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Who will win the debate?
Donald Trump
Marco Rubio
Ted Cruz
Ben Carson
John Kasich
C'mon, you know it's gonna be Trump
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Oiled and Ready
Oct 11, 2004

He wished it could be as respectable and orthodox as spying. But somehow in his hands the traditional tools and attitudes were always employed toward mean ends: cloak for a laundry sack, dagger to peel potatoes, dossiers to fill up dead Sunday afternoons ...

zeal posted:

why's rubio so fidgety tonight

Because he's loving terrified and has been since the Christie-ning

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triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014




Hear Me

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


This commercial. Holy poo poo it's perfect.

1994 Toyota Celica
Sep 11, 2008

by Nyc_Tattoo

Raylen posted:

ted cruz got some napoleon going on

he's just emulating napoleon's emulation of classical Roman statue portraits where the subject tucks a hand into the folds of their tunic

Slowpoke!
Feb 12, 2008

ANIME IS FOR ADULTS
Can't get over the fact that we have musicians coming out to sing the National Anthem first like it's a baseball game.

A GIANT PARSNIP
Apr 13, 2010

Too much fuckin' eggnog


Logikv9 posted:

jindal spotted, enjoys his 3 seconds of attention

hey guys, just to let you all, ahhh, all know, if anything were to, uhhh, to happen to this here stage, i'd be willing to ahhhhh, to jump into the race

MaxxBot
Oct 6, 2003

you could have clapped

you should have clapped!!

Ghetto Prince posted:

20 people shot , 4 dead in a mass shooting in Kansas.

What a way to start the debate.

wow what lovely aim

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
remember the rules of the debate: rubio will not be connected to the internet at any time. he will receive the questions at the same time as every other nominee via text file. he will respond with a buzzer, just like the other candidates.

Raylen
Aug 1, 2003

You just killed the nice deranged chick from the juice bar that I was gonna score with someday maybe!
Pillbug
that was kickoffs for NFL games. commercial break, kickoff, commercial break

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



p sure there's a factory underground somewhere they churns out generic country singer blondes

those and Disney starlets

CubsWoo
Aug 17, 2005

Where the big boys RAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGH FUCK YOU

Oiled and Ready posted:

He does it every time and NO ONE KNOWS WHY

keep america closer to your heart

this is the actual reason

Needs More Ditka
Dec 3, 2005

We are ruthless and ask no quarter from you. When our turn comes we shall not disguise our terrorism.

Ghetto Prince posted:

20 people shot , 4 dead in a mass shooting in Kansas.

What a way to start the debate.

did this just happen? i somehow haven't heard about this

Dolash
Oct 23, 2008

aNYWAY,
tHAT'S REALLY ALL THERE IS,
tO REPORT ON THE SUBJECT,
oF ME GETTING HURT,


Managed to buy some time to watch this housefire! Excited for who Trump makes his new punching bag now that Jeb's gone.

Democrazy
Oct 16, 2008

If you're not willing to lick the boot, then really why are you in politics lol? Everything is a cycle of just getting stomped on so why do you want to lose to it over and over, just submit like me, I'm very intelligent.
Was that purge commercial a celebration of bulimia?

I don't know how else to interpret it.

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


Needs More Ditka posted:

did this just happen? i somehow haven't heard about this

About an hour ago.

Oiled and Ready
Oct 11, 2004

He wished it could be as respectable and orthodox as spying. But somehow in his hands the traditional tools and attitudes were always employed toward mean ends: cloak for a laundry sack, dagger to peel potatoes, dossiers to fill up dead Sunday afternoons ...

Joementum posted:

Also, you know, that whole selling arms to Iran to fund right wing death squads in Central America thing.

What are you some kind of conspiracy theorist, next you'll say the FBI killed MLK

1994 Toyota Celica
Sep 11, 2008

by Nyc_Tattoo

Oiled and Ready posted:

Because he's loving terrified and has been since the Christie-ning

his tech support team has really dropped the ball recently

Xenophanes
Nov 8, 2015

Ghetto Prince posted:

20 people shot , 4 dead in a mass shooting in Kansas.

What a way to start the debate.

More successful than the commemorative mass shooting for the last debate.

Fix
Jul 26, 2005

NEWT THE MOON

Was that really an ad for the Purge? Like the movie? As the first commercial of the Republican debate? loving hell.

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

Trump wouldn't let London fall

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


Democrazy posted:

Was that purge commercial a celebration of bulimia?

I don't know how else to interpret it.

It's a movie. Or a documentary from next year.

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY
The shooter has been identified as Senator Ted Cruz. It is reported he screamed, "If I can't have the nomination, none of you can either," before opening fire into the other candidates. Ben Carson seems to be the only person to have survived. It appears from the video that he fell asleep and the shooter thought he had been hit.

Jewel Repetition
Dec 24, 2012

Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.

Slowpoke! posted:

Can't get over the fact that we have musicians coming out to sing the National Anthem first like it's a baseball game.

To be fair, it makes more sense for the national anthem to be sung at a presidential debate than a baseball game.

WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

Logikv9 posted:

remember the rules of the debate: rubio will not be connected to the internet at any time. he will receive the questions at the same time as every other nominee via text file. he will respond with a buzzer, just like the other candidates.

I love this.

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

Trump wouldn't let London fall

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



So is there going to be mass shooting commemorative dish set I can buy? Ideal using QVC payment plans? tia

Chemtrailologist
Jul 8, 2007
in another 10 years they'll add an intermission for a demolition derby

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy
CNN app on iPad isn't working, any other way to get this on a tablet?

i am the bird
Mar 2, 2005

I SUPPORT ALL THE PREDATORS

Joementum posted:

Also, you know, that whole selling arms to Iran to fund right wing death squads in Central America thing.

My heart tells me that didn't happen.

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth
Is Trump still bearish on people in Paris hospitals since Nov 13 surviving?

SpiderHyphenMan
Apr 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy

Logikv9 posted:

remember the rules of the debate: rubio will not be connected to the internet at any time. he will receive the questions at the same time as every other nominee via text file. he will respond with a buzzer, just like the other candidates.
Holy poo poo that's amazing.

A GIANT PARSNIP
Apr 13, 2010

Too much fuckin' eggnog


Epic High Five posted:

p sure there's a factory underground somewhere they churns out generic country singer blondes

those and Disney starlets

they're called trailer parks and they litter the southern portion of the country

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler

Ego-bot posted:

in another 10 years they'll add an intermission for a demolition derby

in four years they'll start selling overpriced beer during these debates

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



GobiasIndustries posted:

CNN app on iPad isn't working, any other way to get this on a tablet?

iPad? You know Apple loves terrorism and ISIS right, friend? It is being blocked on that for your own good

mannerup
Jan 11, 2004

♬ I Know You're Dying Trying To Figure Me Out♬

♬My Name's On The Tip Of Your Tongue Keep Running Your Mouth♬

♬You Want The Recipe But Can't Handle My Sound My Sound My Sound♬

♬No Matter What You Do Im Gonna Get It Without Ya♬

♬ I Know You Ain't Used To A Female Alpha♬
let the games begin

MA-Horus
Dec 3, 2006

I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome I am.

IT'S.........TIIIIIIME!

Polo-Rican
Jul 4, 2004

emptyquote my posts or die
Am I the only one getting back-to-back Japan Airlines ads? Literally just watched like 7 ads for Japan Airlines just now

Despera
Jun 6, 2011
Take me to TRUMPTOWN baby

CubsWoo
Aug 17, 2005

Where the big boys RAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGH FUCK YOU
I miss Jeb

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Typo
Aug 19, 2009

Chernigov Military Aviation Lyceum
The Fighting Slowpokes
"The losers are on the edge of the stage"

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