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Who will win the debate?
Donald Trump
Marco Rubio
Ted Cruz
Ben Carson
John Kasich
C'mon, you know it's gonna be Trump
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crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Lipstick Apathy
just laughing and laughing so loving hard rn

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MaxxBot
Oct 6, 2003

you could have clapped

you should have clapped!!
Rubio's delivery was too low-energy

Cornflakes
Dec 3, 2006

Xenophanes posted:

Lol attacking Rubio on financial stability.

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
those kids are gonna die and i'm gonna laugh at them - cruz

Mokelumne Trekka
Nov 22, 2015

Soon.

Rubio didn't do so bad there

Typo
Aug 19, 2009

Chernigov Military Aviation Lyceum
The Fighting Slowpokes
OH poo poo

FormerPoster
Aug 5, 2004

Hair Elf
LMAO That Rubio thinks Americans give a poo poo about what happens to Polish people.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

biznatchio posted:

Man, Rubio made a huge mistake locking horns with Trump. He's getting stomped.

He has a point, but he's arguing with a person that simply gainsays any argument against him.

You did
I didn't
Yes you did, no I didn't!

SirPablo
May 1, 2004

Pillbug
Cruz just completely glossed over "kids can come back, their parents can't". loving douche.

Dolash
Oct 23, 2008

aNYWAY,
tHAT'S REALLY ALL THERE IS,
tO REPORT ON THE SUBJECT,
oF ME GETTING HURT,


Keep mentioning Trump in your answers so he gets to answer, you idiots.

mannerup
Jan 11, 2004

♬ I Know You're Dying Trying To Figure Me Out♬

♬My Name's On The Tip Of Your Tongue Keep Running Your Mouth♬

♬You Want The Recipe But Can't Handle My Sound My Sound My Sound♬

♬No Matter What You Do Im Gonna Get It Without Ya♬

♬ I Know You Ain't Used To A Female Alpha♬
cruz trying to steal the wall platform

mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

Prepare for my priapic projectile's exalted penetration
Nap Ghost
why is the backdrop a hot dog? Merica?

Brannock
Feb 9, 2006

by exmarx
Fallen Rib
Rubio is visibly rattled

He's fidgeting nonstop, flinching, and clutching convulsively at the podium

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY
"I like killing children because it is so much fun. It is more fun than killing adults in the forest because children is the most dangerous animal of them all." - Ted Cruz

MaxxBot
Oct 6, 2003

you could have clapped

you should have clapped!!
Dear god these guys are desperate

Beforehand
Oct 14, 2012

Jerusalem posted:

Wait.... so Cruz is saying the kids can come back.... without their parents? :confused:

Why would he deport U.S. citizens in the first place if that's to be his argument? Just raid the house, and leave the kids.

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth
gently caress you Ted Cruz slime man from Canada

XK
Jul 9, 2001

Star Citizen is everywhere. It is all around us. Even now, in this very room. You can see it's fidelity when you look out your window or when you watch youtube

Marco's panicked flailing is amazing.

Shakenbaker
Nov 14, 2005



Grimey Drawer
Donald didn't discover illegal immigration. I, Ted Cruz did!

Shark Sandwich
Sep 6, 2010

by R. Guyovich
Rubio could've done worse but that was a stumping IMO

But Rocks Hurt Head
Jun 30, 2003

by Hand Knit
Pillbug
That was a remarkable effective attack from Cruz. holy poo poo.

Oil!
Nov 5, 2008

Der's e'rl in dem der hills!


Ham Wrangler
Are they clapping for Cruz or for Trump firing Dennis Rodman?

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Is this crowd just clapping for everybody and everything?

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
trump is not interrupting anybody enough

KidVanguard
Jan 27, 2006

American Diaper
Hours Rubio spent preparing: 100 hours

Hours Trump spend preparing: 0.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
There, that's how you argue against donald

DAD LOST MY IPOD
Feb 3, 2012

Fats Dominar is on the case


that attack looked like it worked a little
donald did hire thousands of illegal immigrants, and rubio called him on it and didn't back down when trump tried to shout him down

certainly not stumped, but a more solid blow than anyone else has managed to land

cruz trying to attack rubio and trump at the same time is retarded though

Beforehand
Oct 14, 2012
Ted Cruz: "Marco is exactly right".

HERE IT COMES.

perpetulance
Mar 24, 2013

THUNDERDOME LOSER
Marco looked shocked to hear Cruz say he was right.

VR Native American
May 1, 2009
Gun Saliva
All targets locked on TRUMP

Slate Action
Feb 13, 2012

by exmarx
Cruz is much more proficient at verbally kicking people in the junk.

Typo
Aug 19, 2009

Chernigov Military Aviation Lyceum
The Fighting Slowpokes
Cruz+Rubio doubleteam vs Trump

Can they 2v1 win this?

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
Now here comes the gainsay

insulated staircase
Aug 21, 2014

Ted cruz 'I hate Mexicans the most of anyone on this stage'

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
yesss destroy the audience

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
Pro tip: you're not going to get a sick burn in on a guy who's worked for decades in reality TV and radio.

Despera
Jun 6, 2011
JUST IGNORE THEM TRUMP

mannerup
Jan 11, 2004

♬ I Know You're Dying Trying To Figure Me Out♬

♬My Name's On The Tip Of Your Tongue Keep Running Your Mouth♬

♬You Want The Recipe But Can't Handle My Sound My Sound My Sound♬

♬No Matter What You Do Im Gonna Get It Without Ya♬

♬ I Know You Ain't Used To A Female Alpha♬
i like how carson and kasich have been off frame nearly the entire debate

Probad
Feb 24, 2013

I want to believe!

Epic High Five posted:

Is this crowd just clapping for everybody and everything?

They came for bloodsport and they're getting it.

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logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
AHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA gently caress YOU CRUZ

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