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Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012

Jesse Ventura already has a huge endorsement lined up:

Jesse Ventura posted:

“Jesse Ventura is a bright, shining new face who comes riding in on a white stallion to save the country,” he said.

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Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!




:vince:

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

shiksa posted:

he took an extended break after iowa to go home and get new clothes.

huh, how about that

cuckservative
Feb 24, 2016

by Shine
trump

cuckservative fucked around with this message at 17:08 on Mar 13, 2016

Michael Corleone
Mar 30, 2011

by VideoGames
Kasich, Rubio, and Cruz really need to make a pact and endorse each other to get their polls plus forecast up in time for Super Tuesday.

MaxxBot
Oct 6, 2003

you could have clapped

you should have clapped!!
I might vote for Jesse, I like his politics and he's a pretty cool guy other than the crazy conspiracy stuff.

Majorian
Jul 1, 2009

He murdered Zodiac? That's good I guess.

Boosted_C5
Feb 16, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 5 years!
Grimey Drawer
What a wild final day before Super Tuesday.

Rubio, Cruz, and the GOPe got down in the mud and labeled Trump and millions of WE THE PEOPLE as racists in their desperate last-ditch attempt to stop us.

It DID NOT WORK.

Tomorrow we grind the GOPe into a fine powder.

TRUMP!!!!

kitten emergency
Jan 13, 2008

get meow this wack-ass crystal prison

Majorian posted:

He murdered Zodiac? That's good I guess.

killing the zodiac killer makes you the zodiac killer, duh

cuckservative
Feb 24, 2016

by Shine
trump

cuckservative fucked around with this message at 17:08 on Mar 13, 2016

Trash Trick
Apr 17, 2014


Ok this is obviously horrible but lol at a loving bernie supporter not realizing that maybe toting your infant child around to mass public gatherings night after night could maybe have negative ramifications for the child.

Majorian
Jul 1, 2009

uncurable mlady posted:

killing the zodiac killer makes you the zodiac killer, duh

That would explain it, wouldn't it?

Weirdly enough, a lot of Zodiac's killings took place, like, right next to my hometown.:stare:

CheesyDog
Jul 4, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

a cop posted:

Ok this is obviously horrible but lol at a loving bernie supporter not realizing that maybe toting your infant child around to mass public gatherings night after night could maybe have negative ramifications for the child.

Someone warn Rubio's parents

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

Despera
Jun 6, 2011

uncurable mlady posted:

killing the zodiac killer makes you the zodiac killer, duh

Explains why he wants secret service coverage

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

lmao however much these dudes were paid to be there is clearly not enough.

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
"left black guy" is fixin to be this years left shark

CheesyDog
Jul 4, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

shiksa posted:

lmao however much these dudes were paid to be there is clearly not enough.

The world famous two-time tag team champs don't come cheap

Majorian
Jul 1, 2009

Do It Once Right posted:

Jesse Ventura already has a huge endorsement lined up:

The great James Adomian as Jesse "The Governor" Ventura: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sOlqoKHFNRI

cuckservative
Feb 24, 2016

by Shine

shiksa posted:

lmao however much these dudes were paid to be there is clearly not enough.

ya holy poo poo that guy in the blue shirt nearly killed me

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

hi baloogan parachute :wave:

crowoutofcontext
Nov 12, 2006

CheesyDog posted:

Someone warn Rubio's parents

lol

Samurai Sanders
Nov 4, 2003

Pillbug
Watching the Oliver video, most of that I already knew but I did not know he had a long history of threatening to sue people and then not doing it. For me, that's the most damning thing about him as president yet. I can't imagine how damaging a president who constantly makes empty threats would be.

Brannock
Feb 9, 2006

by exmarx
Fallen Rib

uncurable mlady posted:

killing the zodiac killer makes you the zodiac killer, duh

And in turn Rubio must defeat Cruz to seize ownership of the Deathstick, the Wand of Destiny, the Elder Wand.

cuckservative
Feb 24, 2016

by Shine

Lastgirl posted:

hi baloogan parachute :wave:

blue shirt guy was funny enough to risk it lol

Zippy the Bummer
Dec 14, 2008

Silent Majority
The Don
LORD COMMANDER OF THE UKRAINIAN ARMED FORCES
The Donald and Christie ride down a dusty campaign trail at an easy canter.
"Hey Chris," Donald says, "did you know that the word for July comes from Julius Caesar's name?"
"No, Donald, I didn't know that."
"Yeah."

They proceed in silence.

radical meme
Apr 17, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

Cruz has formed a 19 member board for Religious Liberty

Tony Perkins:

Cruz just keeps doubling down on the baby Jesus lovers. I don't know where he thinks voters are going to come from since he and Carson have already turned out every last one of them that isn't on their death bed. Plus, this is the kind of poo poo that really turns off middle of the road voters that aren't theocrats.

Maoist Pussy
Feb 12, 2014

by Lowtax

Majorian posted:

Mexico's pretty nice. Puerto Vallarta's gorgeous.

Yeah, I'm going to Puerto Vallarta later this Spring. Its like San Diego with browner titties.

SHY NUDIST GRRL
Feb 15, 2011

Communism will help more white people than anyone else. Any equal measures unfairly provide less to minority populations just because there's less of them. Democracy is truly the tyranny of the mob.

Lastgirl posted:

owns, but how did you manage to leave /pol/ unscathed

whats the story with chibi ben carson and those shiny pants, am i missing an injoke related with Carson and pants

Japanese people don't post on pol. do they? They could just post on 2chan.

Also it's because Carson left Iowa to get some fresh clothes or something and there's where the Cruz rumor started that he was leaving the race because you don't gently caress off to your home during crunch time.

Maoist Pussy
Feb 12, 2014

by Lowtax

Majorian posted:

That would explain it, wouldn't it?

Weirdly enough, a lot of Zodiac's killings took place, like, right next to my hometown.:stare:

Healdsburg?

DAD LOST MY IPOD
Feb 3, 2012

Fats Dominar is on the case


disagree, vallarta is poo poo lately, it's all senor frog's style tourist poo poo

i remember smoking weed with some randos in one of the demonstration units at paradise village there back in '05
poo poo was tight

edit: might have been '04

Maoist Pussy
Feb 12, 2014

by Lowtax
I don't care about Senor Frog's. I'm not going to be anywhere except the house, the beach, and the farmacia.

Prof. Lurker
Mar 10, 2015

I've got the fire of human liberty!

I'm setting fires everywhere!

And humans are turning on everywhere!

TheTatteredKing posted:


Japanese fan art of the Nevada primary.

I don't know who any of these people are.

Venom Snake
Feb 19, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo

TheTatteredKing posted:

Japanese people don't post on pol. do they? They could just post on 2chan.

Also it's because Carson left Iowa to get some fresh clothes or something and there's where the Cruz rumor started that he was leaving the race because you don't gently caress off to your home during crunch time.

Generally the age demo in Japan that browses and posts on Image boards is pretty overwhelmingly liberal. Now having said that there is an entire army of weebs on /pol/ that are neo-reactionaries/alt right people.

oystertoadfish
Jun 17, 2003

desjarlais backing trump is funny because he's one of the most hilarious hypocrites in there and he still couldn't manage to lose his primary

he's a doctor who had affairs with his patients, smoked weed with them, and pressured one to have an abortion

all that came out and he still won his primary (by 38 votes)

so anyway, that guy endorsed trump. he must see it as helping him get re-elected

Maoist Pussy
Feb 12, 2014

by Lowtax
That dude sounds awesome, why wouldn't you vote for him.

Scrub-Niggurath
Nov 27, 2007

oystertoadfish posted:

he's a doctor who had affairs with his patients, smoked weed with them, and pressured one to have an abortion

Fairly Sick Doctor Backs Trump is the headline to your post fyi

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
Here's your Super Tuesday TV/IV thread. Polls open in under two hours!

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3766358

The Snark
May 19, 2008

by Cowcaster

a cop posted:

Ok this is obviously horrible but lol at a loving bernie supporter not realizing that maybe toting your infant child around to mass public gatherings night after night could maybe have negative ramifications for the child.

You are indeed obviously horrible, I'm glad you can see that yourself.

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CubsWoo
Aug 17, 2005

Where the big boys RAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGH FUCK YOU

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