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Who will win the debate?
Donald Trump
Marco Rubio
Ted Cruz
Ben Carson
John Kasich
C'mon, you know it's gonna be Trump
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Brannock
Feb 9, 2006

by exmarx
Fallen Rib
:psyduck:

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Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
Ted Cruz going for the self-deportation route and increased wages on small business. Interesting stance from the (theoretically) most conservative candidate.

Polygynous
Dec 13, 2006
welp
nobody wants to be like arizona

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

https://twitter.com/mattyglesias/status/703034006481330176

KidVanguard
Jan 27, 2006

American Diaper
someone deport Cruz.

iceyman
Jul 11, 2001


Running Man was a blue print for immigration policy.

Cornflakes
Dec 3, 2006


on line is just the NYC dialect for in line, but i feel like that will confuse the poo poo out of a lot of people

Charliegrs
Aug 10, 2009
WAGES WENT UP *CUE DOOM MUSIC*

Oil!
Nov 5, 2008

Der's e'rl in dem der hills!


Ham Wrangler
Whenever I hear Ted Cruz, this guitar riff always plays in my head.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F0cn5iAQjbY

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
not just endorsed,

he totally endorsed me

A GIANT PARSNIP
Apr 13, 2010

Too much fuckin' eggnog


hahahahaha

Ramrod Hotshot
May 30, 2003

Sheriff Joe shoutout!

Blue Raider
Sep 2, 2006

bad news in texas. trump has ppl in the audience tonight

Dilbert As FUCK
Sep 8, 2007

by Cowcaster
Pillbug
Did Ted even answer?

JeffersonClay
Jun 17, 2003

by R. Guyovich
I applaud Blitzer's ability to seamlessly code switch into republican racism speak to ask Cruz about the good ones.

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

Crowd is definitely trump heavy

VR Native American
May 1, 2009
Gun Saliva
Trump has all the poo poo-head endorsements

saints gambit
Apr 8, 2004
a donut with no holes is a danish

VendaGoat posted:

Holy poo poo, trump actually had a cogent answer

He usually does. They always ask him the question first and he frames it and the others try to pretend he didn't have a reasonable answer.

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth
Totally endorsed

McGlockenshire
Dec 16, 2005

GOLLOCKS!
Why am I not surprised that Sheriff Joe would endorse Trump.

emfive
Aug 6, 2011

Hey emfive, this is Alec. I am glad you like the mummy eating the bowl of shitty pasta with a can of 'parm.' I made that image for you way back when. I’m glad you enjoy it.
cruz's numbers must be bullshit

SpiderHyphenMan
Apr 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy
"He totally endorsed me"

Mean Girls 2 starring Donald Trump

babypolis
Nov 4, 2009

arpaio-san totally loves me more!

Brannock
Feb 9, 2006

by exmarx
Fallen Rib
Oh my god he totally endorsed Trump

Raylen
Aug 1, 2003

You just killed the nice deranged chick from the juice bar that I was gonna score with someday maybe!
Pillbug

Logikv9 posted:

process process process process process

you know who else had a process?

:ghitler:

Xenophanes
Nov 8, 2015

spoon0042 posted:

"the process" is a reality tv show, I'm almost certain

This might be a new model for direct democracy. Have very local reality TV shows where deported immigrants compete for text message votes the result in green cards. Trump is connected to the new reality.

Slate Action
Feb 13, 2012

by exmarx
"Totally endorsed"

Rubio already looks shaky as gently caress

Charliegrs
Aug 10, 2009
As an Arizonian, gently caress SHERIFF JOE

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

pmchem posted:

Someone photoshop Trump onto a poster for Let The Right One In

"How rich are you?"
"I have 4 billion dollars..... but I've had 4 billion dollars for a very long time."

Blue Raider
Sep 2, 2006

loving hell marco nobody cares about computer ids or whateverr

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
marco knows a thing or two about rounding up and fighting against groups of humans

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY
Put chips in them or tag their ears.-Rubio

Here To Help
Aug 16, 2008
TRUMP: We're gonna fuckin' kick out the messicans! The good ones can come back tho!

CRUZ: uh actually *smarms* I read a real interesting article in the Wall Street Journal the other day...

Oiled and Ready
Oct 11, 2004

He wished it could be as respectable and orthodox as spying. But somehow in his hands the traditional tools and attitudes were always employed toward mean ends: cloak for a laundry sack, dagger to peel potatoes, dossiers to fill up dead Sunday afternoons ...
Sheriff Joe endorsed him weeks ago but Trump has been gaslighting our sense of time for decades now so

A GIANT PARSNIP
Apr 13, 2010

Too much fuckin' eggnog


rubio tear threat level: yellow

GrimGypsy
Mar 27, 2007

Yes, Rubio, find your stones and take the shot, kid.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
Aww, when Rubio said it wasn't just the border with Mexico I hoped he was going to pivot to Scott Walker's Canadian border wall.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

saints gambit posted:

He usually does. They always ask him the question first and he frames it and the others try to pretend he didn't have a reasonable answer.

I've missed the last two debates, before that he was all over the place

Brannock
Feb 9, 2006

by exmarx
Fallen Rib
Rubio making significant use of notes tonight

He's really trying to avoid another gaffe

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Oct 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
lol how cute rubio attacking trump right off the bat

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