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oldpainless
Oct 30, 2009

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SpacePig
Apr 4, 2007

Hold that pose.
I've gotta get something.

paradoxGentleman posted:

This is a problem of their own making, but I can't help but be sorry for this poor schmuck.


One time I left an MP3 player full of anime theme songs with the volume turned all the way up by default once, and that was probably the most embarrassing thing that's happened to me. I can't imagine people finding something like porn that I hand-drew myself. Jesus.

TheRecogScene
Aug 22, 2010

I'm gonna miss you when you're gone.

SpacePig posted:

One time I left an MP3 player full of anime theme songs with the volume turned all the way up by default once, and that was probably the most embarrassing thing that's happened to me. I can't imagine people finding something like porn that I hand-drew myself. Jesus.

If he doesn't want anybody to associate him ever with that art, why did he put his name on the cover?

uranium grass
Jan 15, 2005


No place for negative thoughts here!

Annabel Pee
Dec 29, 2008

Soviet Commubot posted:

This was posted unironically.



The Military.

Lots of these aren't even true right? I cant see anything about Sandler online, and Stallone was clearly taking the piss in this article: http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2016/jan/11/sylvester-stallone-i-love-donald-trump/

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

SpacePig posted:

One time I left an MP3 player full of anime theme songs with the volume turned all the way up by default once, and that was probably the most embarrassing thing that's happened to me. I can't imagine people finding something like porn that I hand-drew myself. Jesus.

I was up way too late browsing the forums one night and closed my laptop with the thread still open, then got up the next morning and went to class. I opened my laptop, and what do I see but the "Ron Paul will make anime real" picture.

Devastated.

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

subpar anachronism posted:


No place for negative thoughts here!

Despite their many shortcomings, the Nazis did have pretty snazzy uniforms.

Cleretic
Feb 3, 2010
Probation
Can't post for 7 days!

poptart_fairy posted:

The historical accuracy of the film was pretty bogus though, but a lot of people get hung up on the actors involved rather than how it fudged relationships and altered how Lili's friends and loved ones reacted to her.

Yeah, this is more what I've heard. I haven't seen the movie, but apparently it really badly rewrites things that actually happened to a real person. And on top of that, I know it really struggles to depict the whole trans realization and experience in a way that actually resonates at all with how things actually are.

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

subpar anachronism posted:


No place for negative thoughts here!

:wtc: I don't want to hear about negative things, but I might vote for a guy who's entire debate strategy is saying negative things about his opponents.

Ytlaya
Nov 13, 2005

Picnic Princess posted:

I was up way too late browsing the forums one night and closed my laptop with the thread still open, then got up the next morning and went to class. I opened my laptop, and what do I see but the "Ron Paul will make anime real" picture.

Devastated.

Back in the summer of 2007 I was browsing the W&W subforum at my internship and some poster had "BIG AND BLACK" in large red text as his avatar and my supervisor walked in while I was looking at it. Fortunately I basically told the truth by saying it was a fitness forum and he proceeded to tell me about an ice fishing forum he frequents.

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.
Behead those who insult Trump!

Admiral Joeslop
Jul 8, 2010




Breaking news: Any black person caught on camera doing something illegal is part of BLM, therefore BLM is a bad group.









uranium grass
Jan 15, 2005

Dreddout posted:

:wtc: I don't want to hear about negative things, but I might vote for a guy who's entire debate strategy is saying negative things about his opponents.

It went on.

What ever!!!good luck!!!

GottaPayDaTrollToll
Dec 3, 2009

by Lowtax

Vargo posted:

Dennis Rodham.

Now I'm imagining him being confronted by Hillary, asking how her own brother could give her the ol' spicy keychain endorse Trump.

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


Question: would this be a good spot to post bizarre internet comments, or is there a separate thread for that?

Henchman of Santa
Aug 21, 2010

cash crab posted:

Question: would this be a good spot to post bizarre internet comments, or is there a separate thread for that?

This is their home

Lottery of Babylon
Apr 25, 2012

STRAIGHT TROPIN'

cash crab posted:

Question: would this be a good spot to post bizarre internet comments, or is there a separate thread for that?

dumbass americans. licking rich pigs rear end in a top hat and sucking capitalists balls is encoded in americans genes. It's a result of hundreds of generations of yanks being enslaved, handpicked, jungle-selected by a money-runned mentally genocidal jungle society where only the keenest slaves who excellerate at kissing the boss' nutsack were allowed to survive and live on. Yet they ironically call other countries ''dictatorships'' and their own slaves and serfs society ''the free world''.

Americans dont care about the truth, let along about being objective or perserving a sense of rightiousness. All americans have a Stockholm Syndrome encrypted in their DNA, programming them to identify themselves with the aggressors who control and abuse them. Not only do they collaborate with the tyrannical capitalists, they pay to go to seminars to learn to think and act like one with the prospect that one day they might finally climb to the top of the pyramid and be in the position to abuse and enslave others beneath them. THAT, is the dream of an American. THAT, is the truth face of the American Dream.

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


:v: Alright, then!

I can't find the other one I had, but I found this amusing in the middle of a comments section for a torrent of The Revenant.



Additionally:

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418

Lottery of Babylon posted:

dumbass americans. licking rich pigs rear end in a top hat and sucking capitalists balls is encoded in americans genes. It's a result of hundreds of generations of yanks being enslaved, handpicked, jungle-selected by a money-runned mentally genocidal jungle society where only the keenest slaves who excellerate at kissing the boss' nutsack were allowed to survive and live on. Yet they ironically call other countries ''dictatorships'' and their own slaves and serfs society ''the free world''.

Americans dont care about the truth, let along about being objective or perserving a sense of rightiousness. All americans have a Stockholm Syndrome encrypted in their DNA, programming them to identify themselves with the aggressors who control and abuse them. Not only do they collaborate with the tyrannical capitalists, they pay to go to seminars to learn to think and act like one with the prospect that one day they might finally climb to the top of the pyramid and be in the position to abuse and enslave others beneath them. THAT, is the dream of an American. THAT, is the truth face of the American Dream.

I'd call that a yes.

china bot
Sep 7, 2014

you listen HERE pal
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Plaster Town Cop
My 40-something year old cousin has recently transitioned from posting "you drat kids" memes and smarmy atheist rants to increasingly vague political posts like this:

Lottery of Babylon
Apr 25, 2012

STRAIGHT TROPIN'

RFC2324 posted:

I'd call that a yes.

Just want to say, I hate you Americans with every cell in my body. You people are mostly uneducated pieces of poo poo that do not understand your own method of governance. You will fall just as the Roman Empire and the British Empire, the Spanish Empire etc fell. Ignorant, fat, bigoted fucks.

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Wow, someone's cranky!

Byzantine
Sep 1, 2007

The Roman Empire lasted 1,480 years. See you guys in 3276 AD for the fall of America.

hyperhazard
Dec 4, 2011

I am the one lascivious
With magic potion niveous

Lottery of Babylon posted:

Just want to say, I hate you Americans with every cell in my body. You people are mostly uneducated pieces of poo poo that do not understand your own method of governance. You will fall just as the Roman Empire and the British Empire, the Spanish Empire etc fell. Ignorant, fat, bigoted fucks.
--Trump 2016

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418

Byzantine posted:

The Roman Empire lasted 1,480 years. See you guys in 3276 AD for the fall of America.

Even better, it spent part of that time as a theocracy, so it looks like America is on track.

Krispy Wafer
Jul 26, 2002

I shouted out "Free the exposed 67"
But they stood on my hair and told me I was fat

Grimey Drawer

Byzantine posted:

The Roman Empire lasted 1,480 years. See you guys in 3276 AD for the fall of America.

Only half lasted the full 1480 years. But you obviously know that.

Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨

Goosed it. posted:

It comes down to graduate study. Only universities can confer PhDs.

Is that the legislative definition? It used to be that only universities could confer degrees of any kind, until relatively recently.

I know at least one Ontario college is looking to be reclassified, I wonder what they'll offer doctorates in!

CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014

A true renaissance man


Not all universities offer PhDs.

grate deceiver
Jul 10, 2009

Just a funny av. Not a redtext or an own ok.

Fathis Munk posted:

The more I read about this guy the harder I want to punch that smug piece of poo poo.

So I scrolled down to the comments, and found this little cherry on top of the shitcake:
https://thedissolve.com/news/5185-our-favorite-ornery-interviews/#comment-1929690801

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Subjunctive posted:

Is that the legislative definition? It used to be that only universities could confer degrees of any kind, until relatively recently.

I know at least one Ontario college is looking to be reclassified, I wonder what they'll offer doctorates in!

No. My university offered bachelor's degrees for about a decade as a college and then got upgraded to a university a few years ago to make their degrees appear more legitimate for students wanting to pursue grad work elsewhere. We don't offer masters or phds yet and there are no plans to any time soon.

Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨

Picnic Princess posted:

No. My university offered bachelor's degrees for about a decade as a college and then got upgraded to a university a few years ago to make their degrees appear more legitimate for students wanting to pursue grad work elsewhere. We don't offer masters or phds yet and there are no plans to any time soon.

Can I ask what province you went to school in? I didn't think college degrees went that far back in Ontario, at least.

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


Was this in Mount Royal?

RenegadeStyle1
Jun 7, 2005

Baby Come Back

Krispy Kareem posted:

Only half lasted the full 1480 years. But you obviously know that.

I'll give up the south for about a thousand more years.

uranium grass
Jan 15, 2005

I don't for a minute think he's literate enough to have authored this but it's stupid regardless. Watch out, cash crab, Trump is coming for you.


Except, in this analogy, he invites the guy to live in his house for four years, and make all his decisions for him.

CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014

A true renaissance man


subpar anachronism posted:

I don't for a minute think he's literate enough to have authored this but it's stupid regardless. Watch out, cash crab, Trump is coming for you.


Except, in this analogy, he invites the guy to live in his house for four years, and make all his decisions for him.



By Nutbarteam :3:

Karma Monkey
Sep 6, 2005

I MAKE BAD POSTING DECISIONS

subpar anachronism posted:

I don't for a minute think he's literate enough to have authored this but it's stupid regardless. Watch out, cash crab, Trump is coming for you.


Except, in this analogy, he invites the guy to live in his house for four years, and make all his decisions for him.

Interesting that he chose raccoons for his analogy. Is that some dog whistle stuff or am I just reading too much into it?

Goosed it.
Nov 3, 2011

Picnic Princess posted:

No. My university offered bachelor's degrees for about a decade as a college and then got upgraded to a university a few years ago to make their degrees appear more legitimate for students wanting to pursue grad work elsewhere. We don't offer masters or phds yet and there are no plans to any time soon.

Okay so I double checked and stats can has two lengthy definitions that boil down to:

Universities are independent, in that although they receive government funding they make their own institutional decisions, and are degree granting. Universities can offer undergrad degrees only or undergraduate and graduate degrees. I believe that certain professional programs can only be offered through universities (namely, JDs and MDs) but Stats Can doesn't note this distinction.

Colleges are under the authority of the province, and so have more limited autonomy regarding institutional decisions. They typically are more applied in focus, and cannot offer graduate degrees. Some institutions that were created as colleges may now be considered universities if certain criteria are met.

https://www.statscan.gc.ca/pub/81-595-m/81-595-m2009071-eng.pdf

But here have some IOSM posted by my former aunt. She posts a lot of ridiculous stuff unironically, including an info graphic called "the truth about kale!"

RenegadeStyle1
Jun 7, 2005

Baby Come Back

Karma Monkey posted:

Interesting that he chose raccoons for his analogy. Is that some dog whistle stuff or am I just reading too much into it?

Probably not, he is using raccoons to mean both democrats and "left wing republicans"

uranium grass
Jan 15, 2005

Karma Monkey posted:

Interesting that he chose raccoons for his analogy. Is that some dog whistle stuff or am I just reading too much into it?

I'd say it's almost certainly some dogwhistle poo poo.

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Krispy Wafer
Jul 26, 2002

I shouted out "Free the exposed 67"
But they stood on my hair and told me I was fat

Grimey Drawer
Are raccoons messy animals? I always thought they were relatively clean.

But you know who is messy? That's right. Muslims. All in your basement.

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