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Who will win the debate?
Donald Trump
Marco Rubio
Ted Cruz
Ben Carson
John Kasich
C'mon, you know it's gonna be Trump
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WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

:siren: SPANISH :siren:

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Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
Is there also going to be a question for Cruz where the reporter speaks in tongues?

pig slut lisa
Mar 5, 2012

irl is good


lol let's talk in spanish at trump this will be great

Alligator Horse
Mar 23, 2013

Marco is surprising the poo poo out of me.

unlimited shrimp
Aug 30, 2008
Rubio sounds like a petulant little poo poo in this audio-only stream.

I mean he isn't raising bad points but he sounds like a kid who thinks he's going to stump his teacher.

Brannock
Feb 9, 2006

by exmarx
Fallen Rib
This is actually the best attempt thus far at stumping Trump

I think Rubio actually genuinely touched a nerve there, that was angrier than I've ever seen Trump

Zaphod42
Sep 13, 2012

If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now.
Yessss hold them to the coals on their immigration flip flopping

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


ESPAŅOL

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth
Do I even need to press 1 for English on CNN now???

Destroy My Sweater
Jul 24, 2009

"Ted Cruz Zodiac Killer, Google it! Google Grover House!"

Cornflakes
Dec 3, 2006

all the news organs are gonna be so fuckin pro-Rubio tomorrow

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade
Someone check if Rubio got a big donation from Google/Alphabet recently.

neutral milf hotel
Oct 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

weekly font posted:

That Rubio fangirl in the audience is killing me.

a shrieking shrill

A GIANT PARSNIP
Apr 13, 2010

Too much fuckin' eggnog


once we're down to two candidates they'll just ask a question to start and then trump and whoever will just yell at each other for 2 hours straight

My Imaginary GF
Jul 17, 2005

by R. Guyovich

Charliegrs posted:

There is one girl in that crowd that positively orgasms when Rubio talks

that's no girl

pig slut lisa
Mar 5, 2012

irl is good


pig slut lisa posted:

lol let's talk in spanish at trump this will be great

ahahaha i just assumed it was a question for him

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007


Schoolyard insults do seem natural coming from Rubio

VR Native American
May 1, 2009
Gun Saliva
Rubio loves all immigrants EXCEPT THE DRITY POLISH CONSTRUCTION WORKERS

Blue Raider
Sep 2, 2006

Logikv9 posted:

this isn't even trump's final form

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Lord of Pie posted:

Schoolyard insults do seem natural coming from Rubio

THIS!

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
Wolf is actually doing a great job as a moderator tonight.

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



MARCO CONFIRMED FOR ORK

Zaphod42
Sep 13, 2012

If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now.

Logikv9 posted:

this isn't even trump's final form

CubsWoo
Aug 17, 2005

Where the big boys RAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGH FUCK YOU
The best part about all of this is that Trump is still going to win the nomination and the big Trump University bomb just got lost in the shuffle and will be considered old news by the time of the general

Slate Action
Feb 13, 2012

by exmarx
Imagine the Trump v. Clinton debates

Just imagine it

Shark Sandwich
Sep 6, 2010

by R. Guyovich
Rubio stumped the Trump?

JeffersonClay
Jun 17, 2003

by R. Guyovich
Someday, years in the future, you'll tell your grandkids this was the day the Republican party broke.

Dolash
Oct 23, 2008

aNYWAY,
tHAT'S REALLY ALL THERE IS,
tO REPORT ON THE SUBJECT,
oF ME GETTING HURT,


Rubio: Sympathetic to the cause of illegal immigration.

My Imaginary GF
Jul 17, 2005

by R. Guyovich

VR Native American posted:

Rubio loves all immigrants EXCEPT THE DRITY POLISH CONSTRUCTION WORKERS

Marco Rubio loves all immigrants EXCEPT THE WHITE ONES.

Jaminjami
Jan 26, 2015
...WOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

Blue Raider
Sep 2, 2006

Joementum posted:

Wolf is actually doing a great job as a moderator tonight.

its an impossible, thankless job

weekly font
Dec 1, 2004


Everytime I try to fly I fall
Without my wings
I feel so small
Guess I need you baby...



"I know people affected by this. I feel terrible for them. But, ya know, gently caress em."

DAD LOST MY IPOD
Feb 3, 2012

Fats Dominar is on the case


But Rocks Hurt Head posted:

the selling watches in manhattan line was really loving good, sorry trump lovers

yeah, this is what i was saying.

DAD LOST MY IPOD posted:

this is exactly correct. his supporters don't care if he's wrong because they're not supporting him because he's right. they're supporting him because he's Strong and Tough and promising to kick all those assholes in Washington in the teeth. if he looks weak his campaign crumbles.

the best possible outcome for Rubio is to needle Trump until he descends into a sputtering rage then mock him and imitate him like he did that disabled reporter. he won't do this because he's a synth, but if he did it would likely kill the Donald's momentum.

loving called it. gop got the platinum chip to ruboto and he's going fuckin nuts

nerve
Jan 2, 2011

SKA SUCKS
on a regular basis guys

Brannock
Feb 9, 2006

by exmarx
Fallen Rib

Joementum posted:

Wolf is actually doing a great job as a moderator tonight.

Yeah, he's cutting shouting matches off before they get out of control completely and gives everyone a bit to calm down, without heavyhanded Pinterest Mom style overmoderation

Zaphod42
Sep 13, 2012

If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now.

Slate Action posted:

Imagine the Trump v. Clinton debates

Just imagine it

I want it so bad

Dilbert As FUCK
Sep 8, 2007

by Cowcaster
Pillbug
Seems like the RNC told rubio he lost and just to attempt to get under trumps skin.

Xenophanes
Nov 8, 2015
I mean, these pre-prepared attacks on Trump aren't really that bad, but they do seem so much less effective in contrast to free-association shouting. I've never been able to watch full political debates before because they are always just non-responsive Rubot-esque stump speechifying that never go anywhere. Trump sure knows how to make them interesting.

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
it will end when we figure out what's going on!!

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WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

Joementum posted:

Wolf is actually doing a great job as a moderator tonight.

By letting them tear into each other? I agree.

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