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MeLKoR posted:https://www.reddit.com/r/DerekSmart/comments/47hnmt/dereks_minimes_are_out_in_force_today/ Wait, they know it's me on both sites? gently caress! How will I ever retain my anonymity?
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Lime Tonics posted:
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# ? Feb 26, 2016 01:10 |
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Eonwe posted:
Apparently this person has not seen a modern fighter aircraft with an all-glass cockpit. WW2 in space is the future.
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# ? Feb 26, 2016 01:11 |
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A Neurotic Jew posted:a new segment on AtV where Ben Lesnick goes searching for the missing videogame ship seat, except its just him looking under chairs and in filing cabinets and shrugging his shoulders while film noir jazz plays in the background. too much BENding! i slay me
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# ? Feb 26, 2016 01:12 |
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# ? Feb 26, 2016 01:14 |
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Toops posted:I love this idea. What should I change the radar signatures to? Birds? Wheelchairs? I'm a programmer guys, I lack comedy, and I need your help. Make the signature a three-dimensional representation of the audio spectrum of FULL BURN. Step 1: Every time a starship arrives, have it play FULL BURN. Step 2: As FULL BURN plays, get its audio spectrum. Step 3: Rotate that audio spectrum in a circle whose radius is the total number of hitpoints the enemy has (SEE THE loving THING IS USEFUL). Or some other feature. Maybe the inverse of the distance so close stuff overwhelms the radar with the POWER OF SONG. Step 4: Repeat for every starship. Step 5: FULL BURN
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# ? Feb 26, 2016 01:17 |
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moonraker posted:I think the point is being missed . For me Lesnick is the physical manifestation of the soul of this project . Shrouded in Gluttony and lies and a patronising condescending attitude towards the very people who made the whole project happen. Like a school teacher giving a lecture to some naughty boys , as he reaches in there pocket and steals there dinner money . This is a man who has 0 skill are experience in design and engineering and cryengine . And yet he abused his position in order to gain favour with his masters and on around the Verse proceeds to tell every one that he is selling a ship " a personal project of his" he said. Its the science ship and with all add-ons costs about a $1000 its huge its NEVER been done before, hell even a whole division of biowhere could just manage the Normandy and that was ground breaking Ben has NEVER been a school teacher. He WORKED for a school district at a low technician job. He wasn't even a technology coordinator just an hourly employee. I can assure you Ben would never pass the requirements to become a school teacher. First off you have to walk around about 6 hours a day. Today was a SLOW day (I did testing most of the day) and according to my fitbit I walked 3.7 miles. On a busy day I walk 8. Ben would loving die as a school teacher.
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Darkpriest667 posted:Wait, they know it's me on both sites? gently caress! How will I ever retain my anonymity? it's too late commando, you've been outsmarted by Redditors
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# ? Feb 26, 2016 01:17 |
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i really want some clear answers about how FULL BURN came to exist before this whole thing goes down like i don't care about these reddit assholes and their money. somehow, somewhere, this song was recorded for this game and i want to know about it
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# ? Feb 26, 2016 01:19 |
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Darkpriest667 posted:Ben has NEVER been a school teacher. He WORKED for a school district at a low technician job. He wasn't even a technology coordinator just an hourly employee. I can assure you Ben would never pass the requirements to become a school teacher. First off you have to walk around about 6 hours a day. Today was a SLOW day (I did testing most of the day) and according to my fitbit I walked 3.7 miles. On a busy day I walk 8. Ben would loving die as a school teacher. or not die because he wouldnt be morbidly obses from all that walking
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# ? Feb 26, 2016 01:19 |
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Ha ha. I'm sure John Rhys-Davies will give another great video game performance in Star Citizen. Like his memorable performance in 1996's smash hit Ripper.
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# ? Feb 26, 2016 01:19 |
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G0RF posted:
It's up to 223 likes now. This warms my heart. The man has gamer cred beyond what most people do and he deserves to do what he likes for fun. Unlike CIG at least he isn't lying or manipulating anyone. I bet he has some fantastic stories about the tabletop community in the 70s.
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# ? Feb 26, 2016 01:20 |
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The French Army! posted:How old is Lesnick anyhow? Just trying to get a feel for how long it will be before his loved ones buy one hilariously oversized coffin after the inevitable heart attack. Poor guy, I feel bad watching him just struggle to move in all these videos. Get some loving help man. I feel bad for his pallbearers.
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# ? Feb 26, 2016 01:20 |
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Variable 5 posted:Too late to change it back now, duh. Every time Ben gets frustrated, he talked about how "bored" he is with something. As if we're supposed to give a poo poo that his attention span has failed him. It's his standard line whenever he's directly confronted with something.
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# ? Feb 26, 2016 01:20 |
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Bootcha posted:No, this is cooperative decision, not just hers. lol star citizen is a video game right?
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# ? Feb 26, 2016 01:22 |
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Variable 5 posted:What's worse: piss-poor documentation or no documentation at all? Piss poor. No documentation mean you can bill time to unfuck the thing with Stack Overflow and coffee while writing the real doc. Piss poor only make you go insane when you spend 2h coding a fix only to find out the thing its for is documented wrong and not really do what you believed it did.
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# ? Feb 26, 2016 01:22 |
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runsamok posted:
Your high-quality catte posts are very much in keeping with the recent upturn in soap-opera drama this thread is seeing. And I don't think I've ever seen a cat that doesn't recoil from curried meat. Even dogs are a bit leery about spicy stuff. Chilli must really freak out animals.
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# ? Feb 26, 2016 01:23 |
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Lime Tonics posted:
Ben is the Director of Starships. The Director of Starships does not know why a starship, of which he is the Director, is missing a seat. People are thanking him for saying this.
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# ? Feb 26, 2016 01:23 |
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Octopode: I know you're super-busy protecting NORAD and all the .govs and .mils from North Korea and Uzbekistan or whatever, but can you take a moment to let us know what you think of the current state of STAR CITIZEN?
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# ? Feb 26, 2016 01:23 |
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MeLKoR posted:I feel bad for his pallbearers. Don't worry, forklifts aren't sentient. Beer4TheBeerGod posted:Every time Ben gets frustrated, he talked about how "bored" he is with something. As if we're supposed to give a poo poo that his attention span has failed him. It's his standard line whenever he's directly confronted with something. Just like Dolvak when you offered proof on the emails.
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# ? Feb 26, 2016 01:23 |
Beer4TheBeerGod posted:Every time Ben gets frustrated, he talked about how "bored" he is with something. As if we're supposed to give a poo poo that his attention span has failed him. It's his standard line whenever he's directly confronted with something. I don't care about thing I care so little about thing I find it boring I care so little about thing I'm posting about it
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# ? Feb 26, 2016 01:24 |
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This thread is a place of joy. Also the regular reminder Bootcha posted:do your goon de yadda derek.
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# ? Feb 26, 2016 01:24 |
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EightAce posted:Mr Lesnick is most definitely feeling the wrath of Khan .... ouch
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# ? Feb 26, 2016 01:25 |
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lol that the xian scout has "won races" in the "lore" despite the model being too big to fit in the racing rings, gg
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Beer4TheBeerGod posted:Ben is the Director of Starships. Someone dig up that pic of Ben basically making GBS threads in backers mouths on the RSI forums and Beer is one of the first responses saying 'Thanks Ben' I need a laugh
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# ? Feb 26, 2016 01:28 |
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This thread is worth the $10 alone, keep up the entertainment everyone
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# ? Feb 26, 2016 01:32 |
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Can't believe our plan with Jeffrey worked out so well! Nice job guys. Who will make the next video?
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# ? Feb 26, 2016 01:35 |
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Oh the huge manatee!
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# ? Feb 26, 2016 01:37 |
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Solarin posted:I love this dog. Can we make your dog the official thread mascot?? Derek Smart is adorable but not quite as much as the pooch LET ME loving FETCH! PS: greetings from page 1738
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# ? Feb 26, 2016 01:37 |
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Beer4TheBeerGod posted:The radar from Privateer 2 has been around since the first Wing Commander, and I still don't understand why CR just didn't use it again. It's functional, easily understood, and rapidly conveys critical information. Plus it's an easy homage to the original WC. The first sign that it would never be in Star Citizen is that it's actually functional and works.
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# ? Feb 26, 2016 01:38 |
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Lime Tonics posted:
I remember reading somewhere about a newly hired sound dev for Daikatana getting laughed at by Romero during a meeting for pronouncing the hero's name wrong. After everyone in the room nervously shared the boss joke, his answer was "Maybe you should have told the voice and sound team the correct way, because half of the recorded lines are said with that pronunciation". After a few call and some checkup, they had to scrap half the voice work and ran into difficult scheduling problems because some of the voice actors where no longer available. Something, something, history like poetry rhyme with its repeat self.
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# ? Feb 26, 2016 01:39 |
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Darkpriest667 posted:The first sign that it would never be in Star Citizen is that it's actually functional and works. Boom. I'd just like to say that I personally appreciate how much more tolerable your posting has become. You're one of the good ones.
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# ? Feb 26, 2016 01:41 |
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Eonwe posted:Someone dig up that pic of Ben basically making GBS threads in backers mouths on the RSI forums and Beer is one of the first responses saying 'Thanks Ben' I would look through my post history but for SOME REASON I automatically log out whenever I connect to the forums.
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# ? Feb 26, 2016 01:42 |
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Romes128 posted:Plot twist An avatar for after he (or she) is revealed.
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# ? Feb 26, 2016 01:46 |
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CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK posted:or not die because he wouldnt be morbidly obses from all that walking No bud, his heart would not make it through a week of that kind of rigor along with all the other stress that you get to deal with. He'd die man. It's a 50% turnover rate within the first year. 80% in 5 years. There is a reason for that.
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Brownhat posted:I subbed after watching a couple of his videos. I don't know if I could be as kind and positive as he is while facing what he's facing. He might believe in a better life after death (I do) and actually be looking forward to it.
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# ? Feb 26, 2016 01:47 |
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Beer4TheBeerGod posted:Boom. Gee Thanks! Does that mean you're going to send me awesome beer or do I have to raise 10 million dollars on lies first?
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# ? Feb 26, 2016 01:49 |
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BMan posted:I made another word thing I guess watched. rooted for "poo".
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# ? Feb 26, 2016 01:51 |
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Darkpriest667 posted:No bud, his heart would not make it through a week of that kind of rigor along with all the other stress that you get to deal with. He'd die man. It's a 50% turnover rate within the first year. 80% in 5 years. There is a reason for that. Even if he did manage to survive the classroom, he wouldn't survive past the first PTA conference. "You said there would be no homework on Fridays, and then at the last minute you dropped a ten page essay on them?" "I don't know how that assignment got in there, I'll look into it. We may or may not offer extra credit." "We still don't even know how well he is doing! You haven't graded anything since AUGUST!" "The scores are still there, we just had to refactor the scoring matrix and finalize the embossing on the report card. Have you considered getting your card in Helvetica? It's not necessary, as all fonts will be available at the end of the year, but just think about how good that will look on your fridge!" "That's it, I'm going to the principal to get your rear end fired!" "I'm so bored of your constant attempts to derail a quality educational experience with your trolling! This is perfectly normal! The majority of students are bright, energetic pupils who can't wait! It's only a couple of dinks who are ruining things." "WHAT DID YOU CALL MY SON?" Darkpriest667 posted:Gee Thanks! Does that mean you're going to send me awesome beer or do I have to raise 10 million dollars on lies first? Raise $1M and we'll talk.
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prak posted:Has anyone suggest it is the mole hunting private investigator yet? Are you like 500 pages behind in the thread
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