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Who will win the debate?
Donald Trump
Marco Rubio
Ted Cruz
Ben Carson
John Kasich
C'mon, you know it's gonna be Trump
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ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth
Lol fruit salad

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Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
carson makes me loving tired

Nagato
Apr 26, 2011

Why yes my username is the same as an autistic alien who looks like a 9 year old from an anime, why do ask?
:nyoron:
mmmm, fruit salad... I'm hungry

A GIANT PARSNIP
Apr 13, 2010

Too much fuckin' eggnog


turns out trump is just a one note blowhard and even complete loving idiots will figure that out if you give them enough time

Mouth Ze Dong
Jan 2, 2005

Aint no thing like me, 'cept me.

Craptacular! posted:

Check out my...


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GOOD TIMES ON METH
Mar 17, 2006

Fun Shoe
:psyduck:

blue squares
Sep 28, 2007

CNN stop popping up the same breaking news about the shooting. I clicked the X, leave me alone!!

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007

VR Native American posted:

Fruit Salad of Life

i cackled at this

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade
"the fruit salad of their life" :wtc:

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

That's a rather...moist analogy

BUG JUG
Feb 17, 2005



the fruit salad of their life...what the gently caress is ben on?

My Imaginary GF
Jul 17, 2005

by R. Guyovich

DynamicSloth posted:

One hour in and it's Trump's worst debate by far.

ehhh, i think thats the debate he skipped

This debate is Marco 'COBRA 80' Rubio's Alamo, for sure.

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
THE FRUIT SALAD OF THEIR LIFE

Zaphod42
Sep 13, 2012

If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now.
Fruit salad of life!

WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

We will not hear any specific plans.

Brannock
Feb 9, 2006

by exmarx
Fallen Rib
That is an exceptionally narrow face

Blue Raider
Sep 2, 2006

rubio is gonna run out of gas any time now

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

Craptacular! posted:

Check out my...


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( (> JUDICIAL
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<) )> APPOINTMENTS
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Yoshifan823
Feb 19, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
Dana Bash would be a great roller derby name.

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
what we should do is just die in the streets - rubio

Dilbert As FUCK
Sep 8, 2007

by Cowcaster
Pillbug
Ah time to read the script

Demonachizer
Aug 7, 2004
Check out the fruit salad of my life.

Abner Cadaver II
Apr 21, 2009

TONIGHT!
ben carson is starting to channel herman cain more thank god

biznatchio
Mar 31, 2001


Buglord
I love how every other question to Rubio or Cruz is "What do you think about Trump's stance on <thing>?"

Timmy Age 6
Jul 23, 2011

Lobster says "mrow?"

Ramrod XTreme
Fruit... salad?

Genuinely think Carson is my favorite part of these debates, because whenever he pipes up, you know you're going to hear something truly bizarre and fascinating. Also very calming.

InsanityIsCrazy
Jan 25, 2003

by Lowtax

comes along bort posted:

trump's doing this to keep these clowns in the race a little longer to make things interesting

p much, he probably misses jeb and wants the other punching bags around til super tue

sexy fucking muskrat
Aug 22, 2010

by exmarx
...Uh, what's this about a fruit salad?

JHomer722
Jul 30, 2006

And you, you ridiculous people, you expect me to help you.

Rubio's resting face makes him look terrified. Or he is terrified.

fknlo
Jul 6, 2009


Fun Shoe
I can't get over Trump saying Planned Parent hood does great things for millions of women and he's going to defund it.

McGlockenshire
Dec 16, 2005

GOLLOCKS!
Yes, let's not address the cost of healthcare by making you set aside money just for it!

Winkie01
Nov 28, 2004
Sloooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooowwwwwww dowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwnnnnn

neutral milf hotel
Oct 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
"apploach"

Frank Starman
Nov 22, 2007

Prorat posted:

Trump has one bad debate and the media will harp on it all week.

Fair and balanced.

Relax, this won't hurt him at all.

Believe, just believe.

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
obamacare funds isis

JosefStalinator
Oct 9, 2007

Come Tbilisi if you want to live.




Grimey Drawer
TAX CREDITS SOLVE EVERYTHING

Zeta Taskforce
Jun 27, 2002

PostNouveau posted:

God, never ask Kasich or Carson another question. This threeway is too good

Only way it could get better is if it somehow involved foam

My Imaginary GF
Jul 17, 2005

by R. Guyovich
The only fruitsalad of life in this primary which deserve closer examination is Marco "COBRAKAHN" Rubio.

Charliegrs
Aug 10, 2009
We will replace it with..... Something...

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Also Mexico is going to pay for Trumpcare.

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Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
I agree with that 100% except

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