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Morter
Jul 1, 2006

:ninja:
Gift for the grind, criminal mind shifty

Swift with the 9 through a 59FIFTY
Money can't buy you happiness, but it can buy you time with smart people who you torture with your stupidity

(and attract a slew of numbskulls to watch it, live)

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Apoplexy
Mar 9, 2003

by Shine
White guy, white guy, white guy, white guy, white guy. Yep, checks out!

ozza
Oct 23, 2008

High tech computer simulated composite of the Anthony Cumia Show audience:

(on right, obviously)

Apoplexy
Mar 9, 2003

by Shine
Speaking of Bobo,

https://twitter.com/bobo103nyc/status/702987903467692032

ozza
Oct 23, 2008

Apoplexy posted:

Speaking of Bobo,


I take it back. Bobo is smarter than the average Cumia Show audience member.

Mad Doctor Cthulhu
Mar 3, 2008

jyrka posted:

Ladies and gentlemen, the audience of the Anthony Cumia Show:



...says it all, really.

This is loving depressing.

CrashCat
Jan 10, 2003

another shit post


Mad Doctor Cthulhu posted:

...says it all, really.

This is loving depressing.
Anyone have a pic of the occasional old O&A audience for comparison? I'm guessing it's only marginally better

Buffalo squeeze
Dec 19, 2010

Oh noble brogy. Overflowing with meaty wisdom and secret sauce.

CrashCat posted:

Anyone have a pic of the occasional old O&A audience for comparison? I'm guessing it's only marginally better

It's probably the same people from 10 years ago.

JFC
Oct 16, 2003

Jesus F Christ
Finger Lickin' God
I think it was Mooch on R&F that derisively called the O&A audience "The Black T-Shirts". Ant's version of Brown Shirts I guess.

Stotty
Apr 5, 2004

ozza posted:

I take it back. Bobo is smarter than the average Cumia Show audience member.

https://twitter.com/BrianSJohnson32/status/703001755907284992

https://twitter.com/yakov456/status/703001452847964160

Morter
Jul 1, 2006

:ninja:
Gift for the grind, criminal mind shifty

Swift with the 9 through a 59FIFTY
I have nothing personally against Janice but I hope she stops calling one day. She does that flipping HYUKHYUKHYUKHYUK even when she's being introduced, like the worst kind of Jocktober-esque fake laughing.

It's seriously not fun, especially minutes at a time. It's like being punished with a laugh track.

An Enormous Boner
Jul 12, 2009

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ul9nRuXmtTM

The intro to this is one of the more embarrassing things I've seen in a while.

Chromatic
Jan 21, 2005

You guys ready to hear a satanic song?
Jay Oakerson is that Korn fan from the late 90's who never grew out of it. He's definitely funny and I enjoy the Bonfire though.

Speaking of which, I'm a few weeks behind on the bonfire and I'm starting to hear rumblings from fans that they think the show is getting bad. Way too much porn talk and gibberish from Jay. Hoping it isn't true.

Caesarian Sectarian
Oct 19, 2004

...

Morter posted:

I have nothing personally against Janice but I hope she stops calling one day. She does that flipping HYUKHYUKHYUKHYUK even when she's being introduced, like the worst kind of Jocktober-esque fake laughing.

It's seriously not fun, especially minutes at a time. It's like being punished with a laugh track.

It's the worst when a caller becomes a "regular" and will literally call in for no reason.

Morter
Jul 1, 2006

:ninja:
Gift for the grind, criminal mind shifty

Swift with the 9 through a 59FIFTY

Chromatic posted:

Jay Oakerson is that Korn fan from the late 90's who never grew out of it. He's definitely funny and I enjoy the Bonfire though.

Speaking of which, I'm a few weeks behind on the bonfire and I'm starting to hear rumblings from fans that they think the show is getting bad. Way too much porn talk and gibberish from Jay. Hoping it isn't true.

I love Fat Guy & Waterhead but just like (non-comedian) interviews on R&F/Bennington, I'll skip over porn talk because it drags on for like 45 minutes.

CrashCat
Jan 10, 2003

another shit post


Morter posted:

I have nothing personally against Janice but I hope she stops calling one day. She does that flipping HYUKHYUKHYUKHYUK even when she's being introduced, like the worst kind of Jocktober-esque fake laughing.

It's seriously not fun, especially minutes at a time. It's like being punished with a laugh track.
Considering she is treated like someone beloved but I never heard a single good contribution from her, I just assumed someone must be trying to get in her pants. In retrospect that doesn't make much sense so it's probably just out of habit now

Caesarian Sectarian
Oct 19, 2004

...

CrashCat posted:

Considering she is treated like someone beloved but I never heard a single good contribution from her, I just assumed someone must be trying to get in her pants. In retrospect that doesn't make much sense so it's probably just out of habit now

She's a mentally ill old lady who sends them presents, that is why.

onemillionzombies
Apr 27, 2014

I think the bonfire is great, the porn stuff is fine because they're usually funny as hell when it comes up. The only aspect I don't like is when Jay is trying to explain something because he takes forever to say what he wants to say and stutters like crazy.

Mad Doctor Cthulhu
Mar 3, 2008

therealjon_ posted:

She's a mentally ill old lady who sends them presents, that is why.

Didn't she become popular because Ron needed someone to talk to while Fez was locking up/slowly going insane?

Morter
Jul 1, 2006

:ninja:
Gift for the grind, criminal mind shifty

Swift with the 9 through a 59FIFTY
No i'm 99.9% sure that she just sends them butte-tons of gifts and poo poo

Nyx
Mar 24, 2006

Like some cat from Japan
I think her husband died recently too, so they probably feel bad for her and let her ramble on because she has no one else to talk to.

Keg
Sep 22, 2014

Nick has insisted that he isn't a conservative, so I choose to believe that his opinions aren't driven by blind ideology and instead accept him as the biggest idiot retard ever.

Mad Doctor Cthulhu
Mar 3, 2008

Keg posted:

Nick has insisted that he isn't a conservative, so I choose to believe that his opinions aren't driven by blind ideology and instead accept him as the biggest idiot retard ever.

It's odd that Nick DiPaolo believes in bootstraps when the only work he gets is pity engagements like this. He's so odious when they had to choose between him and Artie Lange relapsing, they choose Artie.

Keg
Sep 22, 2014
He's well into his 50s and still holds onto his identity as a highschool quarterback. His existence is the punchline to a hack joke.

godface zillah
Nov 18, 2012

jyrka posted:

Ladies and gentlemen, the audience of the Anthony Cumia Show:



Looks like the waiting room for a methadone clinic. I also like big A off to the side looking thoughtful.

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003


He got so admittedly buttmad that Bill Nye the smartypants science man actually got a quick jab in after Nick said he flunked out of college and Bill said something to the effect of "surprise surprise." I'm not even sure why Bill said that so early on, yet had the patience of saint after Nick started frothing at the mouth about liberal boogeymen.

He had nothing to bring to the table but "you libs just want to tax me!!" Like, get some perspective on the world beyond the confines of whatever comedy club you're working that week and what you see on Fox News. What a bitter old man.

Apoplexy
Mar 9, 2003

by Shine
To quote Reddit: It looks like a holding cell for sex offenders.

Both screens.

T Bowl
Feb 6, 2006

Shut up DUMMY

onemillionzombies posted:

The only aspect I don't like is when Jay is trying to explain something because he takes forever to say what he wants to say

Radio time filler tactic 101.

Under the vegetable
Nov 2, 2004

by Smythe

CrashCat posted:

Considering she is treated like someone beloved but I never heard a single good contribution from her, I just assumed someone must be trying to get in her pants. In retrospect that doesn't make much sense so it's probably just out of habit now

ron immediately finds a way to end the call asap every time she's let through. she's just a sweet old lady who has no friends who tries to love a radio show.

Mad Doctor Cthulhu
Mar 3, 2008

Smugworth posted:

He got so admittedly buttmad that Bill Nye the smartypants science man actually got a quick jab in after Nick said he flunked out of college and Bill said something to the effect of "surprise surprise." I'm not even sure why Bill said that so early on, yet had the patience of saint after Nick started frothing at the mouth about liberal boogeymen.

He had nothing to bring to the table but "you libs just want to tax me!!" Like, get some perspective on the world beyond the confines of whatever comedy club you're working that week and what you see on Fox News. What a bitter old man.

I'm now curious on how much Nick DiPaolo actually makes. He had a radio show once with Artie, so maybe he got some six figure contract (if that), but I can't imagine he pulls in much given how much he sucks. It's not like being on the Ant Show is getting in the way of any real engagements, you know.

Apoplexy
Mar 9, 2003

by Shine
https://www.reddit.com/r/opieandanthony/comments/47u1z6/youre_delusional/

[sound clip of Kelsey Grammar falling and going OH DEAR LORD]

Chromatic
Jan 21, 2005

You guys ready to hear a satanic song?
Someone is drunk again.

livingfruitvirus
Nov 20, 2002

Grrr
East Side Dave talks about Opie.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xop3laGzwdk

Stokes
Jun 13, 2003

Maybe Kris can come in, and we can throw M-80s at his asshole.

Apoplexy posted:

https://www.reddit.com/r/opieandanthony/comments/47u1z6/youre_delusional/

[sound clip of Kelsey Grammar falling and going OH DEAR LORD]

Man, even Danny has joined in on the bashing.

Tr33
May 26, 2007

Love is a tiny lion holding a donut!
Does Dave not understnad he's scary as poo poo and doesnt pull the numbers he thinks he does? Ron's been telling him for years he's burning his bridges. I don't know what he expects Opie to do for him.

Edit: Of course he doesn't get it, it's amazing to watch.

Snacksmaniac
Jan 12, 2008

Apoplexy posted:

https://www.reddit.com/r/opieandanthony/comments/47u1z6/youre_delusional/

[sound clip of Kelsey Grammar falling and going OH DEAR LORD]

"Don't listen then."

Under the vegetable
Nov 2, 2004

by Smythe

Tr33 posted:

Does Dave not understnad he's scary as poo poo and doesnt pull the numbers he thinks he does? Ron's been telling him for years he's burning his bridges. I don't know what he expects Opie to do for him.

Edit: Of course he doesn't get it, it's amazing to watch.

Dave is genuinely mentally unwell and it rules.

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003


Under the vegetable posted:

Dave is genuinely mentally unwell and it rules.

ozza
Oct 23, 2008

Truly this is the show that keeps on giving.

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jyrka
Jan 21, 2005


Potato Count: 2 small potatoes
I love reading the meltdowns about how much they're not bothered these comedian-types keep having.

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