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Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.

Dogfish posted:

Oh lol I can't believe I missed 'a bi bale cry!!'



At least I don't Come-By-Chance, unlike some I could mention.

Don't be such a Dildo, or I'll have my Two Brothers hit you right in your Punekeydoodle Corners!

Bonus: Best non-burnt toast Heritage Minute: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AYi3O0ywY6k

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I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008

insufficient guns
May 4, 2009

personally, I would
like to fuck Wall-E

  :h: :roboluv: :h:
From Facebook: Khayden


This is getting out of hand.

Space Cob
Jan 24, 2006

a pilot on fire is not fit to fly
I saw the name of a two year old on my work computer today.

Sevyn

Imperialist Dog
Oct 21, 2008

"I think you could better spend your time on finishing your editing before the deadline today."
\
:backtowork:
I was assessing kids to find out which remedial class to sort them into today:

Jaykle

Lady Disdain
Jan 14, 2013


are you yet living?
Just read an academic article by someone called Chew Poon.

Also, there's been a lot on the news lately about a baby who was shaken to death. His name was Crysis.



I know the spelling's off, but Sevin is a common name in Turkey.

Lady Disdain has a new favorite as of 10:54 on Feb 23, 2016

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty
All I can think of is that season of Married With Children where they added the cute cousin to the household named Seven because he had six older siblings. They even made jokes about him disappearing without a trace in later seasons.

Lady Disdain
Jan 14, 2013


are you yet living?
Ayesia, pronounced Asia.

DemonDarkhorse
Nov 5, 2011

It's probably not tobacco. You just need to start wiping front-to-back from now on.
Toddler by the name of Major Swagg.

Almost forgot "Giovaughni"

Crocoswine
Aug 20, 2010

Fruntzy Crunklus

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
Aubrey Drake Graham

uranium grass
Jan 15, 2005

A former friend of another friend back in my hometown. They just had another child, and for some inscrutable reason, named her 'Calikay'. I assume it has something to do with her mom's boner for California. :prepop:

Emily Spinach
Oct 21, 2010

:)
It’s 🌿Garland🌿!😯😯😯 No…🙅 I am become😤 😈CHAOS👿! MMMMH😋 GHAAA😫
Middle name given to the newborn son of a friend of my sister: Hisure. I can't even figure out the source.

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.

meiram posted:

Middle name given to the newborn son of a friend of my sister: Hisure. I can't even figure out the source.

"Hisure it's mine!" ...?

venus de lmao
Apr 30, 2007

Call me "pixeltits"

meiram posted:

Middle name given to the newborn son of a friend of my sister: Hisure. I can't even figure out the source.

Google yields three Chinese companies making three different things in three different places: a biotech firm in Jinhua that manufactures histology products (so probably tissue samples and things like that), a PVC manufacturer in Qingdao, and a cable maker in Shenzhen.

So maybe they're really into Chinese industry.

e: as far as I can tell, it's not a Chinese word, either.

gentle pete
Feb 21, 2015

by Nyc_Tattoo
Just met a guy named Jesus. Pronounced "Hey-zoos", though. :confused:

Dogfish
Nov 4, 2009

gentle pete posted:

Just met a guy named Jesus. Pronounced "Hey-zoos", though. :confused:

I just met a girl called Rachel, but she pronounced it "RAY-chel." :confused:

Emily Spinach
Oct 21, 2010

:)
It’s 🌿Garland🌿!😯😯😯 No…🙅 I am become😤 😈CHAOS👿! MMMMH😋 GHAAA😫

bringmyfishback posted:

"Hisure it's mine!" ...?

Ha, maybe.

Bertrand Hustle posted:

Google yields three Chinese companies making three different things in three different places: a biotech firm in Jinhua that manufactures histology products (so probably tissue samples and things like that), a PVC manufacturer in Qingdao, and a cable maker in Shenzhen.

So maybe they're really into Chinese industry.

e: as far as I can tell, it's not a Chinese word, either.

Yeah, that's what I'd found. I wouldn't have picked her for a Chinese industry super fan, or to get knocked up by one, but I also haven't seen her in nearly a decade so who knows?

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

PARTY ALL NIGHT

EAT BRAINS ALL DAY


Grammarson

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010


Yeah OK but who said he'd what?

razorrozar
Feb 21, 2012

by Cyrano4747

why does everyone pretend newborns are cute

they look like potatoes

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

My very British, very white cousin apparently named his child Keanu.

Antifreeze Head
Jun 6, 2005

It begins
Pillbug
woah

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:


Most excellent.

VoteTedJameson
Jan 10, 2014

And stack the four!
It is March 2nd and nameoftheyear.com has not posted their 2016 brackets yet. I am mad at them.
Almost as mad as when I submitted the name "Snookie Catholique" last year and they didn't put it in the brackets. Not cool, guys. :colbert:

Lady Disdain
Jan 14, 2013


are you yet living?
Wrilee.

BlueKingBar
Jan 25, 2016

Hey guys let's just literally never talk to me again maybe that'll fix things
I remember once in college, the woman who served me ice cream in the little convenience store next to the cafeteria had a name tag that said "Precyous". :psyduck:

Also, I have a good friend from Brazil named Cleverson. Apparently his dad is the equivalent of a weeb, but replace Japan with the US, so he thought it'd be cool to name each of his male children "[adjective] son".

Crocoswine
Aug 20, 2010

changin' my name to Radson

marshmallow creep
Dec 10, 2008

I've been sitting here for 5 mins trying to think of a joke to make but I just realised the animators of Mass Effect already did it for me

Danyellel

ElwoodCuse
Jan 11, 2004

we're puttin' the band back together

gentle pete posted:

Just met a guy named Jesus. Pronounced "Hey-zoos", though. :confused:

I look Puerto Rican to you? He said "Hey, Zeus!"

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon

subpar anachronism posted:

A former friend of another friend back in my hometown. They just had another child, and for some inscrutable reason, named her 'Calikay'. I assume it has something to do with her mom's boner for California. :prepop:

Why not just "Cali", why the "kay".

Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat
What kind of parent names their kid Shtently??

Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat
Grordten???? :gonk:

Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat
Skiptpy.

m2pt5
May 18, 2005

THAT GOD DAMN MOSQUITO JUST KEEPS COMING BACK

gentle pete posted:

Just met a guy named Jesus. Pronounced "Hey-zoos", though. :confused:

In the cartoon Gravity Falls, there's a character named Soos, which seems to be short for Jesus.

Crocoswine
Aug 20, 2010

m2pt5 posted:

In the cartoon Gravity Falls, there's a character named Soos, which seems to be short for Jesus.

not seems, it is :v:

Crocoswine
Aug 20, 2010

Also, Scrumpkin Porchlinks

AlistairCookie
Apr 1, 2010

I am a Dinosaur
Brogan. (5-ish year old kid's name tag at a birthday party.)

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LSD at the gangbang
Dec 27, 2009

I overhead a woman complaining about how stupid her granddaughter Couper's name is. She sounded like she was Minnesotan, so it was adorable indignation.

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