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Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

a hundred boners posted:

So being 'good' means you are like Georgia even though you end up blamed by all your friends for a war or like the Germans with all their hard work driving the EU to death? Turkey, Qatar, UAE, Saudi, are those guys actually on Team Good Side Chill Bros or do they give Team Evil a run for their authoritarian money? poland is just recording mixtapes and workout videos in the CIA black sites on its territory? do you actually seriously thinks that anyone with power gives a gently caress about the average ukrainian? WHO the gently caress is NATO even supporting in syria? how is that a question that simple so hard to answer?

Japan, Greece, Iran, Iraq, India, South Africa, Brazil, Serbia, none of these count as good countries? Why?

Poorly justified team good invasions of core team bad early in their relationships:
- https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Polar_Bear_Expedition
- https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/American_Expeditionary_Force_Siberia
- https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/North_Russia_Intervention
- https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Opium_Wars
- https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boxer_Rebellion
The reverse:
- ...
- https://www.theguardian.com/science/2015/jul/22/one-wave-of-migration-from-siberia-populated-the-americas-dna-shows

you know why germany rose up after the treaty of versailles but you can't fathom to flirt with the possibility that calling people bad is a little... bad of you? what is this thread, the china thread, the sochi thread, but 75%+ blatant racism, memes and bullshit lies? that's the peak of western intellectualism?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jLKnCeeAW48

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twerking on the railroad
Jun 23, 2007

Get on my level

a hundred boners posted:

poland is just recording mixtapes and workout videos in the CIA black sites on its territory?

Let's see.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9JifO6UNmco

Story checks out.

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug

a hundred boners posted:

So being 'good' means you are like Georgia even though you end up blamed by all your friends for a war or like the Germans with all their hard work driving the EU to death? Turkey, Qatar, UAE, Saudi, are those guys actually on Team Good Side Chill Bros or do they give Team Evil a run for their authoritarian money? poland is just recording mixtapes and workout videos in the CIA black sites on its territory? do you actually seriously thinks that anyone with power gives a gently caress about the average ukrainian? WHO the gently caress is NATO even supporting in syria? how is that a question that simple so hard to answer?

Japan, Greece, Iran, Iraq, India, South Africa, Brazil, Serbia, none of these count as good countries? Why?

Poorly justified team good invasions of core team bad early in their relationships:
- https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Polar_Bear_Expedition
- https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/American_Expeditionary_Force_Siberia
- https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/North_Russia_Intervention
- https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Opium_Wars
- https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boxer_Rebellion
The reverse:
- ...
- https://www.theguardian.com/science/2015/jul/22/one-wave-of-migration-from-siberia-populated-the-americas-dna-shows

you know why germany rose up after the treaty of versailles but you can't fathom to flirt with the possibility that calling people bad is a little... bad of you? what is this thread, the china thread, the sochi thread, but 75%+ blatant racism, memes and bullshit lies? that's the peak of western intellectualism?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y3z841UJiVk

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

a hundred boners posted:

So being 'good' means you are like Georgia even though you end up blamed by all your friends for a war or like the Germans with all their hard work driving the EU to death? Turkey, Qatar, UAE, Saudi, are those guys actually on Team Good Side Chill Bros or do they give Team Evil a run for their authoritarian money? poland is just recording mixtapes and workout videos in the CIA black sites on its territory? do you actually seriously thinks that anyone with power gives a gently caress about the average ukrainian? WHO the gently caress is NATO even supporting in syria? how is that a question that simple so hard to answer?

Japan, Greece, Iran, Iraq, India, South Africa, Brazil, Serbia, none of these count as good countries? Why?

Poorly justified team good invasions of core team bad early in their relationships:
- https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Polar_Bear_Expedition
- https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/American_Expeditionary_Force_Siberia
- https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/North_Russia_Intervention
- https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Opium_Wars
- https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boxer_Rebellion
The reverse:
- ...
- https://www.theguardian.com/science/2015/jul/22/one-wave-of-migration-from-siberia-populated-the-americas-dna-shows

you know why germany rose up after the treaty of versailles but you can't fathom to flirt with the possibility that calling people bad is a little... bad of you? what is this thread, the china thread, the sochi thread, but 75%+ blatant racism, memes and bullshit lies? that's the peak of western intellectualism?

I think someone itt lost his potatoe

mod saas
May 4, 2004

Grimey Drawer
why are there so many words in the funy slav thread

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Adix posted:

why are there so many words in the funy slav thread

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H7ygxSlg32g

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


ameriki bad... russland good))))))))))

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

A Handed Missus posted:

ameriki bad... russland good))))))))))



fuck off Batman
Oct 14, 2013

Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah!




Goddammit mom! :argh:

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

A Handed Missus posted:

ameriki bad... russland good))))))))))



Happier times for Russia and USA

Man Whore
Jan 6, 2012

ASK ME ABOUT SPHERICAL CATS
=3



https://vine.co/v/ire77Jhz6HI

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AmDLfDqYSXI

Lime Tonics
Nov 7, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
I found this while reading up on the Olympics and sochi. It has to not be real right?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iwfDCdzNnnU&feature=youtu.be

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug
that would be really handy if you need to move

Lazer Monkey
Jan 15, 2005

Lime Tonics posted:

I found this while reading up on the Olympics and sochi. It has to not be real right?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iwfDCdzNnnU&feature=youtu.be

Did you miss the whole business with the tarps? Of course it's real!

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


http://russenhocke.tumblr.com/post/127969220718

Morzhovyye
Mar 2, 2013

Cross-quoting from D&D Eastern Europe thread.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8hCCCRAcTAA

Sammus
Nov 30, 2005

She walked around with a baby head for hours screaming "I'm a terrorist" and no one cared?

Poland Spring
Sep 11, 2005

Sammus posted:

She walked around with a baby head for hours screaming "I'm a terrorist" and no one cared?

is not potato

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




Sammus posted:

She walked around with a baby head for hours screaming "I'm a terrorist" and no one cared?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=438sGy9IE58

simplyhorribul
Jul 30, 2013
Whoo, Bomfunk MC's! Haven't heard that for a while!

I was wondering earlier - since there are so many professionals knowing about how to slav squat properly - what would you need to do to only 1/3 of slav squat?

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




simplyhorribul posted:

what would you need to do to only 1/3 of slav squat?
disability

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug

simplyhorribul posted:

Whoo, Bomfunk MC's! Haven't heard that for a while!

I was wondering earlier - since there are so many professionals knowing about how to slav squat properly - what would you need to do to only 1/3 of slav squat?

1/3 of a slav

Thin Privilege
Jul 8, 2009
IM A STUPID MORON WITH AN UGLY FACE AND A BIG BUTT AND MY BUTT SMELLS AND I LIKE TO KISS MY OWN BUTT
Gravy Boat 2k
This thread needs more content, I'm jealous of the China thread

Old classic

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I-ktnJ_2HQk



I can't tell if this is a 14 year old kid whose face looks 40 years old from too much drugs and alcohol, or a 40 year old guy whose body never grew from childhood due to drugs and alcohol :stare: :psyduck:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PqUluLCF30k

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




Thin Privilege posted:

This thread needs more content, I'm jealous of the China thread

Old classic

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I-ktnJ_2HQk



I can't tell if this is a 14 year old kid whose face looks 40 years old from too much drugs and alcohol, or a 40 year old guy whose body never grew from childhood due to drugs and alcohol :stare: :psyduck:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PqUluLCF30k
he's a teen imho

barbecue at the folks
Jul 20, 2007


kalstrams posted:

he's a teen imho
It's not that rare in Russia to look like that by 21, your average working-class gopnik has by then drunk more cheap vodka than most of us do in our entire lives

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




Naxuz posted:

It's not that rare in Russia to look like that by 21, your average working-class gopnik has by then drunk more cheap vodka than most of us do in our entire lives
yeah, he has voice and looks of some of my former friends from latvia

Fushigi Yuugi fansub
Jan 20, 2007

BUTT STUFF
probably a repost but is good video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VCCRuf5mewg

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Thin Privilege posted:

I can't tell if this is a 14 year old kid whose face looks 40 years old from too much drugs and alcohol, or a 40 year old guy whose body never grew from childhood due to drugs and alcohol :stare: :psyduck:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PqUluLCF30k

There are only two body types for East european men - bobble-headed Gollum, or hulking cro-magnon.

And all the bobble heads have this hair style for some reason.

communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009

yo this dude's entire lower face is rotated about 5 degrees off centre the gently caress is up wit that

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




Oberleutnant posted:

yo this dude's entire lower face is rotated about 5 degrees off centre the gently caress is up wit that
repeated left hooks into the jaw for doing poo poo like that off camera

Vladimir Poutine
Aug 13, 2012
:madmax:


This dude's a time traveller:





Nike shirt :eyepop:

spud
Aug 27, 2003

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Oberleutnant posted:

yo this dude's entire lower face is rotated about 5 degrees off centre the gently caress is up wit that

American heartthrob and model (?) Bradley Coopers would state his face is perfectly normal



The hair however....no clue apart from radiation exposure.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

naem
May 29, 2011

Blistex
Oct 30, 2003

Macho Business
Donkey Wrestler

Thin Privilege posted:

I can't tell if this is a 14 year old kid whose face looks 40 years old from too much drugs and alcohol, or a 40 year old guy whose body never grew from childhood due to drugs and alcohol :stare: :psyduck:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PqUluLCF30k

Holy loving hell! I've seen krokodil amputations, but that was somehow worse.

A SWEATY FATBEARD
Oct 6, 2012

:buddy: GAY 4 ORGANS :buddy:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F5uxU3l9iRE

rednecks, accordions, and space aliens?

Third World Reagan
May 19, 2008

Imagine four 'mechs waiting in a queue. Time works the same way.

Pope Hilarius II
Nov 10, 2008


Why does this guy speak with a uvular R. Is Russian not his native language?

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Power Khan
Aug 20, 2011

by Fritz the Horse
Dobrư den thread, so glad to have you back.

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