by R. Guyovich

CubsWoo posted:

Before Hitler that land was known as Mandatory Palestine

Makes you think

It was also a Polish colonization project, what with the whole Betar movement.

Xenophon
Jun 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
Grimey Drawer

Kindergarten Camp posted:

The salient point for me is not the results; it's the reactions in this thread to it. Did I not mention reactions? Were, for example, South Carolina's results not put in this thread? If they were indeed put in here, I should have thought maybe Nevada's were, too, and that I am allowed to ask?

people are giving you joke answers because you're basically asking them to go back through the thread and find what you want instead of, you know, you going back through the thread to find what you want

basically:

TROIKA CURES GREEK posted:

Whatever page is around midnight eastern time in the sticky NV thread, maybe an hour or so before if you want to see reactions to initial polls being released.

and now I'm posting about posting, the ultimate shame

My Imaginary GF
Jul 17, 2005

by R. Guyovich

Patter Song posted:

Porn or no porn, she'd still be the first First Lady with publicly available nude pics. (Hopefully Barbara Bush didn't beat her to the punch and is just waiting to release hers)

You forgot Rachel Jackson.

Kindergarten Camp
Nov 27, 2015

Is Trump's V.P. going to be someone who is "on the political stage now", so to speak? I'm not sure if that's a question that can be taken seriously at this point in the political season or if it's already been asked or something. If that's a question that can be mocked like my other question, just don't do so -- so that the thread doesn't get fecaled up in so doing.

Indy
Mar 30, 2005

Hey guys, what's up?

TROIKA CURES GREEK posted:

Still at the end of the day for all their fancy models they badly misread the republican side until the answer was :stare: them in the face.

No model can account for the failiure that is the average american voter.

Eschers Basement
Sep 13, 2007

by exmarx

Kindergarten Camp posted:

I had to keep clarifying stuff because people were hostilely (it felt that way to me) taking what I was trying to do the wrong way. I did not appreciate the first two responses' being a joke page number and an insinuation (insinuation just imo anyway) that I didn't know something that wasn't relevant to my question's intent anyway.
I'm not trying to snipe; I even thought I should say "may I ask," because I feared it would be taken the wrong way. Apologies; I do have a weird way of expressing myself.

You're a weird and entitled little poo poo who spent more time begging for other people to do work for him than it would actually take to go back through the thread himself.

Pinterest Mom
Jun 9, 2009

Kindergarten Camp posted:

Is Trump's V.P. going to be someone who is "on the political stage now", so to speak? I'm not sure if that's a question that can be taken seriously or if it's already been asked or something. If that's a question that can be mocked like my other question, just don't do so so that the thread doesn't get fecaled up in so doing.

It's going to be Jon Huntsman.

TROIKA CURES GREEK
Jun 30, 2015

by R. Guyovich
-Arkane

Kindergarten Camp
Nov 27, 2015

Xenophon posted:

people are giving you joke answers because you're basically asking them to go back through the thread and find what you want instead of, you know, you going back through the thread to find what you want

Just wanted to know if anyone would give me a short page number answer so that I could just have the option of going there in one go. I don't want to say anyone is wrong; I just wanted to use that option if it existed.

Kindergarten Camp fucked around with this message at 02:41 on Feb 27, 2016

Jewel Repetition
Dec 24, 2012

Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.

Montasque posted:

David Limbaugh, Rush's brother, is having an anti-Rubio meltdown on twitter:


David is a Cruz guy, and I've seen a lot of pro-Cruz people have similar meltdowns today.

"There is so much evidence that Marco Rubio hasn't been straight"

as halfway crooks
Mar 7, 2007

by Shine
Let's do dream VP chat, I'll go first

Oprah (Schwarzenegger not eligible)

blugu64
Jul 17, 2006

Do you realize that fluoridation is the most monstrously conceived and dangerous communist plot we have ever had to face?
There is only one right answer. Ted Nugent.

TROIKA CURES GREEK
Jun 30, 2015

by R. Guyovich
B. Sanders

as halfway crooks
Mar 7, 2007

by Shine
:bernget:

Only registered members can see post attachments!

Lum_
Jun 5, 2006

Kindergarten Camp posted:

Just wanted to know if anyone would give me a short page number answer so that I could just have the option of going there in one go. Apologies, I don't want to say anyone is wrong; I just wanted to use that option if it existed.

Hey, can you give me the page number you started this weird and insane tangent on? I'd respond to your original post but I don't feel like actually going back and checking where it is.

Lum_
Jun 5, 2006
(edit: doublepost doubleplusungood)

PT6A
Jan 5, 2006

Public school teachers are callous dictators who won't lift a finger to stop children from peeing in my plane

as halfway crooks posted:

Let's do dream VP chat, I'll go first

Jesse Ventura. Has political and executive experience!

Rocks
Dec 30, 2011

oh my god if Trump wins Texas, Florida and Ohio the GOP this race will be over in three weeks and the GOP will have been completely embarrassed

speaking of embarrassed, has Rubio hosed anything up today yet? Is he going to CPAC now or what?

SNAKES N CAKES
Sep 6, 2005

DAVID GAIDER
Lead Writer
Why Donald Trump is having so much success at caucuses:

quote:

Donald Trump may have run away with a win in Tuesday’s Nevada caucuses, but many Americans were still trying to figure out what a "caucus" actually is.

According to Merriam-Webster, searches for the word “caucus” spiked on the dictionary’s website on Tuesday night and continued into Wednesday morning.

“Based on the comments we've gotten at the entry for ‘caucus’ on our site, it looks like some people think that this word is related to ‘Caucasian,’” Merriam-Webster spokeswoman Kory Stamper told POLITICO.

http://www.politico.com/blogs/2016-gop-primary-live-updates-and-results/2016/02/what-is-a-caucus-219735

Evil Fluffy
Jul 13, 2009

Scholars are some of the most pompous and pedantic people I've ever had the joy of meeting.

Montasque posted:

Rush Limbaugh is now calling Rubio #2, and his pet name for Donald Trump is now Donaldus Maximus.

For people fortunate enough to never listed to Rush, his pet name for Reagan is Ronaldus Maximus in case you wondered just what Rush thinks of Trump at this point.

The Kingfish posted:

holy poo poo Scott Walker was Chaozu

Walker was Yamcha.

Spatula City
Oct 21, 2010

LET ME EXPLAIN TO YOU WHY YOU ARE WRONG ABOUT EVERYTHING

PT6A posted:

Jesse Ventura. Has political and executive experience!

Yesssssss. It all makes sense. TRUMP VENTURA 2016. Vince McMahon could host campaign events.

fade5
May 31, 2012

by exmarx

Kindergarten Camp posted:

I had to keep clarifying stuff because people were hostilely (it felt that way to me) taking what I was trying to do the wrong way. I did not appreciate the first two responses' being a joke page number and an insinuation (insinuation just imo anyway) that I didn't know something that wasn't relevant to my question's intent anyway.
I'm not trying to snipe; I even thought I should say "may I ask," because I feared it would be taken the wrong way. Apologies; I do have a weird way of expressing myself.

Kindergarten Camp posted:

Is Trump's V.P. going to be someone who is "on the political stage now", so to speak? I'm not sure if that's a question that can be taken seriously at this point in the political season or if it's already been asked or something. If that's a question that can be mocked like my other question, just don't do so -- so that the thread doesn't get fecaled up in so doing.
Suggestion: try USPol/the main D&D forum for more serious questions, this is basically the Republican Primary mock thread for laughing at the insanity that is Trump.

Also loosen up, seriously. YCS is the relaxed (maybe a little too relaxed) politics forum, just roll with it.

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Rocks posted:

oh my god if Trump wins Texas, Florida and Ohio the GOP this race will be over in three weeks and the GOP will have been completely embarrassed

speaking of embarrassed, has Rubio hosed anything up today yet? Is he going to CPAC now or what?

Even being even with Ted Cruz in Texas is a win for Trump since Trump will still walk away with a good share of delegates.

Texas is a Hybrid state, it's proportional unless one candidate has a yooge landslide victory that triggers WTA.

Patter Song
Mar 26, 2010

Hereby it is manifest that during the time men live without a common power to keep them all in awe, they are in that condition which is called war; and such a war as is of every man against every man.
Fun Shoe

Kindergarten Camp posted:

Is Trump's V.P. going to be someone who is "on the political stage now", so to speak? I'm not sure if that's a question that can be taken seriously at this point in the political season or if it's already been asked or something. If that's a question that can be mocked like my other question, just don't do so -- so that the thread doesn't get fecaled up in so doing.

Nobody knows. Trump's Veepstakes will range from doubling down on Trumpness and picking a fat loudmouthed rear end in a top hat (Gov Paul LePage of Maine?) to an Establishment olive branch (Kasich?) to a military figure critical of Obama (Ret. Gen. Stanley McChrystal?) to a businessman (Carl Icahn?) to something totally off the wall (Ivanka Trump?).

vrath
Jul 6, 2015

Buy 1 get 1 bottle of Lysol FREE!

as halfway crooks posted:

Let's do dream VP chat, I'll go first

Oprah (Schwarzenegger not eligible)

He confirmed VP will be "somewhat political"

InsanityIsCrazy
Jan 25, 2003

by Lowtax

as halfway crooks posted:

Let's do dream VP chat

BAH GAWD THATS KANES MUSIC

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

vrath posted:

He confirmed VP will be "somewhat political"

In-character Steven Colbert

Scrub-Niggurath
Nov 27, 2007


lmao

InsanityIsCrazy
Jan 25, 2003

by Lowtax

as halfway crooks posted:

Let's do dream VP chat

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cNgxyL5zEAk

ate shit on live tv
Feb 15, 2004

by Azathoth
So after Trump's 20 point win in Nevada, are people still saying Trump "can't win"? Or are they going to hedge their bets until he sweeps super Tuesday?

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007

PT6A posted:

Jesse Ventura. Has political and executive experience!

I'm pretty sure Ventura stated that he would be Trump or Bernie's VP.

Ventura being the Tie-Breaking vote in the Senate is my political wet dream.

say no to bats
Aug 15, 2001
Rumblee tumblee, climin' a hunny tree
Howard Stern for VP under Trump, Robin for surgeon general (She used to be a Navy nurse after all!)

StevePerry
Sep 5, 2003

don't stop believin

vrath posted:

He confirmed VP will be "somewhat political"
Practical understanding of armored Caterpillar D9R Bulldozer considered a strong plus.

CubsWoo
Aug 17, 2005

Where the big boys RAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGH FUCK YOU
yessssssssssssssssssss

http://theresurgent.com/rick-perry-for-president/

quote:

In Texas, the final criminal charges against Rick Perry have been dropped. The original indictment was drawn up by partisan Democrats intent on stopping Perry from being a viable Presidential candidate. It worked.

Rosemary Lehmberg, the District Attorney in Austin, TX, ran a public corruption unit. Ms. Lehmberg, an alcoholic, was arrested and became abusive to the police, trying to use her authority to get out of trouble. When Rick Perry threatened to veto legislation if it did not defund her public corruption unit, she had him indicted. Even national Democrats were outraged by her actions.

But those indictments have now been thrown out by the Texas judicial system.

As the Republican Party looks headed toward a protectionist, pro-abortion liberal and the Democrats look headed toward Hillary Clinton, Rick Perry may be needed back on the field for the good of his country.

I’d gladly support a Rick Perry third party run. I know a great many who would do so. Given both Hillary Clinton’s and Donald Trump’s lack of integrity, Perry would make a compelling and reassuring grown up alternative.


If Trump does get the Republican nomination, I would gladly support Rick Perry for President. A lot of others would too.

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

say no to bats posted:

Howard Stern for VP under Trump, Robin for surgeon general (She used to be a Navy nurse after all!)

At least make Howard the White House Press secretary.

Also if Howard is tired randomly replace the White House secretary job with one of the whack pack guys for a few days.

Montasque
Jul 18, 2003

Living in a hateful world sending me straight to Heaven

say no to bats posted:

Howard Stern for VP under Trump, Robin for surgeon general (She used to be a Navy nurse after all!)

Stern already said he wants the Supreme Court slot citing his experience as a Judge on America's Got Talent.

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Slate Action
Feb 13, 2012

by exmarx
https://twitter.com/jbarro/status/702554878284009472

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