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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > C-SPAM > THURS FEB 25 8:30pm ET CNN GOP Debate: A Thousand Years of Orangeness
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Who will win the debate?
Donald Trump
Marco Rubio
Ted Cruz
Ben Carson
John Kasich
C'mon, you know it's gonna be Trump
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ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth
Trump is ...

Bad??

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bennyfranks
Jun 23, 2005

IGNORE ME!

 omg

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Yoshifan823
Feb 19, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
Rubio has the smuggest smile

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Propaganda Hour
Aug 25, 2008



after editing wikipedia as a joke for 16 years, i ve convinced myself that homer simpson's japanese name translates to the "The beer goblin"
hahaha Rubio is doing great right now

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Dilbert As FUCK
Sep 8, 2007

by Cowcaster
Pillbug
Oh what

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DaveWoo
Aug 14, 2004

Fun Shoe
OH poo poo RUBIO GOT A DIRECT HIT

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Cicadalek
May 8, 2006

Trite, contrived, mediocre, milquetoast, amateurish, infantile, cliche-and-gonorrhea-ridden paean to conformism, eye-fucked me, affront to humanity, war crime, should *literally* be tried for war crimes, talentless fuckfest, pedantic, listless, savagely boring, just one repulsive laugh after another
I like that rubio can command a big cheer for saying "he was dumb like i was!"

"you repeat yourself every day!", trilled Rubio, drunk on his sudden success

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Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY
Rubio! Don't take this from me!

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triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



 lmao

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BUG JUG
Feb 17, 2005



 A SECOND PLANE HAS HIT TRUMP TOWER

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InsanityIsCrazy
Jan 25, 2003

by Lowtax
did somebody bring howler monkies to this debate

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Slowpoke!
Feb 12, 2008

ANIME IS FOR ADULTS
 Holy poo poo was that a shrinking penis line by Trump?

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oddium
Feb 21, 2006

end of the 4.5 tatami age

 CHANG REIGNS

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Destroy My Sweater
Jul 24, 2009

 i miss
JEB!

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VaultAggie
Nov 18, 2010

Best out of 71?
Rubio clearly dominating this debate.

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Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



 S
T R U M P
U
M
P
E
D

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frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade
Where was this Rubio in the last four months or so?

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GOOD TIMES ON METH
Mar 17, 2006

Fun Shoe
Trump is pissed

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long-ass nips Diane
Dec 13, 2010

Breathe.

 lmao

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Polygynous
Dec 13, 2006
welp
 the way these things are going they should just have like Jerry Springer moderate

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Joe 30330
Dec 20, 2007

"We have this notion that if you're poor, you cannot do it. Poor kids are just as bright and just as talented as white kids."

As the audience reluctantly began to applaud during the silence, Biden tried to fix his remarks.

"Wealthy kids, black kids, Asian kids -- no, I really mean it." Biden said.
MELTDOWN :stare:

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Len Dykstra
Oct 24, 2010
 SENATOR RUBIO

PLEASE

PLEASE
SENATOR RUBIO

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Xenophanes
Nov 8, 2015
 poolboy reverse burn

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Rocks
Dec 30, 2011

 trump is going to go nuclear on rubio tomorrow

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Brannock
Feb 9, 2006

by exmarx
Fallen Rib
WE JUST WATCHED THE VERY END OF MARCO RUBIO'S CAMPAIGN

He's laughing out of incredulousness and fear and apprehensiveness, he KNOWS he's finished

Absolutely finished

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Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


 rubio is destroying trump

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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

 GUT-PUNCH.EXE INSTALLATION COMPLETE, RUN Y/N?

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paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
 marc, please stop

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Grey Fox
Jan 5, 2004

 This is some schoolyard hot poo poo.

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blue squares
Sep 28, 2007

 lmao at that moderator. begging

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Charliegrs
Aug 10, 2009
 Dana Bash is going to get fired and replaced by the telemundo lady

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triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



 :laffo:

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WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

 OH poo poo IS THAT RUBIOS MUSIC?

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Cornflakes
Dec 3, 2006

 god rubio is such a prick

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fknlo
Jul 6, 2009


Fun Shoe

Brannock posted:

rubio lost

RUBIO loving LOST

HOLY poo poo THAT WAS THE DAGGER TO THE loving HEART

RUBIO CHUCKLING OUT OF FEAR AND NERVOSUNESS

No, Rubio loving owned him right there

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TheScott2K
Oct 26, 2003

I'm just saying, there's a nonzero chance Trump has a really toad penis.
YES. THE ONLY WAY TO WIN IS TO DESTROY THE OTHERS, GENTLEMEN.

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Minsky
May 23, 2001

 How are you letting rubio own you

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JosefStalinator
Oct 9, 2007

Come Tbilisi if you want to live.




Grimey Drawer
THE STUMPENING
ITS HAPPENING

and it won't matter

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EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Oh wait - does Rubio have Rand's audience-track tonight

I just tuned in

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Apr 10, 2012
 Rekt

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