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Who will win the debate?
Donald Trump
Marco Rubio
Ted Cruz
Ben Carson
John Kasich
C'mon, you know it's gonna be Trump
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Brannock
Feb 9, 2006

by exmarx
Fallen Rib

mannerup posted:

did he seriously just slip up there with Canada

Yes

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Needs More Ditka
Dec 3, 2005

We are ruthless and ask no quarter from you. When our turn comes we shall not disguise our terrorism.
Canada: ya hear we're payin for da wall eh? we have enough money for dat after all da canadian taxes right? ok good ya mr. trump we got that wall for ya.

Polygynous
Dec 13, 2006
welp
it's the 21st century and the leading candiadate for leader of the free world is promising to build a great wall

I need drugs

CubsWoo
Aug 17, 2005

Where the big boys RAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGH FUCK YOU
so how is a question about puerto rico bankruptcy going to be steered to talk about trump's casinos

SNAKES N CAKES
Sep 6, 2005

DAVID GAIDER
Lead Writer

mannerup posted:

did he seriously just slip up there with Canada

Yes, and if Rubio were any good he'd have corrected him.

My Imaginary GF
Jul 17, 2005

by R. Guyovich

Salvor_Hardin posted:

yesss paid for by canada

TrumpCare: Paid for by Canada

Baku
Aug 20, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
Their best bet at this point is to strongarm Cruz, Kasich, and Carson out of the race and hope to Christ their voters go for Rubio

It wouldn't work

The Pi dude
Oct 19, 2013
Buglord
http://www.theonion.com/article/demoralized-jeb-bush-succumbs-new-hampshire-heroin-52327

hexachord
Nov 5, 2009
What about a Pacific Rim style wall along the coasts?

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=06YEDx8kCKM

Dahn
Sep 4, 2004
Canada not sending enough drugs, get your act together Canada.

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
the RomneyMind has already selected the Donald as its new host. the absorption is already underway

But Rocks Hurt Head
Jun 30, 2003

by Hand Knit
Pillbug
lmao at MIGF supporting independent quebec

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY
Puerto Rico should have became a state. Jettison them.

A GIANT PARSNIP
Apr 13, 2010

Too much fuckin' eggnog


we're gonna have a wall with mexico, the guatemalans are gonna build it, and canada's gonna pay for it

khazar sansculotte
May 14, 2004

Commie NedFlanders posted:

Mao Tse-tung. "There is great chaos under heaven — the situation is excellent."

After tonight this needs to be the new title of the Republican primary thread.

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

Marco fixin to piss off a bunch of Puerto Ricans from his own state.

Democrazy
Oct 16, 2008

If you're not willing to lick the boot, then really why are you in politics lol? Everything is a cycle of just getting stomped on so why do you want to lose to it over and over, just submit like me, I'm very intelligent.
What if Trump is the next Hadrian?

blue squares
Sep 28, 2007

It is so insulting that every single debate the minority questioners are only allowed to ask about minority issues

Samuel Clemens
Oct 4, 2013

I think we should call the Avengers.

mannerup posted:

did he seriously just slip up there with Canada

The plan to build a Canadian wall wasn't supposed to be revealed until the general.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
Suck it Canada. You're going to pay for all our glorious walls.

neutral milf hotel
Oct 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

CBJSprague24 posted:

Marco fixin to piss off a bunch of Puerto Ricans from his own state.

:thumbsup:

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY
Austerity works everytime!

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
lemon. wet. yuge.

CubsWoo
Aug 17, 2005

Where the big boys RAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGH FUCK YOU
Trump at 68% on the Drudge poll already lmao

khazar sansculotte
May 14, 2004

Yes Marco I'm sure that a Cuban complaining about Puerto Rican institutions will play well.

My Imaginary GF
Jul 17, 2005

by R. Guyovich

CubsWoo posted:

so how is a question about puerto rico bankruptcy going to be steered to talk about trump's casinos

"Puerto Rico wouldn't be bankrupt if they had a Trump Casino & Hotel."

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
Uh, what budget plans Marco

fknlo
Jul 6, 2009


Fun Shoe

Dahn posted:

Canada not sending enough drugs, get your act together Canada.

Trump has obviously never seen Super Troopers.

XboxPants
Jan 30, 2006

Steven doesn't want me watching him sleep anymore.

Salvor_Hardin posted:



pretend I photoshoped cruz and rubio on the germs.

So what you're saying is, come the general election vs Clinton, he'll be... indestructible?

Shammypants
May 25, 2004

Let me tell you about true luxury.

Surprised we had time for "gently caress Puerto Rico" chat

Automata 10 Pack
Jun 21, 2007

Ten games published by Automata, on one cassette

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
I need another loving whiskey,.

Kasich 2016

Winkie01
Nov 28, 2004
https://twitter.com/joshrogin/status/703062669452902402

lol

Nix Panicus
Feb 25, 2007

God loving damnit Rubio.

You start off with "If you don't change how you run an organization, you're just going to go bankrupt again" AND HOW DO YOU NOT TURN TO DONALD AND GO "Am I right?"

Rubio you're loving pleb tier.

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007

Democrazy posted:

What if Trump is the next Hadrian?

so, gay as hell?

Brannock
Feb 9, 2006

by exmarx
Fallen Rib
Frankly the issue with illegal immigration would be much better solved by forcing employers to confirm employee citizenship than by a wall or anything, and heavily penalizing these who don't comply, but Trump is obviously pandering towards his idiot base

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
privatize puerto rico

Oiled and Ready
Oct 11, 2004

He wished it could be as respectable and orthodox as spying. But somehow in his hands the traditional tools and attitudes were always employed toward mean ends: cloak for a laundry sack, dagger to peel potatoes, dossiers to fill up dead Sunday afternoons ...

SNAKES N CAKES posted:

Yes, and if Rubio were any good he'd have corrected him.

He immediately caught himself and made it a joke though???

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Beforehand
Oct 14, 2012

blue squares posted:

It is so insulting that every single debate the minority questioners are only allowed to ask about minority issues

It should stay that way, but they're only allowed to ask about other minorities (the more stereotypical the questions, the better)

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