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Who will win the debate?
Donald Trump
Marco Rubio
Ted Cruz
Ben Carson
John Kasich
C'mon, you know it's gonna be Trump
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logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
damnit trump if you're going to sink, take rubio with you

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My Imaginary GF
Jul 17, 2005

by R. Guyovich

Hieronymous Alloy posted:

Why did Trump ask for an apology that's how bush hosed himself not three months ago

Trump loves his sister almost as much as Jeb loves his mother.

Rexicon1
Oct 9, 2007

A Shameful Path Led You Here
Man, Republicans vote on some really dumb grounds.

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Oct 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
kasich is confusing me :confused:

KaptainKrunk
Feb 6, 2006


Trump is doing fine.

Cruz is a crazy, slimy zealot.

TyrantWD
Nov 6, 2010
Ignore my doomerism, I don't think better things are possible
Trump has never been strong in debates. He is good at stepping in with a little counterattack here and there, and then retreating into the shadows and waiting until someone tees up another opportunity to land a counter blow. To think people thought he would crush Hillary 1v1, when he can't handle Cruz and Rubio.

sexy fucking muskrat
Aug 22, 2010

by exmarx
Kasich getting some sick karate chops in tonight

Oil!
Nov 5, 2008

Der's e'rl in dem der hills!


Ham Wrangler

Found a wideout image of the debate showing the backs of the moderators.

bennyfranks
Jun 23, 2005

IGNORE ME!

so slereppyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

Yudo
May 15, 2003

SNAKES N CAKES posted:

Where have you been these past few decades?

it's just never been so transparent. the veneer of respectability is gone.

Carl Killer Miller
Apr 28, 2007

This is the way that it all falls.
This is how I feel,
This is what I need:


Here's my view.

If you're in the business of commerce, conduct commerce.


I really wish kasich was a better speaker.

Beforehand
Oct 14, 2012
"Just be a capitalist and make money even off of people you hate, idiots" - Gov. Kasich

Oiled and Ready
Oct 11, 2004

He wished it could be as respectable and orthodox as spying. But somehow in his hands the traditional tools and attitudes were always employed toward mean ends: cloak for a laundry sack, dagger to peel potatoes, dossiers to fill up dead Sunday afternoons ...
Kasich self-stumped so hard maybe people will forget about Trump

Needs More Ditka
Dec 3, 2005

We are ruthless and ask no quarter from you. When our turn comes we shall not disguise our terrorism.
why the gently caress do you care if a bakery makes a wedding cake for someone who's divorced or not? free market bitch go to the divorce baker

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
kasich: i'd thing, do, that thing, or the other?? i wha, constitution

DynamicSloth
Jul 30, 2006

"Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth."
One hour in and it's Trump's worst debate by far.

WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

BeOSPOS posted:

kasich is confusing me :confused:

He's trying to split the middle while pandering to everyone.

Dignity Van Houten
Jul 28, 2006

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ELLAMENNO-P


"Mr Kacish we want to give you a chance to respond to the criticism earlierSELL THEM A CUPCAKE that you might not be as strong on foreign policy, your thoughts?"

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
trumps abortion answer is so, so, so, so loving bad

Yoshifan823
Feb 19, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
Someone needs to ask Carson why the gently caress he's still here.

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY
Actually this makes sense. They are hitting Trump on Social issues right now which is some of his weak sauce stuff. He does better with immigration and economic.

fknlo
Jul 6, 2009


Fun Shoe

That will be in so many ads if he wins the nomination.

Phelddagrif
Jan 28, 2009

Before I do anything, I think, well what hasn't been seen. Sometimes, that turns out to be something ghastly and not fit for society. And sometimes that inspiration becomes something that's really worthwhile.
Does Hugh care about anything besides "gently caress gays?"

Cicadalek
May 8, 2006

Trite, contrived, mediocre, milquetoast, amateurish, infantile, cliche-and-gonorrhea-ridden paean to conformism, eye-fucked me, affront to humanity, war crime, should *literally* be tried for war crimes, talentless fuckfest, pedantic, listless, savagely boring, just one repulsive laugh after another
When someone makes a graph of the speaking times I hope they make one for "time spent coughing" in carson's section because i think it might be like 50/50

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

BeOSPOS posted:

kasich is confusing me :confused:

He's the only person on stage with actual governing responsibility so, yeah, it's a bit confusing.

My Imaginary GF
Jul 17, 2005

by R. Guyovich

BeOSPOS posted:

kasich is confusing me :confused:

he says words which sound like they have no meaning, and no emotion

At least when Cruz speaks, you can feel the smug.

Mr. Boogie
Apr 1, 2013

Is a meat patty something or nothing?
there hasn't been a break in like a full hour, I have to pee CNN you assholes

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Trump status: low energy, not doing so hot

Constant Hamprince
Oct 24, 2010

by exmarx
College Slice

DynamicSloth posted:

One hour in and it's Trump's worst debate by far.

man nervously says for sixth time this year

Craptacular!
Jul 9, 2001

Fuck the DH
Check out my...


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JosefStalinator
Oct 9, 2007

Come Tbilisi if you want to live.




Grimey Drawer
Friend Ben with a soothing platitude to prepare us for the coming Trumping

Eltoasto
Aug 26, 2002

We come spinning out of nothingness, scattering stars like dust.



Oooo extra rights, I wish I had some of those

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
if he was running against anyone with a modicum of ability theyd be plastering that poo poo all over the country with footage from that babyparts documentary

TheScott2K
Oct 26, 2003

I'm just saying, there's a nonzero chance Trump has a really toad penis.
Ben Carson's thing where he treats honorary degrees like real degrees is loving weird

WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

Carson is telling America a bedtime story and it's working so well...

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Prorat
Aug 3, 2004

by FactsAreUseless
Trump has one bad debate and the media will harp on it all week.

Fair and balanced.

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Oct 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

paranoid randroid posted:

trumps abortion answer is so, so, so, so loving bad

yeah he's not pandering to the redmeat repubs but maybe appealing to moderates and, *gulp*, women voters?

VR Native American
May 1, 2009
Gun Saliva
Fruit Salad of Life

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
the only way this election will end will be jeb! taunting trump for his low-energy debate performance, what a mess

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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

"The fruit salad of their life."

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