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Who will win the debate?
Donald Trump
Marco Rubio
Ted Cruz
Ben Carson
John Kasich
C'mon, you know it's gonna be Trump
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Herv
Mar 24, 2005

Soiled Meat
What is this

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Oil!
Nov 5, 2008

Der's e'rl in dem der hills!


Ham Wrangler
https://twitter.com/OldHossRadbourn/status/703038320994078720

MaxxBot
Oct 6, 2003

you could have clapped

you should have clapped!!
gently caress YOU RUBIO

CAN'T STUMP THE TRUMP

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Rubio: If Donald Trump hadn't inherited 200 million you know where he'd be now? Selling watches on the street in New York.

Len Dykstra
Oct 24, 2010
ahahahahahahahahahaha

Brannock
Feb 9, 2006

by exmarx
Fallen Rib
Holy poo poo I think Rubio actually got under Trump's skin

Needs More Ditka
Dec 3, 2005

We are ruthless and ask no quarter from you. When our turn comes we shall not disguise our terrorism.
marco bombs are dropping everywhere

Polygynous
Dec 13, 2006
welp

Salt Fish posted:

FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT

weekly font
Dec 1, 2004


Everytime I try to fly I fall
Without my wings
I feel so small
Guess I need you baby...



That Rubio fangirl in the audience is killing me.

CubsWoo
Aug 17, 2005

Where the big boys RAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGH FUCK YOU
The more this devolves the more it benefits Trump

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007


Rubio is gonna be New Jeb! by tomorrow

FourLeaf
Dec 2, 2011
god they need to get these planted audience members under control

one of them is getting murdered or something

RUM HAM
Sep 25, 2009

Rubio just got pantsed over his lobbying lolol.

TheScott2K
Oct 26, 2003

I'm just saying, there's a nonzero chance Trump has a really toad penis.
YES. GO AT EACH OTHER'S WEALTH.

Jaminjami
Jan 26, 2015
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gQCWV4vuzGo

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer
Goddamn Rubio, that was loving pathetic.

Trump says absolutely nothing about how it's going to pay for his wall, and the comeback is "Oh your ties are made in Mexico"

Minsky
May 23, 2001

Just the best

blue squares
Sep 28, 2007

Here's the guy

Commie NedFlanders
Mar 8, 2014

FUNDAMENTAL CONTRADICTIONS OF CAPITALISM

GOOD TIMES ON METH
Mar 17, 2006

Fun Shoe
This owns!!!!!

breaklaw
May 12, 2008
So many Rubio shills in the audience.

Zaphod42
Sep 13, 2012

If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now.
Rubio and Trump are practicing their two-man comedy routine

"This guy..."

"THIS guy..."

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

nachos posted:

Nice job moderating Wolf lol

He's doing a good job not interrupting the bloodshed.

But Rocks Hurt Head
Jun 30, 2003

by Hand Knit
Pillbug
the selling watches in manhattan line was really loving good, sorry trump lovers

crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Lipstick Apathy
oh my god in heaven allah is great

GrimGypsy
Mar 27, 2007

LOL Marco Rubio just beat the poo poo out of Donald Trump.
Beautiful.

TROIKA CURES GREEK
Jun 30, 2015

by R. Guyovich
THis is insane.

tomapot
Apr 7, 2005
Suppose you're thinkin' about a plate o' shrimp. Suddenly someone'll say, like, plate, or shrimp, or plate o' shrimp out of the blue, no explanation. No point in lookin' for one, either. It's all part of a cosmic unconciousness.
Oven Wrangler

weekly font posted:

That Rubio fangirl in the audience is killing me.

That and "google it"

Oiled and Ready
Oct 11, 2004

He wished it could be as respectable and orthodox as spying. But somehow in his hands the traditional tools and attitudes were always employed toward mean ends: cloak for a laundry sack, dagger to peel potatoes, dossiers to fill up dead Sunday afternoons ...

CubsWoo posted:

The more this devolves the more it benefits Trump

i am the bird
Mar 2, 2005

I SUPPORT ALL THE PREDATORS
Rubio finally hitting Trump with schoolyard insults -- the only winning strategy

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth
DEPORT HER

mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

Prepare for my priapic projectile's exalted penetration
Nap Ghost
I think the Rubio fan screaming is going to pass out. She's hitting some seriously high notes when she cries out.

Mokelumne Trekka
Nov 22, 2015

Soon.

Rubio is at his A game. He wants Super Tuesday. holy crap

bennyfranks
Jun 23, 2005

IGNORE ME!

whats this woman doing in america's debate

Charliegrs
Aug 10, 2009
SPEAK AMERICAN drat LADY

Ishin
Dec 31, 2008

~the animatronic spirit of
so many forgotten waves
This is an amazing shitshow even by past debates this year.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

mlmp08 posted:

I think the Rubio fan screaming is going to pass out. She's hitting some seriously high notes when she cries out.

:golfclap:

blue squares
Sep 28, 2007

This switch to a question is very jarring

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
this isn't even trump's final form

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A Neurotic Jew
Feb 17, 2012

by exmarx

Herv posted:

What is this

America friend.

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