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Who will win the debate?
Donald Trump
Marco Rubio
Ted Cruz
Ben Carson
John Kasich
C'mon, you know it's gonna be Trump
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tumblr hype man
Jul 29, 2008

nice meltdown
Slippery Tilde

Pick posted:

id watch the joementum show

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Dr Dracula
Oct 30, 2015

by Nyc_Tattoo
Grimey Drawer

Adar posted:

oh yeah, everyone running is a complete disaster factory, never mind

This is so true. The way to beat Trump was for them to spend the last few months playing the adults in the room (Jeb should've sold himself as a repeat of his father) and maybe the voters' inner schoolkid would have kicked in but instead they acted like crabs in a bucket and now it's too late.

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Oil! posted:

If Trump does this, we might find out if Rubio has a positronic brain.

If I learned anything from my book learnin' days, it's that if Rubio punches somebody to prove he ain't no robut, we gotta scan whoever he punched

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

Pick posted:

id watch the joementum show

OK networks, here's my pitch: a more smug version of the Ronan Farrow show, but focusing on how awesome town meetings, party caucuses, and state party bylaws are.


Please shower me with all your $$$$$

B B
Dec 1, 2005

Joementum posted:

Tonight I have a Harpoon IPA variety pack and a bottle of West Cork Original Irish Whiskey, which was on sale and like $8 off.

We've got Harpoon down here in Virginia. :hfive:

Like Vermont, Virginia will also be going for Trump. :smith:

Ghetto Prince
Sep 11, 2010

got to be mellow, y'all

Oiled and Ready posted:

His base wants blood and blood we shall have

No one cares about the debate, we all want to see who Trump disembowels next.

TROIKA CURES GREEK
Jun 30, 2015

by R. Guyovich

Epic High Five posted:

Prediction:

Halfway through HW begins, slowly and with much squeaking of metal on metal, to wheel himself over to Trump, who is too spellbound to react. At the last moment he takes a deep breath, throws aside his lap blankets to reveal a dozen sticks of dynamite, grabs Trumps coat, then boom

Just checked predictit, left disappointed.

kitten emergency
Jan 13, 2008

get meow this wack-ass crystal prison

Joementum posted:

OK networks, here's my pitch: a more smug version of the Ronan Farrow show, but focusing on how awesome town meetings, party caucuses, and state party bylaws are.


Please shower me with all your $$$$$

WAMC probably has some spots

neutral milf hotel
Oct 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
whats everyone drinking tonight?
I'm huffing jenkum

But Rocks Hurt Head
Jun 30, 2003

by Hand Knit
Pillbug

Pick posted:

id watch the joementum show

yea

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler

Ghetto Prince posted:

No one cares about the debate, we just want to see who Trump disembowels next.

speak for yourself, i'm finding joy in discovering rubio's flawed programming

But Rocks Hurt Head
Jun 30, 2003

by Hand Knit
Pillbug
i'm ready

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

B B posted:

We've got Harpoon down here in Virginia. :hfive:

I recommend their new seasonal white IPA The Long Thaw

Prorat
Aug 3, 2004

by FactsAreUseless
Took my first shot of Black Velvet

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Joementum posted:

OK networks, here's my pitch: a more smug version of the Ronan Farrow show, but focusing on how awesome town meetings, party caucuses, and state party bylaws are.


Please shower me with all your $$$$$

Okay networks, counter pitch

Exactly like what Joe said except I'll also spend 10 minutes of every 30 calling random people losers and photoshopping political opponents' faces onto gore pics

None of the bylaw stuff though. Other 20 minutes will be shills for my new book and silver solutions

Proposition Joe
Oct 8, 2010

He was a good man
Donald Trump just opened a portal to hell and now demons are clawing at Ted Cruz pleading for him to come back, that's real hosed up.

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth

mannerup
Jan 11, 2004

♬ I Know You're Dying Trying To Figure Me Out♬

♬My Name's On The Tip Of Your Tongue Keep Running Your Mouth♬

♬You Want The Recipe But Can't Handle My Sound My Sound My Sound♬

♬No Matter What You Do Im Gonna Get It Without Ya♬

♬ I Know You Ain't Used To A Female Alpha♬
here comes the reality television intro

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Cut rate action movie announcer guy checking in

pmchem
Jan 22, 2010


Oil! posted:

If Trump does this, we might find out if Rubio has a positronic brain.

I endorse the entire thread for this debate continuing to view it through the lens of Asimov.

Oil!
Nov 5, 2008

Der's e'rl in dem der hills!


Ham Wrangler

BeOSPOS posted:

whats everyone drinking tonight?
I'm huffing jenkum

This debate is in Houston, son. I'm drinking codeine based cough syrup and grape drink.

Edit: And Hopadillo.

Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012

mannerup posted:

here comes the reality television intro

Prorat
Aug 3, 2004

by FactsAreUseless

Joementum posted:

I recommend their new seasonal white IPA The Long Thaw

Get that hipster millennial IPA poo poo outta here, adult men drink whisky.

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



CNN is so bad

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth
Lol Carson "Fighting on"

McGlockenshire
Dec 16, 2005

GOLLOCKS!
I want a Veridesk.

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
should've used a clip of carson being startled imo

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
http://s1.webmshare.com/QzMwa.webm

Trump fights off Rubio and Cruz at tonight's debate.

kitten emergency
Jan 13, 2008

get meow this wack-ass crystal prison

Proposition Joe posted:

Donald Trump just opened a portal to hell and now demons are clawing at Ted Cruz pleading for him to come back, that's real hosed up.

Eh, too believable.

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

Prizes!

resurgam40
Jul 22, 2007

Battler, the literal stupidest man on earth. Why are you even here, Battler, why did you come back to this place so you could fuck literally everything up?
Oh, Lord, here comes the "IN A WOERLKD" opening....

"If you're not voting for Donald Trump, do not vote!"

MA-Horus
Dec 3, 2006

I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome I am.

My body is ready

My soul is not

LET IT BEGIN

shadow puppet of a
Jan 10, 2007

NO TENGO SCORPIO


Any good streams? The OP's are painful for me.

thethreeman
May 10, 2008
Fallen Rib

Joementum posted:

OK networks, here's my pitch: a more smug version of the Ronan Farrow show, but focusing on how awesome town meetings, party caucuses, and state party bylaws are.


Please shower me with all your $$$$$

dead serious: start on youtube if you actually think it'd be fun

sharkbomb
Feb 9, 2005
We're only in the CNN introduction and I've already heard about Marcomentum.

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

Suit and jeans is terrible look Cruz

Shakenbaker
Nov 14, 2005



Grimey Drawer
A treasure trove of delegates!

Bishop
Aug 15, 2000

BeOSPOS posted:

whats everyone drinking tonight?
I'm huffing jenkum
generic brand mouthwash over here

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
gently caress you this is the closest thing to sports that i give a gently caress about

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Seph
Jul 12, 2004

Please look at this photo every time you support or defend war crimes. Thank you.

rear end cobra posted:

Lol Carson "Fighting on"

An epic battle for the soul of the Republican party!

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