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Who will win the debate?
Donald Trump
Marco Rubio
Ted Cruz
Ben Carson
John Kasich
C'mon, you know it's gonna be Trump
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fknlo
Jul 6, 2009


Fun Shoe
I couldn't understand you accent

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But Rocks Hurt Head
Jun 30, 2003

by Hand Knit
Pillbug
loving carson, man

Joe 30330
Dec 20, 2007

"We have this notion that if you're poor, you cannot do it. Poor kids are just as bright and just as talented as white kids."

As the audience reluctantly began to applaud during the silence, Biden tried to fix his remarks.

"Wealthy kids, black kids, Asian kids -- no, I really mean it." Biden said.
i think they like me

Pittsburgh Lambic
Feb 16, 2011
ben isn't listening anymore

unlimited shrimp
Aug 30, 2008

Harlock posted:

Rubio better check his heart before it explodes from all the speed he took
They're called poppers.

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007


Carson has friggin tuberculosis or something, he's been coughing for months

Polygynous
Dec 13, 2006
welp
what if I don't have a boat

Cicadalek
May 8, 2006

Trite, contrived, mediocre, milquetoast, amateurish, infantile, cliche-and-gonorrhea-ridden paean to conformism, eye-fucked me, affront to humanity, war crime, should *literally* be tried for war crimes, talentless fuckfest, pedantic, listless, savagely boring, just one repulsive laugh after another
Well i guess there's a reason he hasn't spoken much

mannerup
Jan 11, 2004

♬ I Know You're Dying Trying To Figure Me Out♬

♬My Name's On The Tip Of Your Tongue Keep Running Your Mouth♬

♬You Want The Recipe But Can't Handle My Sound My Sound My Sound♬

♬No Matter What You Do Im Gonna Get It Without Ya♬

♬ I Know You Ain't Used To A Female Alpha♬
oh ben

Delsaber
Oct 1, 2013

This may or may not be correct.

That rising tide quote might be the oldest bit of debate bingo.

Zaphod42
Sep 13, 2012

If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now.
Kasich "Hispanic people like me!!!!"

mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

Prepare for my priapic projectile's exalted penetration
Nap Ghost
Was Carson a loving coal miner for 30 years?

Dilbert As FUCK
Sep 8, 2007

by Cowcaster
Pillbug
Someone wake old Ben up

Ramrod Hotshot
May 30, 2003

"Sorry Maria, I was sleeping"

MaxxBot
Oct 6, 2003

you could have clapped

you should have clapped!!
LOL

GOOD TIMES ON METH
Mar 17, 2006

Fun Shoe
My 12 year old is watching this he thinks it owns

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

JeffersonClay posted:

A rising tide licks all scrotes.

I don't know about you, but I'd like my scrote licked.

babypolis
Nov 4, 2009

i like that kasich and carson get questions just to get a break from the real debate

Ghetto Prince
Sep 11, 2010

got to be mellow, y'all
Oh carson...

My Imaginary GF
Jul 17, 2005

by R. Guyovich
ALAMO!

ALAMO!

ALAMO!!!



dakka dakka dakka

Oiled and Ready
Oct 11, 2004

He wished it could be as respectable and orthodox as spying. But somehow in his hands the traditional tools and attitudes were always employed toward mean ends: cloak for a laundry sack, dagger to peel potatoes, dossiers to fill up dead Sunday afternoons ...
Classic Carson

WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010


He was napping

pig slut lisa
Mar 5, 2012

irl is good


"I didn't hear the first part of the question" lmao

Needs More Ditka
Dec 3, 2005

We are ruthless and ask no quarter from you. When our turn comes we shall not disguise our terrorism.
"what say you dr. carson?"

"what? i'm sorry that dude started talking and i started napping."

Charliegrs
Aug 10, 2009
Can you repeat the question less ethnically?

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Mystery Goomba posted:

What is up with Kasich's hair? Looks like he just got out of a pool.

There's gonna be a new Kasich campaign video released tomorrow where he reenacts the Daniel Craig beach scene from Casino Royale.

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007
sorry i was staring at the loving lights

A GIANT PARSNIP
Apr 13, 2010

Too much fuckin' eggnog


the reason i don't fear going to an organization like that is because i understand the language of violence

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
ben: huh??? oh... what?

Shark Sandwich
Sep 6, 2010

by R. Guyovich
I still can't believe they stumped the Trump

Phelddagrif
Jan 28, 2009

Before I do anything, I think, well what hasn't been seen. Sometimes, that turns out to be something ghastly and not fit for society. And sometimes that inspiration becomes something that's really worthwhile.

Eltoasto posted:

Holy poo poo, I don't think he has

He had one question earlier. I can't remember a word of his response other than "liberty and justice for all"

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



wha

Frank Starman
Nov 22, 2007
Trump doing pretty well in this debate. Can definitely see him winning this one. Rubio is a child.

CubsWoo
Aug 17, 2005

Where the big boys RAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGH FUCK YOU
https://twitter.com/AnnCoulter/status/703039360162263040

MA-Horus
Dec 3, 2006

I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome I am.

I hope trump doesn't pick on friend Ben

:(

Eltoasto
Aug 26, 2002

We come spinning out of nothingness, scattering stars like dust.



babypolis posted:

i like that kasich and carson get questions just to get a break from the real debate

The middle 3 are downing energy packets and water during this break

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

VendaGoat posted:

I don't know about you, but I'd like my scrote licked.

:yeah:

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
Carson talks, people go to sleep

Dilbert As FUCK
Sep 8, 2007

by Cowcaster
Pillbug

Slaughterhouse-Ive posted:

I still can't believe they stumped the Trump

Doubt it will hurt his campaign in the slightest

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KidVanguard
Jan 27, 2006

American Diaper
Carson: Excuse me? Sorry I don't speak Spanish.

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