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My Imaginary GF posted:Marco Rubio: Isauricus Majorian posted:One that started out small but then got insanely big was the campaign for the Pontifex Maximus between Publius Lentulus Catulus and Publius Servilius Vatia Isauricus. They both were old, conservative, cranky aristocrats in the mid-1st century BC who were friends but then started running for the chief priest position. Then Caesar threw his hat into the ring for the position, and Vatia and Catulus each wanted to be the one to take the young philandering arrogant upstart down. So they squabbled and ended up destroying each other politically, while Caesar just waltzed away with the job.
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MaxxBot posted:It really does seem like Rubio is a robot with limited memory capacity that can only fit a certain number of pre-programmed attacks, you'd think his advisers would have new material rather than re-using stuff from last night. He really ought to hire some comedy writers three months ago
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Alfred P. Pseudonym posted:Literally everyone here is white so are you makes u think
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Nichael posted:Of course! They're just intimidated by his strong religious beliefs... If Hillary wins the Dem nomination, the GE is gonna have two candidates who will say or do anything they think voters will like, who both have decades of skeletons, are master media manipulators, and arent afraid to roll around in - actually they embrace - the dirt if called for. The second best timeline is going to own. I hope Hill and Trump murder their respective parties.
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Does not compute
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Xenophon posted:he's got nothin' Meanwhile, inside Rubio's head... 
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Feb 26, 2016 21:13
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I'm worried about a Trump-led military coup of the U.S.
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trump has a more than 0% chance of being president donald trump how
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I'm so sad there won't be a convention fight, but maybe it's for the best. No man was meant to live this high, this close to the sky. These magical moments had to end.
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Zoran posted:He really ought to hire some comedy writers Hiring legitimate comedy writers instead of whatever they got now would've saved even the weakest of the GOP campaigns. This is the election of who can land the funniest insult, and it's embarrassing that it's taken the GOP so long to realize. I just hope the Democrats get it. I don't get-at all-why he's such a pussy. Say no. Say you won't support him. The Republican base supports strongmen.
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has the guac bowl merchant weighed in on this yet?
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Nichael posted:It's not a bad attack, it's just flawed. His inheritance when his father died isn't what started his own wealth. However, the multitude of advantages that come with having a rich father certainly did make it a lot easier for him to succeed, that's obvious. Trump is not self-made. He's extremely far from that. Please let this primary end with elected officials from Team Rocket explaining inherited economic advantages and the fairness thereof into a microphone.
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Totalizator posted:It is now entirely possible that Cruz loses Texas, Kasich loses Ohio and Rubio loses Florida, leaving no way out for ratfucking. I think you mean that Cruz will lie about winning Texas, Florida, and Ohio.
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Vape America Great Again
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TheScott2K posted:Please let this primary end with elected officials from Team Rocket explaining inherited economic advantages and the fairness thereof into a microphone. Well, yeah, that's part of the problem. The Republicans refuse to give even just a little bit, and attack him from the left. There's so many obvious lines of attack here that they don't see or do see and refuse to take because of one misguided principle or another.
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Homer J. Fong posted:This is gonna end like the GoT episode where that dude got his head crushed in when he was about to win. RIP Marco Rubio A triumphant Marco Rubio straddles the corpse of the defeated Trump. "Jeb Bush," he screams. "Say his name! Say it!" Trump's mailed fist slams into the side of Rubio's face, and water sprays over the floor of the RNC convention. The very-much-alive Trump mounts Rubio. "Jeb Bush. I humiliated him. I insulted his brother. And I crushed his head in LIKE THIS!" Rubio's skull bursts like a water balloon. The GOP establishment crowd gasps in amazement. Reince Priebus wails in terror and agony.
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Eschers Basement posted:I'm so sad there won't be a convention fight, but maybe it's for the best. No man was meant to live this high, this close to the sky. These magical moments had to end. There will be yooge, beautiful, magical new moments that are simply too bizarre for us to even conceive of at this point.
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Blasmeister posted:it's not likely to be anything actually big, it's just attention-grabbing tactics. wew
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Hail, Trump! We who are about to deport salute you!
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Disillusionist posted:A triumphant Marco Rubio straddles the corpse of the defeated Trump. "Jeb Bush," he screams. "Say his name! Say it!"
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Donald Trump is the living embodiment of the modern Republican party, right down to the fake veneer of religion. It would be fitting for him to battle the living embodiment of the modern Democratic party.
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Nichael posted:Reince as Ellaria Sand works so well. kisses trump, wipes poison off lips, drinks
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The book written about this primary will be amazing.
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Not a Step posted:Donald Trump is the living embodiment of the modern Republican party, right down to the fake veneer of religion. It would be fitting for him to battle the living embodiment of the modern Democratic party. This American localization of Godzilla is Great
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Schnorkles posted:The book written about this primary will be amazing. The book burnings as a result of this primary will also be amazing
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Please please let me sign up for Trump University, please please Donald show me how this is done
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Pick posted:Please please let me sign up for Trump University, please please Donald show me how this is done One weird trick to destroy the republican party
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Schnorkles posted:The book written about this primary will be amazing. It should be 17 volumes
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Schnorkles posted:The book written about this primary will be amazing. I keep thinking that, like I'm halfway through The Bully Pulpit and I keep thinking "I can't wait for the equivalent of this, but for 2016."
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Not a Step posted:Donald Trump is the living embodiment of the modern Republican party, right down to the fake veneer of religion. It would be fitting for him to battle the living embodiment of the modern Democratic party. And that's the most ironic thing about it all. He's the Republican party distilled to its hosed up essence. When the elite of the GOP complain about him, none of them realize they've slowly made him for the past thirty years. DAD LOST MY IPOD posted:kisses trump, wipes poison off lips, drinks
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 BREAKING NEWS: Jeb Bush, dressed in gimp costume and on all fours, is dragged out onto stage by Donald Trump by dog leash, and will muffle out his endorsement through the gagball stuffed into his mouth
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Has anyone made a thisfuckingelection.com compilation for this cycle? It would have to be like 10x as long.
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