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Metapod
Mar 18, 2012

So we have 20 mil more cap space to work with?

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Volkerball
Oct 15, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

Hijo Del Helmsley posted:

At least he has a ring :unsmith:

A ring with an asterik.

Gyro Zeppeli
Jul 19, 2012

sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

Volkerball posted:

A ring with an asterik.

At least it's a proper asterisk, not just "oh the balls were deflated".

The Pats couldn't even cheat in a convincing manner.

Volkerball
Oct 15, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

Hijo Del Helmsley posted:

At least it's a proper asterisk, not just "oh the balls were deflated".

The Pats couldn't even cheat in a convincing manner.

spygate was pretty convincing

Gyro Zeppeli
Jul 19, 2012

sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

Volkerball posted:

spygate was pretty convincing

If I'm gonna cheat, I'm gonna be paying on a per bone broken basis :colbert:

PrinceRandom
Feb 26, 2013

Did someone share



The World Vs. Dumbass Dan

Diva Cupcake
Aug 15, 2005

Metapod posted:

So we have 20 mil more cap space to work with?
This means the Titans have $50m in cap space as of now. The Jaguars have like $80m. The Giants have $58m. This is all meaningless though since there aren't enough FAs to justify all the cap space that teams have.

Imagine the Bills dont franchise Cordy Glenn and he hits the open market? He could get $15m per.

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012

Ozu posted:

This means the Titans have $50m in cap space as of now. The Jaguars have like $80m. The Giants have $58m. This is all meaningless though since there aren't enough FAs to justify all the cap space that teams have.

Imagine the Bills dont franchise Cordy Glenn and he hits the open market? He could get $15m per.

The Titans vs Jags arms race begins :getin:

Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002
Jaguars sign Vernon to a 5 year 75 million dollar deal with 35 guaranteed!!

Year one cap hit is 50 million

Gyro Zeppeli
Jul 19, 2012

sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

Please stop picking over the still-warm carcass of my team's O-line :smith:

Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
Switchblade Switcharoo

Ribsauce posted:

I know normal jobs don't compare to the NFL, but if I got asked that at a job interview I would just stand up and leave. That is ridiculous. Hell, it is illegal to ask someone if they are married (I think), how can you ask that? I guess technically they can say it is not a job interview, but jesus christ...Do you think your mom is hot?

Chip only wants to get yelled at by MILFs

Brannock
Feb 9, 2006

by exmarx
Fallen Rib

Ribsauce posted:

Dane Brugler ‏@dpbrugler 22m22 minutes ago
Strangest interview question I've heard a NFL team ask a prospect so far: Do you find your mother attractive? #NFLCombine


I know normal jobs don't compare to the NFL, but if I got asked that at a job interview I would just stand up and leave. That is ridiculous. Hell, it is illegal to ask someone if they are married (I think), how can you ask that? I guess technically they can say it is not a job interview, but jesus christ...Do you think your mom is hot?

That almost seems like a question designed to piss off / surprise the interviewee to see how they react.

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

Hijo Del Helmsley posted:

Please stop picking over the still-warm carcass of my team's O-line :smith:

I'm sure you'll change teams again soon enough that it won't matter

Sour Diesel
Jan 30, 2010

ravens are in talks with trent richardson

uhh

Sour Diesel
Jan 30, 2010

Ross Angeles posted:

I'm sure you'll change teams again soon enough that it won't matter

he's gonna bandwagon the titans next

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

Chilichimp posted:

You will also die alone and unloved.

Worth it.

Gyro Zeppeli
Jul 19, 2012

sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

Ross Angeles posted:

I'm sure you'll change teams again soon enough that it won't matter

I don't have a local team, something you'll come to learn about soon.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet

Sour Diesel posted:

ravens are in talks with trent richardson

uhh

Makes perfect sense. They're looking for the exact opposite of Ray Rice and there's plenty of tape that shows that Richardson can't hit a drat thing.

Its Rinaldo
Aug 13, 2010

CODS BINCH

whypick1 posted:

Makes perfect sense. They're looking for the exact opposite of Ray Rice and there's plenty of tape that shows that Richardson can't hit a drat thing.

:vince:

Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002

Brannock posted:

That almost seems like a question designed to piss off / surprise the interviewee to see how they react.

It is. Every year we have this happen and every year people compare a job interview for a 7 figure position with what their regional manager asked them before showing them their cubicle

I'm in a bitter 1/3rd life crisis so ignore me

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

Hijo Del Helmsley posted:

I don't have a local team, something you'll come to learn about soon.

Go LA Chargers

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

Mystic Stylez posted:

Cool that Microwave finally applied to the Draft

Now that's an underwear Olympics worth watching

Dubious
Mar 7, 2006

The Heroes the Vikings Deserve
Lipstick Apathy

whypick1 posted:

Makes perfect sense. They're looking for the exact opposite of Ray Rice and there's plenty of tape that shows that Richardson can't hit a drat thing.

:perfect:

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



Ribsauce posted:

Dane Brugler ‏@dpbrugler 22m22 minutes ago
Strangest interview question I've heard a NFL team ask a prospect so far: Do you find your mother attractive? #NFLCombine


I know normal jobs don't compare to the NFL, but if I got asked that at a job interview I would just stand up and leave. That is ridiculous. Hell, it is illegal to ask someone if they are married (I think), how can you ask that? I guess technically they can say it is not a job interview, but jesus christ...Do you think your mom is hot?

edit
I'm not sure if it is actually illegal to ask someone if they are married or have kids. Maybe every business is so terrified of getting sued they just don't allow it, but it is not technically illegal. I have no idea.

Sounds like someone is embarrassed of their answer to this question if they were asked. :dukedog:

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012

whypick1 posted:

Makes perfect sense. They're looking for the exact opposite of Ray Rice and there's plenty of tape that shows that Richardson can't hit a drat thing.

:thurman:

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

marauderthirty posted:

:horse: Woke up this morning and remembered my team won the Super Bowl! :horse:

Is it just me, or are the Broncos the most anonymous Champs ever? I honestly have to remind myself that you guys won it. For some reason it just doesn't click the way past teams have.

Maybe it's just because the Bronc-bros here on TFF have just been so quiet about it all. After dealing with the escalating degrees of obnoxious that are Ravens and Kawalimus histrionics, 12th Fanwagon, and Tom Brady, HAM must feel like a breath of fresh air. Whatever. Anyway the start to this offseason is pretty cool.

I think the Broncos won the Super Bowl.

Edit
Imagine how bad Peyton would have been if he wasn't taking PEDs. :manning:

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

whypick1 posted:

Makes perfect sense. They're looking for the exact opposite of Ray Rice and there's plenty of tape that shows that Richardson can't hit a drat thing.

lOl

Mystic Stylez
Dec 19, 2009

gently caress you too Chiche :colbert:

Edit: VVVVVV Ravens

Mystic Stylez fucked around with this message at 21:30 on Feb 25, 2016

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Mystic Stylez posted:

gently caress you too Chiche :colbert:

Are you a Broncos fan? I cheered for the Broncos

That Which Squeaks
Aug 28, 2006

"Good. Use your aggressive feelings, boy. Let the hate flow through you."
-Bill Belichick
https://www.facebook.com/TomBrady/videos/1076615859046230/

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
I'm disappointed the word filter didn't gently caress up that URL.

Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp

Grimey Drawer

Hijo Del Helmsley posted:

If I'm gonna cheat, I'm gonna be paying on a per bone broken basis :colbert:

You'd be paying out your rear end for shattered hands and feet.

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

whypick1 posted:

Makes perfect sense. They're looking for the exact opposite of Ray Rice and there's plenty of tape that shows that Richardson can't hit a drat thing.

I would also accept "too fat to get into an elevator."

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Everything that makes Russell Wilson terrible he learned from watching Tom Brady.

They just cranked another robot out with some new gimmicky features.

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

Sour Diesel posted:

ravens are in talks with trent richardson

uhh

Man, terrible sports day for Baltimore

PrinceRandom
Feb 26, 2013


A sexy baboon

TSBX
Apr 24, 2010

whypick1 posted:

I'm disappointed the word filter didn't gently caress up that URL.

Same

Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp

Grimey Drawer

Codependent Poster posted:

I would also accept "too fat to get into an elevator."

:lol:, like anyone here believes his weight would keep TRich from getting through an elevator door!

computer parts
Nov 18, 2010

PLEASE CLAP

I was really expecting him to chuck that puppy for a second.

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Magicpants
Sep 15, 2011


Certified Poster

computer parts posted:

I was really expecting him to chuck that puppy for a second.
of course he wouldn't, his nutritionist has him on an all dog diet

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