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Epic High Five posted:What the gently caress is it with young Republicans and bow ties It accentuates their ears.
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Montasque posted:Rush, and Levin attacked Trump today. Levin was pretty relentless and is using the David Duke/KKK attack against Trump. Seriously. Cry, baby man. Cry.
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Stoat posted:John Oliver is a redcoat who loves watching America burn! A loser who looks like Hans Moleman! 'near-sighted parrot that works at a bank' is a great bit of self deprecating humor.
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Peachstapler posted:Post your black tar heroin Ted Cruz nightmares. Somewhere else, on a Tuesday night, you find yourself at your local polling station, looking at the slip of paper in front of you: JOHN RICHARD KASICH MARCO ANTONIO RUBIO DONALD JOHN TRUMP BENJAMIN SOLOMON CARSON RAFAEL EDWARD CRUZ You had made up your mind long ago. As for the results this Tuesday night, that is even less in doubt; all the polls agree on the clear front runner. When your eyes reach the end of the list of names, you pick up your pen. Suddenly, in the space between moments, the world around you freezes in place. Your gaze is locked onto the names before you for an instant, for an eternity. The sounds around you still, and all that remains is the ballot before you. The letters shift and multiply before your eyes. The ink writhes across the page as it spreads, carrying the faint scent of melted wax and maple syrup to your nose. An array of sigils appear before you. There is an abhorrent majesty to them, like a smile more grotesque than any sneer, a cheer more mournful than any dirge. They command your gaze even as your mind screams at you to look away. They hold your attention even as your thoughts shatter in defiance.  You must look away. You cannot look away. You cannot understand what you see. You must understand what you see... ... ... ... In that instant, in that eternity, you hear a voice whisper to you from far to your right, "This...is the Zodiac speaking..." The voice shatters the silence like a gunshot in the night, scattering any ideas you had grasped, any plans you had held. The sigils no longer change. You see, and you understand. I LIKE PRIMARYING PEOPLE BECAUSE IT IS SO MUCH FUN IT IS MORE FUN THAN KILLING BILLS IN THE SENATE BECAUSE REP IS THE MOST DANGEROUE PARTY OF ALL TO PRIMARY SOMEONE GIVES ME THE MOST THRILLING EXPERENCE IT IS EVEN BETTER THAN GETTING YOUR OWN BILLS PASSED THE BEST PART OF IT IS THAE WHEN I WIN I WILL BE SWORN IN WASH DC AND THEI HAVE BEAT WILL BECOME MY SLAVES I WILL NOT GIVE YOU MY NAME BECAUSE YOU WILL TRY TO SLOI DOWN OR ATOP MY COLLECTIOG OF DELEGATES FOR MY CONVENTIO EBEORIETEMETHHPITI ... ... ... When your eyes reach the end of the list of names, you pick up your pen. As you press it down onto the ballot, your pen snaps in your hand and a mix of blood and ink drips down next to the last name on the list. That was odd, it must have been broken beforehand. You wipe off your hand as you walk back home. Somewhere else, on a Tuesday night. Algid fucked around with this message at 03:45 on Mar 15, 2016 |
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Today I learned how Trump is going to win the election.
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Powercrazy posted:Trump owns so hard. A summation of the GOP! radical meme fucked around with this message at 03:55 on Mar 1, 2016 |
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Algid posted:The many-worlds interpretation is an interpretation of quantum mechanics that asserts the objective reality of the universal wavefunction and denies the actuality of wavefunction collapse. Many-worlds implies that all possible alternate histories and futures are real, each representing an actual world... These Ted Cruz emailers are getting stranger and stranger, I tell ya.
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Montasque posted:We are not only watching the death of the GOP, but the entire Conservative movement.
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Schnorkles posted:My body is ready for tomorrow.
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Prof. Lurker posted:If Trump wins every state save for Texas tomorrow, does he skip Thursday's Fox News debate? one cannot predict the trump, one can only react (probably not)
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I can't believe how excited I am about the Jeb campaign!
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Prof. Lurker posted:If Trump wins every state save for Texas tomorrow, does he skip Thursday's Fox News debate? Trump doesn't seem like the type to gloat
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Prof. Lurker posted:If Trump wins every state save for Texas tomorrow, does he skip Thursday's Fox News debate? He shows up, gives everyone the finger, moonwalks out, and then proceeds to sweep the rest of the country save for Ohio (maybe).
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Prof. Lurker posted:If Trump wins every state save for Texas tomorrow, does he skip Thursday's Fox News debate? And pass the chance to gloat and bully?
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RAFALCA! *click*
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H5N1 posted:I take it that you're buckled in...for Kasich?! Buckled in and ready to go. Mushy mouthed conservatives from the rust belt make my knees go weak.
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Despera posted:Nah he'd be too busy laughing As of right now, I'm pretty sure that the person enjoying the republican primaries more than anyone else in the country is likely Barack "muslim as all hell" Obama.
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Thump! posted:How loving old was this student on 9/11, 5? You know the phrase "you're only young once"? College Republicans, somehow, were never young. They are birthed at age 40 and are rapidly approaching their 60's by the time they enroll in college.
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Michael Corleone posted:Remember that website with the countdown posted a few days ago? Well pack it in guys, anonymous has stumped the Trump: Hey, did you wind up volunteering for Jeb! like you said you were going to? If so, where's our trip report? How did it end, did you just show up one morning and the place was shuttered?
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I can't believe how excited I am about the Jeb campaign!
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Sorry about the Jeb! Campaign suspension. If Kasich were to drop out, who would you support, H5N1?
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Vox Nihili posted:You know the phrase "you're only young once"? College Republicans, somehow, were never young. They are birthed at age 40 and are rapidly approaching their 60's by the time they enroll in college. No lie. One of my high school friends was from a big GOP family, father had worked in the Gerald Ford administration and was a think tank guy, tons of elephants and other GOP memorabilia in their house. My friend's older brother who was conservative as hell before it was cool (this was right before the Reagan Revolution, I'm very old) not only had a sour old man attitude going in his early 20's, but he also listened to Muzak, literally elevator music, on the radio when driving his car (I knew this because there was a time or two when my friend and I caught a ride from the brother to some place or other). Literal elevator music. He was literally an old man already when he was young. Of course the guy wound up being a GOP state senator in some Northeastern town.
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InsanityIsCrazy posted:chats slowing down in here... Everyone's stocking up on rations for the Trumpocalypse
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An unforeseen future nestled somewhere in time. Unsuspecting pundits no warnings, no signs. Judgment day the second stumping arrives. Before you wear the hat you must die. Forgotten voters, conform a new faith, Avidity and lust controlled by hate. (The) Never ending search for your shattered party, white working class in their own reality. Chaos rampant, An age of distrust. Strange endorsements. Impulsive retweeting. Establishment sons begat your cunting pollsters, Ratfucking mothers with your bisexual fathers. Political dynasties condemned for all eternity, Obtained by immoral observance a golden haired deity. Chaos rampant, An age of distrust. Strange endorsements. Impulsive voting. On and on, super tuesday [x 4] The root of all evil is the heart of Ted Cruz. A force that has lived all eternity. The never ending search for a truth never told. The loss of all hope and your nominee. Chaos rampant, An age of distrust. Strange endorsements. Impulsive retweeting. On and on, super tuesday [x 4] unlimited shrimp fucked around with this message at 04:28 on Mar 1, 2016 |
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Look over there... it's Super Tuesday. Here it comes.
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Montasque posted:You know how I know Trump is going to be the Republican nominee? The best part is it only helps Trump and makes him stronger but they still think they can control this election.
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William Bear posted:Sorry about the Jeb! Campaign suspension. If Kasich were to drop out, who would you support, H5N1? I'm thirsty... for Rubio!
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Oh hey, look - someone more punchable than Cruz. I never thought I'd live to see the day...
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Michael Corleone posted:Remember that website with the countdown posted a few days ago? Well pack it in guys, anonymous has stumped the Trump: yeah this was john oliver not 'anonymous'
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