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Who will win the debate?
Donald Trump
Marco Rubio
Ted Cruz
Ben Carson
John Kasich
C'mon, you know it's gonna be Trump
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Lurk Ethic
Jul 25, 2007

Lurk More
Cruz getting in on the stumping.

Let Trump counter, mods!

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Polygynous
Dec 13, 2006
welp

uncurable mlady posted:

this is potentially the dumbest loving thing i've heard since 9-9-9

was "bartering for medical care with chickens" before or after 9-9-9

Salvor_Hardin
Sep 13, 2005

I want to go protest.
Nap Ghost
Unnghgh fuuuuck you Ted.

JosefStalinator
Oct 9, 2007

Come Tbilisi if you want to live.




Grimey Drawer
KEEP DINGING

mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

Prepare for my priapic projectile's exalted penetration
Nap Ghost
Imma vote for "dingding" sound

InsanityIsCrazy
Jan 25, 2003

by Lowtax
donald trumps

socialized


medicine

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
lol @ all the people who were creaming themselves over trump moving to the left with uhc

blue squares
Sep 28, 2007

McGlockenshire posted:

I don't understand how he can have no idea how poor people are unable to save money, so the idea of a loving health-only savings account is absurd on its face.

e: also gently caress you Cruz

those poor people could just write more books though?

Mouth Ze Dong
Jan 2, 2005

Aint no thing like me, 'cept me.

Ronald McReagan posted:

"Alright, go ahead." -- America, to the Republican Party

Brannock
Feb 9, 2006

by exmarx
Fallen Rib
I'm drinking Ménage à Trois wine and I just realized that everyone is right, Benzo and Karate really need to get off the stage tonight

Joe 30330
Dec 20, 2007

"We have this notion that if you're poor, you cannot do it. Poor kids are just as bright and just as talented as white kids."

As the audience reluctantly began to applaud during the silence, Biden tried to fix his remarks.

"Wealthy kids, black kids, Asian kids -- no, I really mean it." Biden said.
shut up ted you know nothing about socialised medicine lol

XboxPants
Jan 30, 2006

Steven doesn't want me watching him sleep anymore.

oddium posted:

THE SWORD OF CHANG SHATTERS IN HIS HANDS. THE DUST CLEARS. WHERE'S RUBIO. RUBIO'S GONE. CHANG IS REBORN

GOOD TIMES ON METH
Mar 17, 2006

Fun Shoe
gently caress you Ted

ate shit on live tv
Feb 15, 2004

by Azathoth

But Rocks Hurt Head posted:

carson and kasich, or as i like to call them, 'rap and country'

Nice!

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
tonight trump is the weenis we knew before

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

Xandu posted:

Do candidates think getting pissy with the moderators makes them look good? They seem to do a lot and it always comes off as petty.

It's basically what caused Newt to win South Carolina in 2012.

Also Reagan in NH in 1980.

WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

Please remember this answer when you claim "Trump wants universal healthcare"

What a load of bullshit

Fat Lowtax
Nov 9, 2008


"I'm willing to pay up to $1200 for a big anime titty"


Ted Cruz is a human email forward, what the gently caress is the appeal there

Nagato
Apr 26, 2011

Why yes my username is the same as an autistic alien who looks like a 9 year old from an anime, why do ask?
:nyoron:
I love this response

My Imaginary GF
Jul 17, 2005

by R. Guyovich
No. Please. Don't give free healthcare.

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
oh my god this bodes so poorly for trump in the general

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
Trump is unfortunately very low-energy tonight

GrimGypsy
Mar 27, 2007

oh my god Cruz teeing off on Trump now. The tower is crumbling?

sexy fucking muskrat
Aug 22, 2010

by exmarx

Millstone posted:

shut up ted you know nothing about socialised medicine lol

You'd think he would, being from Canada and all

sexy fucking muskrat has issued a correction as of 03:52 on Feb 26, 2016

Brannock
Feb 9, 2006

by exmarx
Fallen Rib
Cruz found a weak point!

LeeMajors
Jan 20, 2005

I've gotta stop fantasizing about Lee Majors...
Ah, one more!


I wish Ted Cruz would fall over dead right now. I bet his family would loving cheer.

biznatchio
Mar 31, 2001


Buglord
Cruz is desperately trying to make himself look like an attack dog like Rubio.

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
if a damp rag like rubio can fluster him, even clinton could get under his skin

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
bring back prime-time trump, he could have punched cruz at this point

fknlo
Jul 6, 2009


Fun Shoe
HOW ARE YOU GOING TO PAY FOR IT DONALD?

bennyfranks
Jun 23, 2005

IGNORE ME!

thanks for not letting ppl die in the streets trump

Nix Panicus
Feb 25, 2007

Logikv9 posted:

Trump is unfortunately very low-energy tonight

Is Trump sick?

Polygynous
Dec 13, 2006
welp
did he say "sexualized healthcare"

VR Native American
May 1, 2009
Gun Saliva
Cruz- Why won't you let the DIE Donald

JosefStalinator
Oct 9, 2007

Come Tbilisi if you want to live.




Grimey Drawer
Cruz... stumping the trump???

Seriously I know I already answered my question, but

HOW THE gently caress DID IT TAKE THEM SO LONG TO CALL TRUMP ON HIS LIES AND PAST STATEMENTS.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

.....that plan doesn't make any loving sense whatsoever. At all. Even less sense than the Mexico wall plan.

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007


Everybody except Wolf is moderating this shitshow

My Imaginary GF
Jul 17, 2005

by R. Guyovich

WampaLord posted:

Please remember this answer when you claim "Trump wants universal healthcare"

What a load of bullshit

Trump wants one private insurance company with a monopoly

Brannock
Feb 9, 2006

by exmarx
Fallen Rib
Compassionate Trump!

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Charliegrs
Aug 10, 2009
WHY WONT YOU LET PEOPLE DIE ON THE STREET LIKE THE REST OF US WILL MR TRUMP?

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