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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > C-SPAM > THURS FEB 25 8:30pm ET CNN GOP Debate: A Thousand Years of Orangeness
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Who will win the debate?
Donald Trump
Marco Rubio
Ted Cruz
Ben Carson
John Kasich
C'mon, you know it's gonna be Trump
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mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

Prepare for my priapic projectile's exalted penetration
Nap Ghost

Zaphod42 posted:

Sounds like a bunch of 40k Orkz :orks:

Dakka, dakka, dakka

Is that where dakka comes from?
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Frank Starman
Nov 22, 2007
 Rubio is actually winning hahahahaha

Donald, this is your Waterloo.

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Raccooon
Dec 5, 2009

 Jesus the whole crowd is Rubio supporters.

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Alec Bald Snatch
Sep 12, 2012

by exmarx

Brannock posted:

Hahah is Cruz going to sabotage all the work Rubio did in tearing down Trump tonight

he has no other choice

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Brannock
Feb 9, 2006

by exmarx
Fallen Rib
Jesus christ how much prep did Rubio go through? He looks completely different from the pre-NH debate

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GrimGypsy
Mar 27, 2007

 The longer they spend away from Trump, the funnier it will be when he tries to rewind ten minutes just to respond to the Trump University thing.

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ate shit on live tv
Feb 15, 2004

by Azathoth
Rubio on fire tonight

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Yoshifan823
Feb 19, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
Rubio's 5 o'clock shadow shows that he doesn't give a poo poo.

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KidVanguard
Jan 27, 2006

American Diaper
Maybe Rubio cancelled all those events so he could practice.

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TheScott2K
Oct 26, 2003

I'm just saying, there's a nonzero chance Trump has a really toad penis.

never happy posted:

rubio sounds like matt damon

Let's maroon him on another planet.

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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Joementum posted:

Wolf is actually doing a great job as a moderator tonight.

"So Wolf, what is your strategy for tonight?"
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Eltoasto
Aug 26, 2002

We come spinning out of nothingness, scattering stars like dust.



 Wait Cruz is actually Latino? I assumed the last name was coincidence

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My Imaginary GF
Jul 17, 2005

by R. Guyovich

Mr Hootington posted:

So the actual Rubio finally showed up? Did his handlers unleash him> Good lord.

His handlers finally found time to get him with his boyfriend, as you can hear from the audience.

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JeffersonClay
Jun 17, 2003

by R. Guyovich
It's great because the minute one of them seems to have a leg up on Trump, the other one has all the incentive to tear him down.

It's a crab pot.

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Zaphod42
Sep 13, 2012

If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now.
What a loving painful joke that Cruz is the first Latino candidate. :suicide:

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long-ass nips Diane
Dec 13, 2010

Breathe.

 EVERY
SINGLE
DAY

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SirPablo
May 1, 2004

Pillbug
Yo soy hispanic

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DAD LOST MY IPOD
Feb 3, 2012

Fats Dominar is on the case


 loving cruz is going to ruin this for the RNC isn't he
he's going to kneecap ruboto right before he lands the Final Stump

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Tercio
Jan 30, 2003

 Cruz: "Ixnay with the ispanic-hay."

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VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Jerusalem posted:

"So Wolf, what is your strategy for tonight?"



GOOD!

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logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
"diversity" after purging the woman, indian, oops

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mannerup
Jan 11, 2004

♬ I Know You're Dying Trying To Figure Me Out♬

♬My Name's On The Tip Of Your Tongue Keep Running Your Mouth♬

♬You Want The Recipe But Can't Handle My Sound My Sound My Sound♬

♬No Matter What You Do Im Gonna Get It Without Ya♬

♬ I Know You Ain't Used To A Female Alpha♬
no applause for the cuban comment

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Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012

 Is there like a woman in the audience getting stabbed and tortured every time Rubio finishes one of his arguments? Somebody help her, please.

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fknlo
Jul 6, 2009


Fun Shoe
Cruz's voice is almost as bad as his face.

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My Imaginary GF
Jul 17, 2005

by R. Guyovich

Eltoasto posted:

Wait Cruz is actually Latino? I assumed the last name was coincidence

his name is Rafael, the worst ninja turtle

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Joe 30330
Dec 20, 2007

"We have this notion that if you're poor, you cannot do it. Poor kids are just as bright and just as talented as white kids."

As the audience reluctantly began to applaud during the silence, Biden tried to fix his remarks.

"Wealthy kids, black kids, Asian kids -- no, I really mean it." Biden said.

Eltoasto posted:

Wait Cruz is actually Latino? I assumed the last name was coincidence

he's a Cuban-Canadian who is trying to be the president of the united states

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neutral milf hotel
Oct 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
"you can only be hispanic if you're liberal"

lol wut? where is cruz from?

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WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

 "Ted Cruz, why are you such a race traitor?"

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Oiled and Ready
Oct 11, 2004

He wished it could be as respectable and orthodox as spying. But somehow in his hands the traditional tools and attitudes were always employed toward mean ends: cloak for a laundry sack, dagger to peel potatoes, dossiers to fill up dead Sunday afternoons ...

Cicadalek posted:

lmfao there may as well only be 3 people on stage

Carson is Webb, Kasich is Chafee

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TheScott2K
Oct 26, 2003

I'm just saying, there's a nonzero chance Trump has a really toad penis.
Fun Fact: Cuban immigrants automatically get asylum the second they set foot on US soil no matter what, unlike those filthy Mexicans

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Zaphod42
Sep 13, 2012

If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now.

Eltoasto posted:

Wait Cruz is actually Latino? I assumed the last name was coincidence

He's from Texas, we've all got a little bit of Latino blood.

But he's white really.

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Commie NedFlanders
Mar 8, 2014

Epic High Five posted:

Goddamnit Cruz don't get spooked and stop attacking Trump now

Rubio is flexing from his ethnic soul and dein Pferd Cruz is riled

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Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
So, Ted Cruz still lost among Hispanics.

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MC Nietzche
Oct 26, 2004
 I take it back, whoever did Rubio's debate prep did a really good job. We'll see how it hold up though, this is a marathon not a sprint.

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logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
jew-de-oh

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babypolis
Nov 4, 2009

Do It Once Right posted:

Is there like a woman in the audience getting stabbed and tortured every time Rubio finishes one of his arguments? Somebody help her, please.

its megan kelly

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Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


 Cuban Manchurian candidates.

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Dilbert As FUCK
Sep 8, 2007

by Cowcaster
Pillbug
It seems like Rubio is getting under Trumps skin, then as soon as Rubio or Cruz get a question they basically fall apart.

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VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
 CHrist, shut the gently caress up cruz.


SOmeone ask kasich a question

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CubsWoo
Aug 17, 2005

Where the big boys RAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGH FUCK YOU
https://twitter.com/AnnCoulter/status/703039061301325824

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