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Who will win the debate?
Donald Trump
Marco Rubio
Ted Cruz
Ben Carson
John Kasich
C'mon, you know it's gonna be Trump
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paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007

BeOSPOS posted:

yeah he's not pandering to the redmeat repubs but maybe appealing to moderates and, *gulp*, women voters?

except it appeals to no one. it has something that will piss everyone off. its amazingly tone deaf by trump standards

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Blue Raider
Sep 2, 2006

look at trump, being right as gently caress about insurance

Brannock
Feb 9, 2006

by exmarx
Fallen Rib
Donald nearly goes for Mic Adjust #7 but breaks off at the last moment

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

fknlo posted:

I can't get over Trump saying Planned Parent hood does great things for millions of women and he's going to defund it.

I don't think it's as crazy as we're making it out to be, it's clear he's saying "it's defunded until abortions are gone"

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
donald trump, healthcare law expert

iroguebot
Feb 15, 2001

Nerf this!

I wanna bash Dana Bash.

Samuel Clemens
Oct 4, 2013

I think we should call the Avengers.

fknlo posted:

I can't get over Trump saying Planned Parent hood does great things for millions of women and he's going to defund it.

It is impressive how he managed to find an answer that appeals to absolutely no one.

oddium
Feb 21, 2006

end of the 4.5 tatami age

trump's trumpcare just got 10 feet taller

My Imaginary GF
Jul 17, 2005

by R. Guyovich

fknlo posted:

I can't get over Trump saying Planned Parent hood does great things for millions of women and he's going to defund it.

donald trump loves tits more than he hates abortion, and apparently the other candidates think thats a bad thing

Dilbert As FUCK
Sep 8, 2007

by Cowcaster
Pillbug
Trump is getting back up on the ball

JosefStalinator
Oct 9, 2007

Come Tbilisi if you want to live.




Grimey Drawer
Wait didn't Trump say he wanted the mandate? I don't see how Hillary can't harp about flip flopping on Trump in the general. Even her own changing opinions are more consistent.

VR Native American
May 1, 2009
Gun Saliva
Trump throwing down

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler

oddium posted:

trump's trumpcare just got 10 feet taller

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

Fruit salad.

neutral milf hotel
Oct 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

paranoid randroid posted:

except it appeals to no one. it has something that will piss everyone off. its amazingly tone deaf by trump standards

hmm

DAD LOST MY IPOD
Feb 3, 2012

Fats Dominar is on the case


so this is definitely an attempted GE pivot by trump

i think he thought this was more in the bag than it actually is and is trying to position for a general

unfortunately, he walked right into a stumping

that planned parenthood line was clearly a GE pivot but the thing is even for a GE that's a terrible line

Brannock
Feb 9, 2006

by exmarx
Fallen Rib
Hahah Kasich's reaction to "part of the problem too"

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
he wept, for there were no more jebs to conquer

KaptainKrunk
Feb 6, 2006


Trump 100% right

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Trump pretty unambiguously in favor of dropping sick people from insurance

JosefStalinator
Oct 9, 2007

Come Tbilisi if you want to live.




Grimey Drawer
Trump's head looks like its ready to burst out of his shirt

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
im growing more and more convinced that trumps general pivot is going to be making nice with the establishment, instead of some pivot to the middle. he sounds like a bitchier mitt romney.

Lurk Ethic
Jul 25, 2007

Lurk More
gently caress these two guys next to me

Delsaber
Oct 1, 2013

This may or may not be correct.

Are there pears in the fruit salad?

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Oh nevermind he's actually pro-mandate?

My Imaginary GF
Jul 17, 2005

by R. Guyovich

JosefStalinator posted:

Wait didn't Trump say he wanted the mandate? I don't see how Hillary can't harp about flip flopping on Trump in the general. Even her own changing opinions are more consistent.

Donald Trump wants you to purchase Trumpcare*

*paid for by Mexico

Joe 30330
Dec 20, 2007

"We have this notion that if you're poor, you cannot do it. Poor kids are just as bright and just as talented as white kids."

As the audience reluctantly began to applaud during the silence, Biden tried to fix his remarks.

"Wealthy kids, black kids, Asian kids -- no, I really mean it." Biden said.
the lines around the states. they must be gone

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
pan to the audience, the cameras never pan to the audience

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

"The insurance companies are monsters.... and they're great friends of mine, and one of them is in the audience right now laughing!"

Nagato
Apr 26, 2011

Why yes my username is the same as an autistic alien who looks like a 9 year old from an anime, why do ask?
:nyoron:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LmR7G208ug4

Blue Raider
Sep 2, 2006

trump spreads his wings when it comes to business poo poo.

fknlo
Jul 6, 2009


Fun Shoe

Pick posted:

I don't think it's as crazy as we're making it out to be, it's clear he's saying "it's defunded until abortions are gone"

Doesn't matter, what he said is going to be gold in ads during the general.

Dahn
Sep 4, 2004
He's not laughing so much ...Hi.

DynamicSloth
Jul 30, 2006

"Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth."

BeOSPOS posted:

yeah he's not pandering to the redmeat repubs but maybe appealing to moderates and, *gulp*, women voters?

"Planned Parenthood does lots of great things and I'm going to destroy it" may not be the key to getting women voters.

DaveWoo
Aug 14, 2004

Fun Shoe
Wait now Trump wants to get rid of borders I'm so confused :psyduck:

Brannock
Feb 9, 2006

by exmarx
Fallen Rib
CNN is giving Trump too much time. He's building up a head of steam

sexy fucking muskrat
Aug 22, 2010

by exmarx
Rubio, you're on national TV and you couldn't spring for a white shirt? c'mon

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade
"Their top guy are friends of mine." Uh, Donald, that's not something you want to say out loud in this setting.

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

WHat in god's name is Trump doing?!

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Carl Killer Miller
Apr 28, 2007

This is the way that it all falls.
This is how I feel,
This is what I need:


Yoshifan823 posted:

Someone needs to ask Carson why the gently caress he's still here.

I keep expecting him to end a sentence with part of the pledge of allegiance

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