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Who will win the debate?
Donald Trump
Marco Rubio
Ted Cruz
Ben Carson
John Kasich
C'mon, you know it's gonna be Trump
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FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







good christ ted cruz

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1488
Feb 24, 2013

these guys are out of control :aaaaa:

CubsWoo
Aug 17, 2005

Where the big boys RAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGH FUCK YOU
This is perfect, the entire thing has absolutely broken down into a knife fight and this is what everyone will remember

And because of that the status quo will continue and God Emperor Trump claims four more skulls by May

Tercio
Jan 30, 2003

Ronald McReagan posted:

Hahahaha yesssss Trump is back, death to America

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

I loved them dropping in that bell like it was going to loving stop anything.

KaptainKrunk
Feb 6, 2006


This is amazing. American democracy has been saved. THIS. IS. AMAZING.

breaklaw
May 12, 2008
Wolf kind of getting owned himself.

Blue Raider
Sep 2, 2006

we are witnessing the donalds final form

swimgus
Oct 24, 2005
Camlin bought me this account because I'm a Jew!
Best. Debate. Ever.

CNN is doing a stellar job tonight.

My Imaginary GF
Jul 17, 2005

by R. Guyovich

Dilbert As gently caress posted:

What the gently caress am I watching?

the best loving reality show on tv

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
all the government wants is all the stuff

Yoshifan823
Feb 19, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

paranoid randroid posted:

"mr carson, your response?"

"....if there were two guys on the moon and one killed the other with a rock, would that be hosed up or what"

"I mean, could you even get enough force? I mean, I stabbed someone once, but it wasn't on the moon. I wonder if God can see you on the moon?

guys i have a problem"

Scrub-Niggurath
Nov 27, 2007

that was unbelievable

bennyfranks
Jun 23, 2005

IGNORE ME!

good time to call out cruz on being the zodaic killer imo

neutral milf hotel
Oct 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

stinkles1112 posted:

I am legitimately ashamed of my country watching this

are you canadian?

Red Dad Redemption
Sep 29, 2007

Trump's facial expressions bear a startling resemblance to Mussolini's

Ghetto Prince
Sep 11, 2010

got to be mellow, y'all
I like when they all start squabbling at once and you can't hear a loving thing anyone is saying.


That wasn't a joke or anything, it's amazing to watch.

Polygynous
Dec 13, 2006
welp
wrong

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
the loving self destruct mode in my iphone

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Mr Hootington posted:

Trump was talking about this mailer:






What the loving Christ? :stare:

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007
please do a bush did 9/11 question

Mystery Goomba
Jun 4, 2011
This is the Nevada caucuses of debates.

CubsWoo
Aug 17, 2005

Where the big boys RAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGH FUCK YOU
Every debate after this needs to enforce hard time limits and just loving cut the mic if they go over constantly

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
If everybody is attacking Trump, they all cancel out and then nobody is attacking Trump.

loving genius move, Donald.

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

wolfonjeopardy.png

InsanityIsCrazy
Jan 25, 2003

by Lowtax
TRUMP STUMP

3W- SUMMON TRUMP

INSTANT

SPLIT SECOND

DESTROY TARGET POLITICIAN

IT CANNOT BE REGENERATED

QuoProQuid
Jan 12, 2012

Tr*ckin' and F*ckin' all the way to tha
T O P

Jerusalem posted:

What the loving Christ? :stare:

tedcruz.jpg

Winkie01
Nov 28, 2004

JosefStalinator
Oct 9, 2007

Come Tbilisi if you want to live.




Grimey Drawer

nachos posted:

the democrats are going to replay that last minute for 9 months straight

Lol if you think the dems will run any of the hundreds of things that'll hurt trump.

My Imaginary GF
Jul 17, 2005

by R. Guyovich

bennyfranks posted:

good time to call out cruz on being the zodaic killer imo

I can't tell whether Rubio or Cruz would be choker-in-chief

crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Lipstick Apathy
Holy fucken lmbo

Nix Panicus
Feb 25, 2007

Cruz should quit the race. Trump doesn't have Rubio's number yet, but Cruz is the new Jeb! It doesnt matter how badly Trump does against Rubio or the moderators, he can always turn and punch Cruz for points.

Trash Trick
Apr 17, 2014

CubsWoo posted:

Every debate after this needs to enforce hard time limits and just loving cut the mic if they go over constantly

gently caress that

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

CBJSprague24 posted:

I loved them dropping in that bell like it was going to loving stop anything.

blue squares
Sep 28, 2007

Disabling the self destruct and allowing someone to brute force a phone sounds like a backdoor to encryption

Joe 30330
Dec 20, 2007

"We have this notion that if you're poor, you cannot do it. Poor kids are just as bright and just as talented as white kids."

As the audience reluctantly began to applaud during the silence, Biden tried to fix his remarks.

"Wealthy kids, black kids, Asian kids -- no, I really mean it." Biden said.
Apple iPhone 5C now with Self Destruct Mode

Commie NedFlanders
Mar 8, 2014

Mao Tse-tung. "There is great chaos under heaven — the situation is excellent."

But Rocks Hurt Head
Jun 30, 2003

by Hand Knit
Pillbug
hahaha what a loving false dichotomy

Concerned Citizen
Jul 22, 2007
Ramrod XTreme
Rubio: Do you see how he's being mean again?

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CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

I hope the Republicans go full retard and nominate Rubio or Cruz so Trump ducks out of line and goes third party. Tge debates with Hillary would be an all star shitshow.

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