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GnarlyCharlie4u
Sep 23, 2007

I have an unhealthy obsession with motorcycles.

Proof

Casu Marzu posted:



Cheeseburger from Husk in Nashville. This was by loving far the best burger I've had in my life.

This place is on my bucket list.

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Casu Marzu
Oct 20, 2008

Tyson Tomko posted:

I need to go to Culvers more often (wife doesn't like it that much) and damnnnnnnnnnnnn that first burger looks amazing. Those potato dealios look fantastic too. Yes and yes please!

Culvers is my fav fast food in the state. I have noticed that ones outside the state aren't as good sometimes. IDK what they did at Husk, but those potato wedges were fuckin god-tier. I would have gladly eaten an entire basket of em.

GnarlyCharlie4u posted:

This place is on my bucket list.

gently caress yeah. This was my first time at the Nashville location, but I've eaten at the Charleston one a few times and it's been amazing food every time. The prices aren't terrible either.

TheKevman
Dec 13, 2003
I thought Mad Max: Fury Road was
:mediocre:
so you should probably ignore anything else I say

My parents got me a Kitchen Aid stand mixer for Christmas with the pasta attachment and meat grinder attachment and holy poo poo what a revelation. I've been messing around with a combination of boneless short ribs and top sirloin with a few pieces of bacon mixed in and frying them up on my cast iron grill pan and good god it's incredible.

The beef flavor you get when switching from the 'standard' cuts to different ones is absolutely insane. I want to dry grinding oxtails as I've heard it's supposed to be unreal.

Laserface
Dec 24, 2004

Burgers turned out good. no pics as was busy socialising but:

1kg made 8 good patties
heaps of salt and pepper


patties could have been thinner and flatter and made 2-3 more instead of the monsters we had.

GnarlyCharlie4u
Sep 23, 2007

I have an unhealthy obsession with motorcycles.

Proof

TheKevman posted:

I want to dry grinding oxtails as I've heard it's supposed to be unreal.

oh my god I can't wait to get married.
My kitchen is gonna be AWESOME.

What are some good burger-related items I can put on my registry?

Norns
Nov 21, 2011

Senior Shitposting Strategist

GnarlyCharlie4u posted:

oh my god I can't wait to get married.
My kitchen is gonna be AWESOME.

What are some good burger-related items I can put on my registry?

Cast iron

GnarlyCharlie4u
Sep 23, 2007

I have an unhealthy obsession with motorcycles.

Proof

Norns posted:

Cast iron

I'm pretty well covered there. With the exception of fajita skillets.

Crazyeyes
Nov 5, 2009

If I were human, I believe my response would be: 'go to hell'.

Shooting Blanks
Jun 6, 2007

Real bullets mess up how cool this thing looks.

-Blade



^^ That's awesome. ^^

Flash Gordon Ramsay
Sep 28, 2004

Grimey Drawer
Aren't you supposed to put your own burger in one of those squares

WTF BEES
Feb 26, 2004

I think I just hit a creature?
Want that chaotic evil burg.

blacquethoven
Nov 29, 2003
bouta make a burg


woops its upside down for some reason

blacquethoven fucked around with this message at 18:33 on Feb 25, 2016

beerinator
Feb 21, 2003

blacquethoven posted:

bouta make a burg


woops its upside down for some reason

Australian burger. Nice!

GnarlyCharlie4u
Sep 23, 2007

I have an unhealthy obsession with motorcycles.

Proof
I burged.


Elevation Burger's Vertigo burger. It was okay. This was the cheesy side, there was no cheese on the other half of the burger. Most of the cheese was melted off and stuck to the container.

Fender Anarchist
May 20, 2009

Fender Anarchist

just moved to a new place, roommate's out for the night so i burg'd

its an electric stove which i haven't cooked on in 10,000 years. its annoying cause my techniques for like rice don't seem to work at all, but ol' ironsides never lets me down, and i'd wager it's actually better cause the coil heats the pan more evenly than a single ring of gas flame



kept it simple for an inaugural apartmentburg; just a touch of everglades seasoning on the raw meat, cheese and black pepper to finish



i am a man of simple tastes. that said i truly believe the best burg is the one you make.

thank you for your time.

Tyson Tomko
May 8, 2005

The Problem Solver.

Having eaten MANY burgs on plain or toasted bread I definitely respect that burger. It sucks when bread is all you have but hey it's better than nothing.

In fact here's one I posted about last May in this very thread. I even went the extra mile and used a heel (pardon the mega cheap slice of cheese). Sure it's not gorgeous but it tasted drat fine. (Common sense/pro work tip, don't microwave a burger and bun/bread at same time, heat up the burger separate and toast the bread/bun if a toaster is available)


(Your cool glass plate was way more stylish than my work styrofoam one. Also the patty is thicker than you think here)

Tyson Tomko fucked around with this message at 04:39 on Feb 26, 2016

Aaronicon
Oct 2, 2010

A BLOO BLOO ANYONE I DISAGREE WITH IS A "BAD PERSON" WHO DESERVES TO DIE PLEEEASE DONT FALL ALL OVER YOURSELF WHITEWASHING THEM A BLOO BLOO

Laserface posted:

Im making burgers for my housemates tonight and am on the hunt for a good recipe.

I work at a club and our head chef gave me a recipe but I am dubious of its quality.

specifically just want the patty recipe as its DIY burgs but Im supplying all ingredients.

recipe I got:
500g Pork mince
500g Beef Mince
8 slices white bread no crust soaked in water
125g grated parmesan
parsley
2 eggs

mix together, pan fry slowly to preference.

thoughts?


bunch of amerigoons just got introduced to the proud rissole burg :australia:

i'd say about 95%+ of all homemade burgs here are of what the americans call a 'meatloaf' style burg. they're not terrible but i'm all for the meat-salt-pepper-smash variety becoming more popular, even though rissole burgs are superior cold on bread the day after

Scornful Sexbot
Sep 24, 2007


Dinosaur Gum
Got a millennial burger yesterday. Bun, meat, cheese were all locally source farm to table etc etc. More importantly, it was delicious. Just topped with onion/bacon jam and cheddar. Wish I had taken a pic of the inside, which was a perfect medium rare with a crunchy, crusty exterior. I may be dealing with a lot of confused self-loathing about my arguably hipster status, but it was a fine burger.

Gaz2k21
Sep 1, 2006

MEGALA---WHO??!!??
I had to grab a quick lunch so hit up Maccy D's for a bacon clubhouse it's a drat good fast food burg, possibly even better than a Big Mac.

Jamsta
Dec 16, 2006

Oh you want some too? Fuck you!

Gaz2k21 posted:

I had to grab a quick lunch so hit up Maccy D's for a bacon clubhouse it's a drat good fast food burg, possibly even better than a Big Mac.

Had my second one of those last night, definitely better than the Big Mac. Slightly better than the quarterpounder.

Norns
Nov 21, 2011

Senior Shitposting Strategist

Haven't had one yet. Will report back, possibly tonight. Haven't burged in a bit.

I should probably make some at home tbh

Proust Malone
Apr 4, 2008

Tyson Tomko posted:

Having eaten MANY burgs on plain or toasted bread I definitely respect that burger. It sucks when bread is all you have but hey it's better than nothing.

In fact here's one I posted about last May in this very thread. I even went the extra mile and used a heel (pardon the mega cheap slice of cheese). Sure it's not gorgeous but it tasted drat fine. (Common sense/pro work tip, don't microwave a burger and bun/bread at same time, heat up the burger separate and toast the bread/bun if a toaster is available)


(Your cool glass plate was way more stylish than my work styrofoam one. Also the patty is thicker than you think here)

Bread it totally fine just butter and grill that poo poo patty melt style. Especially good with a good sourdough or a light rye.

Tyson Tomko
May 8, 2005

The Problem Solver.

Ron Jeremy posted:

Bread it totally fine just butter and grill that poo poo patty melt style. Especially good with a good sourdough or a light rye.

:hellyeah: I could not agree more. I had a turkey burger for lunch today (free lunch at work because of how busy it is) and it was served patty melt style and I must say it was pretty tasty.

beerinator
Feb 21, 2003


I ate this thing.

Flash Gordon Ramsay
Sep 28, 2004

Grimey Drawer
My god

Proust Malone
Apr 4, 2008

beerinator posted:



I ate this thing.

:vince:

Norns
Nov 21, 2011

Senior Shitposting Strategist

beerinator posted:



I ate this thing.

Fuckkkkkkkkk need this

Jamsta
Dec 16, 2006

Oh you want some too? Fuck you!

beerinator posted:



I ate this thing.

im triggered

Esposito
Apr 5, 2003

Sic transit gloria. Maybe we'll meet again someday, when the fighting stops.
Browsing this thread at work made me want to dive in, so I made my first burger(s) in years. I think I made the patties a bit too thick/didn't cook them for long enough. They looked great on the outside but were a little too red in the middle. Still delicious. Other things I would change is trimming the cheese for aesthetics, because it totally covered my patty and I couldn't see the meat. Also, the supermarket burger buns disintegrated within a minute and were totally useless. I will need to work on that part of things





Thank you thread for the great examples!

Proust Malone
Apr 4, 2008

Esposito posted:

Browsing this thread at work made me want to dive in, so I made my first burger(s) in years. I think I made the patties a bit too thick/didn't cook them for long enough. They looked great on the outside but were a little too red in the middle.

Smash that burger homey. Smokin hot cast iron and smash it down. Even better, you can get two patties out of the same amount of meat and you've doubled the amount of delicious browned bits.

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless


RAPID DEPLOYMENT BACON BURG SYSTEM ASSEMBLED



CHECJ

LOAD INTO FRIDGE



CHECK

WEEK OF BURGIN, NOTIFY THE CAPTAIN



NOTIFIED CAPATAINN!!!

P R E P A R E . T O . B U R G

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
~~ THE GREEDS ~~

2.5lb burg whatever percent doesn't even matter
like a half thing of bacon all chopped up
salt pepper powder of onion, garlic and ehm ess gee
circles of pepper jack or other cz
slices of raw onion
8 small buns because I'm not one of those gross PAWG weirdos


~~ BECOME BURG OK ~~

Make fukken pattie (mix in the bacon doi) broil real close real hot (BROIL NUMBAH ONE) for six minutes each side, use a rack you fucko*

Take it out, put on onions piles, put on cheese hat

Put it in the oven until the hat fits on the head


~~ PLATING ~~

Haha today is opposite day I posted the plating first L@@K UP ^^^




































* Don't you dare get out a goddamn pan this is RAPID DEPLOYMENT

raton fucked around with this message at 02:21 on Feb 27, 2016

ogopogo
Jul 16, 2006
Remember: no matter where you go, there you are.

beerinator posted:



I ate this thing.

drat that's a rude burger

Gwaihir
Dec 8, 2009
Hair Elf

Esposito posted:

Browsing this thread at work made me want to dive in, so I made my first burger(s) in years. I think I made the patties a bit too thick/didn't cook them for long enough. They looked great on the outside but were a little too red in the middle. Still delicious. Other things I would change is trimming the cheese for aesthetics, because it totally covered my patty and I couldn't see the meat. Also, the supermarket burger buns disintegrated within a minute and were totally useless. I will need to work on that part of things





Thank you thread for the great examples!

Fattty burgs are totally fine, just keep flipping them every 30 seconds or so. They'll cook faster, more evenly, and you won't risk burning them on one side while still getting a good crust.

Illinois Smith
Nov 15, 2003

Ninety-one? There are ninety other "Tiger Drivers"? Do any involve actual tigers, or driving?
Those buns gave me flashbacks to the few times my mom made us burgs as a kid. At least put them in the pan / oven a bit before assembly. It won't help much but may keep your burg from falling apart as soon as you touch it.

THE MACHO MAN
Nov 15, 2007

...Carey...

draw me like one of your French Canadian girls

beerinator posted:



I ate this thing.

hot damnnnnnnn look at that crust

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
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beerinator posted:



I ate this thing.

motherfucker wanted it too

Torquemada
Oct 21, 2010

Drei Gläser
I bought a grinder attachment for the express purpose of making my own burg mince out of whatever the gently caress looks good in Hill & Szrok (my butcher homies).

Left, 2 spider steaks, right, a bavette.

Strips chilled in the freezer.

Ground once on a coarse blade.

Sized properly.

Pressed and seared in cast iron.

Toasted sesame brioche, plain jack cheese, yellow mustard.

Fried onions, ketchup.

Voila.

This tasted great, but the texture wasn't quite right, so next time I'll either use a fine blade, or grind it twice on the coarse one.

GnarlyCharlie4u
Sep 23, 2007

I have an unhealthy obsession with motorcycles.

Proof
Some serious burg game going on lately.

My meager contribution:

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Norns
Nov 21, 2011

Senior Shitposting Strategist

I love all of you

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