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Who will win the debate?
Donald Trump
Marco Rubio
Ted Cruz
Ben Carson
John Kasich
C'mon, you know it's gonna be Trump
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biznatchio
Mar 31, 2001


Buglord
I'm impressed, Ben Carson is actually opening his eyes tonight.

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Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007
they have to pay a backpacks penalty

Pittsburgh Lambic
Feb 16, 2011
ben made that entire immigration policy up just now

Slate Action
Feb 13, 2012

by exmarx
Even if the winnowing had gone perfectly, Rubio vs. Trump one-on-one would be a nightmare for Rubio. I think he would actually burst into tears.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Epic High Five posted:

Everything has been getting applause, it's the chaos crowd

poo poo...

I can't fault this logic.

CubsWoo
Aug 17, 2005

Where the big boys RAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGH FUCK YOU

VR Native American posted:

Carson is on a whole other level

is this a rem sleep joke

Slowpoke!
Feb 12, 2008

ANIME IS FOR ADULTS
Carson is literally calm at everything in life, including describing terrorists trying to kill everyone here

Polygynous
Dec 13, 2006
welp
and Carson has entered the "just make poo poo up" portion of the debate

Blue Raider
Sep 2, 2006

friend ben is the metaphorical commercial break

SNAKES N CAKES
Sep 6, 2005

DAVID GAIDER
Lead Writer

My Imaginary GF posted:

also I loving love that Ted Cruz just got hosed by Wolf Blitzer

Clash of the titans.

MrMidnight
Aug 3, 2006

Ahhhh gentle Ben

Needs More Ditka
Dec 3, 2005

We are ruthless and ask no quarter from you. When our turn comes we shall not disguise our terrorism.
why didn't trump just go "i'm one dude. i ran a business. in a business you hire people to be responsible for different levels of the business. they are called management. there were some fuckwits doing poo poo i didn't approve of that i didn't know about. also you look like you're composed entirely of slime."

that defense would've worked

My Imaginary GF
Jul 17, 2005

by R. Guyovich

Joementum posted:

I'm guessing we kind find out more about this on Ben Carson's website.

I'm guessing that we can believe in liberty and justice for all without a website.

chappey
Jan 21, 2001




ben is right, we need a wall between us and canada as well, in case the mexicans try to get in that way

A GIANT PARSNIP
Apr 13, 2010

Too much fuckin' eggnog


lmao trump is pissed

pig slut lisa
Mar 5, 2012

irl is good


My Imaginary GF posted:

also I loving love that Ted Cruz just got hosed by Wolf Blitzer

Raylen
Aug 1, 2003

You just killed the nice deranged chick from the juice bar that I was gonna score with someday maybe!
Pillbug
i wonder if carson believes illegal immigrants actually live underground in caves beneath houses

Oil!
Nov 5, 2008

Der's e'rl in dem der hills!


Ham Wrangler
Carson: "They don't have to live underground any more, like morlocks."

Zaphod42
Sep 13, 2012

If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now.
Ben Carson is so loving boring

Polygynous
Dec 13, 2006
welp
suddenly China

Brannock
Feb 9, 2006

by exmarx
Fallen Rib
I made a post but it disappeared?? You can see it in my post history but not in the thread

I was saying that every single question thus far had been about Trump either directly or indirectly

WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

THE WALL!

mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

Prepare for my priapic projectile's exalted penetration
Nap Ghost

CubsWoo posted:

you think HW looks well enough to travel outside the state

Jeb! sure wasn't!

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
just yell gently caress, wolf

Yoshifan823
Feb 19, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
Vincente Fox: A Cool Dude

Raccooon
Dec 5, 2009

Brannock posted:

Rubio is STILL flinching and looking awkward

He can't stop fidgeting

That Trump counterattack really, really rattled him

Rubio made the classic mistake of trying to explain the facts on some issue and harping on it over and over when people just want the juicy emotional jabs.

But Rocks Hurt Head
Jun 30, 2003

by Hand Knit
Pillbug
WHAT THE gently caress

Harlock
Jan 15, 2006

Tap "A" to drink!!!

You could give Carson an hour uninterrupted and he wouldn't come anywhere close to a point.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
Ben Carson advocates funding foreign aid over border enforcement, which uhhhhhhh is not exactly the most popular position to take in the Republican party.

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth
That's not an exact quote Wolf

Minsky
May 23, 2001

Joementum posted:

I'm guessing we kind find out more about this on Ben Carson's website.

Just follow this Amazon affiliate link

Planet X
Dec 10, 2003

GOOD MORNING
lol 10 feet taller

Shammypants
May 25, 2004

Let me tell you about true luxury.

10 feet taller ahahah

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
"How are you gonna do that?"

"I will"

fantastic

pig slut lisa
Mar 5, 2012

irl is good


Wolf you pussy. boooooo

Brannock
Feb 9, 2006

by exmarx
Fallen Rib
Quote, Effing Wall

:wow:

McGlockenshire
Dec 16, 2005

GOLLOCKS!
The, uh, quote ... "effing wall."

e: ahahahahah profanityshaming

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
it's gonna be a wall to the loving moon, bitches

Zaphod42
Sep 13, 2012

If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now.
EFFING WALL

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SirPablo
May 1, 2004

Pillbug
F U C K I N G W A L L

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