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Truther Vandross
Jun 17, 2008


so basically Total Divas from the perspective of John Cena

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Lady Naga
Apr 25, 2008

Voyons Donc!

Aesop Poprock posted:

Besides Low Ki already got that role



See? Low Ki is ratty and dorky enough to make it work.

ICHIBAHN
Feb 21, 2007

by Cyrano4747
It doesn't work, he looked like a total goof

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

ICHIBAHN posted:

It doesn't work, he looked like a total goof

and got fired for it.

ICHIBAHN
Feb 21, 2007

by Cyrano4747
He did? From WWE? I was referring to his matches in njpw where he wore a suit.

Keg
Sep 22, 2014
Low Ki was one of those guys who bought into his badass guy gimmick in spite of being a big baby in real life like Tazz, right?

El Gallinero Gros
Mar 17, 2010

ICHIBAHN posted:

He did? From WWE? I was referring to his matches in njpw where he wore a suit.

No, NJPW fired him for it. They didn't approve the cosplay.

Lady Naga
Apr 25, 2008

Voyons Donc!

ICHIBAHN posted:

It doesn't work, he looked like a total goof

So does Agent 47 :ssh:

NienNunb
Feb 15, 2012

New Japan overreacted, that suit was cool and that match was god tier.

Electric Lady
Mar 21, 2010

To be victorious
you must find glory
in the little things
I imagine it was less about the suit.

Super No Vacancy
Jul 26, 2012

the hitman games are fun but agent 47 looks stupid as heck and it is stupid to cosplay as him or star as him in a movie because you look stupid

Keg
Sep 22, 2014
It's probably fun to compliment every bald white guy wearing a suit at comic conventions on their Moby cosplay

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
Agent 47 looks so dumb!

*sees him being suave as poo poo with ladies in hot tubs*

Look how stupid he looks!

*Agent 47 is hanging out with hot bondage nuns*

I'll never clean my room!

*you yell at your step-dad who is Agent 47*



Basically what I'm saying is Low Ki had sex with your mother.

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

BROCK LESBIAN posted:

Agent 47 looks so dumb!

*sees him being suave as poo poo with ladies in hot tubs*

Look how stupid he looks!

*Agent 47 is hanging out with hot bondage nuns*

I'll never clean my room!

*you yell at your step-dad who is Agent 47*



Basically what I'm saying is Low Ki had sex with your mother.

Does anyone have lowki.gif

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost
Nevermind

HOTLANTA MAN
Jul 4, 2010

by Hand Knit
Lipstick Apathy

but that's a jpeg

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

This guy swooped in and had sex with all of our moms after Kevin Nash was done.

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

BROCK LESBIAN posted:

This guy swooped in and had sex with all of our moms after Kevin Nash was done.

so what you're saying is he still had to cruiser-wait

Angular Landbury
Oct 24, 2011

MAGGLE.

Oh my loving god his mouth is extending like a Xenomorph's.

21 Hoot Salute
Feb 8, 2005

Night-time, turn around
Lonely is the city tonight
Night-time, all around
Lonely in the city tonight




https://twitter.com/SeanMooneyKVOA/status/703361838537379840

:3:

sticklefifer
Nov 11, 2003

by VideoGames
Is there an Old School Raw coming up?

astrollinthepork
Sep 24, 2007

When you come at the king, you best not miss, snitch

HE KNOWS

sticklefifer posted:

Is there an Old School Raw coming up?

Nope. That is done for.

Chewy Bitems
Dec 25, 2012

PIIIISSSSSSSS!!!!

astrollinthepork posted:

Nope. That is done for.

Really? Have they said this, or is it just assumed now?

That'd be disappointing, old-school raw could be good fun, though they have kinda ran it into the ground with the same old people and stuff.

astrollinthepork
Sep 24, 2007

When you come at the king, you best not miss, snitch

HE KNOWS
There was rumblings about budget cuts or some such last year that led to it getting axed but I've got nothing specific. I just know that from osmosis of the scoops.

Edit:
Brother

ijii
Mar 17, 2007
I'M APPARENTLY GAY AND MY POSTING SUCKS.
I'm saddened that Cesaro still needs to wear a sling. I guess his return is still far away.

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop
https://twitter.com/JimmyJacobsX/status/700439635567243266

The_Rob
Feb 1, 2007

Blah blah blah blah!!

There should be a bleeding Briscoe puppet hanging above him.

Germansimp
May 28, 2013




https://twitter.com/SeanMooneyKVOA/status/703432095159468032

Pete Gas return confirmed!

sticklefifer
Nov 11, 2003

by VideoGames
Dreamer looks like his whole existence hurts.

Keg
Sep 22, 2014

sticklefifer posted:

Dreamer looks like his whole existence hurts.

What the gently caress is wrong with his face?

Rand McNally
May 20, 2007

sticklefifer posted:

Dreamer looks like his whole existence hurts.

Tbf it probably does.

VileLL
Oct 3, 2015


lmao at the idea of dreamer having enough functioning brain tissue to feel pain

rovert
Jun 10, 2013
https://twitter.com/FightOwensFight/status/703769679714713601

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

it's sure as hell lost on me

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

It must be related to something Cornette said disparagingly about him but I don't know the specifics.

crime fighting hog
Jun 29, 2006

I only pray, Heaven knows when to lift you out

Cavauro posted:

It must be related to something Cornette said disparagingly about him but I don't know the specifics.



http://www.inquisitr.com/2145767/jim-cornette-on-beef-with-kevin-owens-he-did-everything-i-told-him-to-do/

“Apparently Kevin Steen — Kevin Owens — did an angle with John Cena, whose the biggest wrestling star in the world, so this is a big deal when you do something like that on national television. As big a deal as anything in wrestling is these days. And everybody just tweeted the picture and said, ‘See? See? See?’
“I guess it bears repeating one more time what my whole gripe or point of conflict has been with Kevin Steen over the past few years since I worked with him in Ring of Honor. I didn’t say the guy couldn’t wrestle. We made him the Ring of Honor World Champion for a year for Christ’s sake. It was style instead of substance. We made him world champion and he cuts a great promo and he had great matches. Pretty good athlete underneath there somewhere to be carrying all that excess weight. The problem is, he goes too far and he didn’t want to listen to anybody. He didn’t want to do what you asked him to do without endless argument and insisting on going too far. Not wanting to get in better shape. Not wanting to clean up his look. Constantly debating about same. And wanting to super kick the five-foot tall girl ring announcer in the face for a high spot. Or crashing through four tables or generally doing his own thing regardless of what the people employing him wanted him to do. [I said] that would doom him to working in front of four or five hundred people in a rec center the rest of his life. And apparently I was wrong.”

Wagrid
Mar 15, 2014

Just a perfectly normal farm hand.
I'm genuinely a little surprised that Jim Cornette admitted he was wrong. About anything. Ever. The guy is loving belligerent.

Angular Landbury
Oct 24, 2011

MAGGLE.
Even when he admits it though, it's surrounded by an aura of his whole "gently caress WHAT THIS BUSINESS HAS BECOME" mentality which is why Jim Cornette is bad but also great.

Jenny Angel
Oct 24, 2010

Out of Control
Hard to Regulate
Anything Goes!
Lipstick Apathy
EDIT: Wrong thread, sorry folks

Jenny Angel fucked around with this message at 05:03 on Feb 28, 2016

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NotQuiteQuentin
Jan 29, 2005

BIG OVER
College Slice
meanwhile cornette did a show in spartanburg, sc (the detroit of the south) tonight on a show full of 1980s nwa and 1990 wwe guys where he had a "battle of the sexes" with babydoll

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