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Who will win the debate?
Donald Trump
Marco Rubio
Ted Cruz
Ben Carson
John Kasich
C'mon, you know it's gonna be Trump
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Trash Trick
Apr 17, 2014

"A deal is not possible" is weak as hell, I hope Trump attacks him for it

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CubsWoo
Aug 17, 2005

Where the big boys RAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGH FUCK YOU
https://twitter.com/alexrileyiscool/status/703054232182632448

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
one of these people will have a 50/50 chance of becoming president of the united states

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
im a negotiator who cant settle out of court

Alec Bald Snatch
Sep 12, 2012

by exmarx
rubio is right, one of the actors is always acting in bad faith

the other actor tosses rocks at tanks

JosefStalinator
Oct 9, 2007

Come Tbilisi if you want to live.




Grimey Drawer

Josh Lyman posted:

Why is Israel even an issue?

Rich Jews, Florida Jews, evangelicals

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
rubio technically repeated himself

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

"He thinks the Palestinians are a Real Estate deal!"
"A deal is a deal!"

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


Joementum posted:

Hey, by the way, neutrality between Israel and Palestine is the official position of the Ronald Reagan, George HW Bush, and George W Bush administrations.

Yeah but Bush wouldn't even stand up for the anthem so gently caress him.

Jymmybob
Jun 26, 2000
Probation
Can't post for 6 hours!
Grimey Drawer
rubio argues so much like a child who's told exactly what to say. there's nothing there if it isn't prepared

Yoshifan823
Feb 19, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
Have you ever negotiated with terrorists Marco?

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
trump to negotiate with terrorists

Trash Trick
Apr 17, 2014

Lmfao

Zaphod42
Sep 13, 2012

If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now.
Rubio isn't so much pro-Israel as he is anti-everybody-else-in-the-middle-east

Nix Panicus
Feb 25, 2007

Trump getting his punches in on Rubio.

Someone had a good nap.

hexachord
Nov 5, 2009
"Trump will negotiate with terrorists" is a pretty loving good soundbite.

McGlockenshire
Dec 16, 2005

GOLLOCKS!

Prorat posted:

Trump gave a great answer on Israel and Palestine

gently caress Cruz.

Slate Action
Feb 13, 2012

by exmarx
"It's not a real estate deal!" is such a weak jab

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

lmao Rubio wants to negotiate with terrorists

KaptainKrunk
Feb 6, 2006


drat Rubio looked bad there

My Imaginary GF
Jul 17, 2005

by R. Guyovich

JosefStalinator posted:

Palestine is acting is bad faith

:ironicat:

Palestinians killed Oslo by continuing suicide bombings in Israel after Arafat signed the accord.

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer
Watching these debates are always like watching TV from an alternate dimension.

blue squares
Sep 28, 2007

Trump: "When terrorists took over my tower on Christmas, I killed them all"

vrath
Jul 6, 2015

Buy 1 get 1 bottle of Lysol FREE!
Have you ever negotiated with terrorists. ...wait looks up...oh poo poo.

JHomer722
Jul 30, 2006

And you, you ridiculous people, you expect me to help you.

I mean, technically, the Palestinian debate is a real estate deal.

Nagato
Apr 26, 2011

Why yes my username is the same as an autistic alien who looks like a 9 year old from an anime, why do ask?
:nyoron:
Glorious

Samuel Clemens
Oct 4, 2013

I think we should call the Avengers.

Logikv9 posted:

one of these people will have a 50/50 chance of becoming president of the united states

Not after tonight. :getin:

Tercio
Jan 30, 2003

I/P is the ultimate real-estate deal tbqh.

sexy fucking muskrat
Aug 22, 2010

by exmarx
Here comes EMP talk!! Buckle up (for Kasich)!

AngryBooch
Sep 26, 2009
Republicans attacking the idea that government should be run like a business???? is this actually happening???

Totalizator
Nov 9, 2006
Probation
Can't post for 3 years!
Ok now Rubio sounds like a petty little poo poo.

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


Rubio, reboot reboot reboot!

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

Logikv9 posted:

rubio technically repeated himself
Not just technically.

Also, I/P is at least partially a real estate deal in the West Bank.

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

Which of these white men will finally bring a close to the longest dispute in history.

Alec Bald Snatch
Sep 12, 2012

by exmarx

paranoid randroid posted:

trump to negotiate with terrorists

worked for reagan

George H.W. Cunt
Oct 6, 2010





JHomer722 posted:

I mean, technically, the Palestinian debate is a real estate deal.

Needs More Ditka
Dec 3, 2005

We are ruthless and ask no quarter from you. When our turn comes we shall not disguise our terrorism.
holy poo poo rubio just somehow equated donald "keep the muslims out" trump with "negotiating with terrorists" this is incredible

Cornflakes
Dec 3, 2006

JHomer722 posted:

I mean, technically, the Palestinian debate is a real estate deal.

WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

JHomer722 posted:

I mean, technically, the Palestinian debate is a real estate deal.

Yea, that's the funny part.

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Caros
May 14, 2008

Not a Step posted:

Meanwhile, Ben Carson stands off stage, trying to remember if he has any milk at home

Wait, holy poo poo. Is Ben Carson on the loving stage? I have been watching for 25 minutes and haven't seen him speak.

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