THURS FEB 25 8:30pm ET CNN GOP Debate: A Thousand Years of Orangeness

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Who will win the debate?
	Donald Trump
	Marco Rubio
	Ted Cruz
	Ben Carson
	John Kasich
	C'mon, you know it's gonna be Trump

Yoshifan823: Feb 19, 2007; by FactsAreUseless

CubsWoo posted:

This is my favorite thing, because it's gonna make Rubio deny that he's gay on the basis of a dude's haircut.

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Oiled and Ready: Oct 11, 2004; He wished it could be as respectable and orthodox as spying. But somehow in his hands the traditional tools and attitudes were always employed toward mean ends: cloak for a laundry sack, dagger to peel potatoes, dossiers to fill up dead Sunday afternoons ...

pig slut lisa posted:

He's not backpedaling, he's being incredibly sarcastic

Rubio is doing very well, but it's a shitshow, so Trump wins

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Joe 30330: Dec 20, 2007; "We have this notion that if you're poor, you cannot do it. Poor kids are just as bright and just as talented as white kids."

As the audience reluctantly began to applaud during the silence, Biden tried to fix his remarks.

"Wealthy kids, black kids, Asian kids -- no, I really mean it." Biden said.

spoon0042 posted:

those are all good things though?

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VendaGoat: Nov 1, 2005

mlmp08 posted:

Voters won't care.

I do not doubt this.

CNN MY WHISKEY IS EMPTY!

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rscott: Dec 10, 2009

Delsaber posted:

This is why Trump and Vince McMahon are such good friends I guess.

https://youtu.be/MlhowZb0m-s

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Joementum: May 23, 2004; jesus christ

HAHAHAH Cruz is attacking George HW Bush's SCOTUS appointments.

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reignofevil: Nov 7, 2008

CubsWoo posted:

I don't see anything in these pictures that isn't strictly in keeping with the Bible.

The sexy sexy Bible.

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My Imaginary GF: Jul 17, 2005; by R. Guyovich

KidVanguard posted:

Mexicans are harder workers.

than (white) poles?!?!

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bean mom: Jan 30, 2009

Yoshifan823 posted:

He was at a foam party, which is a known breeding ground for The Gay.

Ive been to foam parties before.

Am I gonna get the gay???????

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Charliegrs: Aug 10, 2009

I dont care about babies and marriage. gently caress em.

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KaptainKrunk: Feb 6, 2006

Cruz avoided that question so hard lol

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fknlo: Jul 6, 2009; Fun Shoe

Why didn't he go after Trump like the question asked him to?

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i say swears online: Mar 4, 2005

excellent answer by cruz

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SirPablo: May 1, 2004; Pillbug

We can't have a five justice super liberal court, we need a five court super conservative court.

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Beforehand: Oct 14, 2012

Justice Roberts gonna start moving left in spite.

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Mr Hootington: Jul 24, 2008; I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY

CubsWoo posted:

My favorite part of this photo is Rubio's six pack.

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ass cobra: May 28, 2004; by Azathoth

gently caress Hugh Hewitt

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Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

Brannock posted:

I can't decide if Trump avoiding policy details in the primary is because A. He can't be bothered B. He doesn't actually have policy details that he can personally talk about C. He knows his audience and is pressing it super hard D. He's leaving himself room to pivot to the center in the general E. All of the above

He knows that - for whatever reason - he can say whatever the gently caress he wants and not only not lose support but gain more.

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Brannock: Feb 9, 2006; by exmarx; Fallen Rib

Holy poo poo this new moderator is nearly as sleepy as Friend Benzo

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CubsWoo: Aug 17, 2005; Where the big boys RAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGH FUCK YOU

If Trump says he would appoint Cruz it will be the best

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i say swears online: Mar 4, 2005

Joementum posted:

HAHAHAH Cruz is attacking George HW Bush's SCOTUS appointments.

and it was awesome

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apatheticman: May 13, 2003; Wedge Regret

Hugh Hewitt seams like a loving rear end in a top hat

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My Imaginary GF: Jul 17, 2005; by R. Guyovich

Yoshifan823 posted:

This is my favorite thing, because it's gonna make Rubio deny that he's gay on the basis of a dude's haircut.

solution: Find Rubio's illegal hispanic lover just before the Florida primary

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Needs More Ditka: Dec 3, 2005; We are ruthless and ask no quarter from you. When our turn comes we shall not disguise our terrorism.

Brannock posted:

I can't decide if Trump avoiding policy details in the primary is because A. He can't be bothered B. He doesn't actually have policy details that he can personally talk about C. He knows his audience and is pressing it super hard D. He's leaving himself room to pivot to the center in the general E. All of the above

F. "who gives a flipping poo poo? you people elect me to do it because if you did it it'd bore yall to death. let me take care of it."

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Bishop: Aug 15, 2000

drat that's a tough question

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Joe 30330: Dec 20, 2007; "We have this notion that if you're poor, you cannot do it. Poor kids are just as bright and just as talented as white kids."

As the audience reluctantly began to applaud during the silence, Biden tried to fix his remarks.

"Wealthy kids, black kids, Asian kids -- no, I really mean it." Biden said.

where is ben carson

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WampaLord: Jan 14, 2010

gently caress Hobby Lobby!

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PostNouveau: Sep 3, 2011; VY till I die; Grimey Drawer

This is the poo poo that keeps you up at night, Hugh?

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Ramrod Hotshot: May 30, 2003

RobertsCare!

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Zaphod42: Sep 13, 2012; If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now.

Poor hobby lobby :cry:

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TheScott2K: Oct 26, 2003; I'm just saying, there's a nonzero chance Trump has a really toad penis.

Hugh Hewitt visibly annoyed that the debate's dress code doesn't allow white robes

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A GIANT PARSNIP: Apr 13, 2010; Too much fuckin' eggnog

lol

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VR Native American: May 1, 2009; Gun Saliva

Trump saying gently caress you to everyone

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frankenfreak: Feb 16, 2007; I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

Joementum posted:

HAHAHAH Cruz is attacking George HW Bush's SCOTUS appointments.

It's beautiful.

And now Trump slamming Cruz over Roberts. :stare:

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logikv9: Mar 5, 2009; Ham Wrangler

cruz is a mess

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fknlo: Jul 6, 2009; Fun Shoe

should have gone after him Teddy because he's loving you anyway.

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Pick: Jul 19, 2009; Nap Ghost

Robertscare!

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KaptainKrunk: Feb 6, 2006

Cruz stumped.

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Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

someone please tl;dr things so far.

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Charliegrs: Aug 10, 2009

Might as well have called it CruzCare

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