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Scratchman Apoo
Mar 27, 2011
I think the best course of action is have an average Joe type of character who encounters these idiots on a daily basis as their shenanigans help ruin his life.

Or just have Chip loudly fart for 20 seconds, there's 20k down the tubes for ya assholes.

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Cromulent
Dec 22, 2002

People are under a lot of stress, Bradley.
I think none of the characters work in any non-riffing-on-the-radio context, because they aren't loving real characters. Even the most basic children's cartoon character has more depth than Chip or Edgar. They all boil down to "unfiltered Jim Norton loving around in a silly voice."

Cromulent fucked around with this message at 00:27 on Mar 2, 2016

Reince Penis
Nov 15, 2007

by R. Guyovich

SegwayPimp posted:

drat.This is getting sad. I stood by Ant for a while now. I enjoy Ant as a radio personality and I think he's a pretty smart, well spoken guy but he's getting a bit nuts between all the Trump stuff, his race baiting obsession and the domestic violence accusations. He got catfished by a "15 year old" girl a few years ago I've read? The pedophilia talk surrounding him kind of make me wanna unsubscribe just on principle....I enjoy his show but I don't know how much of reddit is to be believed....

So you know he's a racist, lady-beating drunk obsessed with girls one third his age... and you still "think he's pretty smart?"

:psyduck:

onemillionzombies
Apr 27, 2014

If Ant was raised by an upper middle class family he'd likely have a very different and better life, with far less money. He's smart and a gently caress up.

An Enormous Boner
Jul 12, 2009

onemillionzombies posted:

If Ant was raised by an upper middle class family he'd likely have a very different and better life, with far less money. He's smart and a gently caress up.

https://twitter.com/AnthonyCumia/status/704754815574908928

onemillionzombies
Apr 27, 2014

Maaaaybe he has a little brain damage.

Apoplexy
Mar 9, 2003

by Shine

What the gently caress

Apoplexy
Mar 9, 2003

by Shine
https://twitter.com/AnthonyCumia/status/704759512520073216

GAYS...


RUNNING...




RAMPANT.

AndrewP
Apr 21, 2010

Pretty smart.

ozza
Oct 23, 2008

I wonder why Hilary persists in running on that Muslims killing Christians platform

Keg
Sep 22, 2014

jerkstoresup posted:

I bet Chip Ruins the Mood getting heat is what gave Jim the idea to create a show starring Chip. Even there, the humor is lost if you cut out the first 20 seconds of two seemingly normal people bantering.

I'm going to put way too much thought into Jim's silly little chracters: Chip works best when he's ruining everything because he's a lovely idiot with a laughably bad sense of humor. Putting him in the context of a world where every other character is just as much of a lovely person doesn't work. That's the reason why "Allen Gregory" sucked.

If he's pestering some innocent people at Comicalcon or telling A-Rod to hit a homerun when surrounded by old rich people, then I can't get enough Chip, though.

Anyway, this show loving sucks and gently caress Jim Norton for making it.

Keg
Sep 22, 2014

lmao who talks like that?

Kevyn
Mar 5, 2003

I just want to smile. Just once. I'd like to just, one time, go to Disney World and smile like the other boys and girls.
Gun controls.

SegwayPimp
Sep 13, 2015

PK loving SUBBAN posted:

So you know he's a racist, lady-beating drunk obsessed with girls one third his age... and you still "think he's pretty smart?"

:psyduck:

Are all of these absolute facts yet though? That's what I'm conflicted about. How much of reddit, or Dani for that matter, is believable? I'm not challenging anyone I'm literally wondering.

When I said smart I guess I meant that he's able to carry conversations and interview people with humor and not a lot of fucks but also without sounding completely clueless, (except for the Bill Nye show, another reason I'm considering cancelling my subscription). Smart was not the best word considering his messy personal life. But he does know a little bit about a lot of things, and that's good for his interviews sometimes...SOMETIMES.

I mean at some point we were all on board with this guy for one reason or another before he went off the rails otherwise why would anyone be in here to begin with?

Apoplexy
Mar 9, 2003

by Shine
I just... want to know where it ends. How much stupider can Ant get? How much more pathetic can Jimmy get? How much stupider and more pathetic can Opie get? It's fascinating, depressing, exhilarating, debilitating, repulsing, and heart-warming, all at once. Can we just have Ant go to jail, Gavin McInnes get raped to death by a transgender lesbian feminist socialist, and have ESD take over the network? And Jimmy, can he just retire or something so that this nightmare ends? What about Opie, could maybe SiriusXM just not renew his contract and let him twist in the wind with nobody willing to pick him up for the rest of his life?

Apoplexy
Mar 9, 2003

by Shine
Also, as an aside, how the gently caress does the human brain/body work that it can cause a stutter like Big A's? I'm listening to some old O&A and he's on and the way he just loving repeatedly chokes on the beginning of an ST-word for 20 loving goddamn shitlicking seconds is so loving infuriating and confounding. Apparently part of his stutter went away when he lost weight, too? How the goddamn gently caress does that work?

Daikatana Ritsu
Aug 1, 2008

is Ant pretending to be anti-abortion now? good luck dude

Judakel
Jul 29, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 9 years!

onemillionzombies posted:

If Ant was raised by an upper middle class family he'd likely have a very different and better life, with far less money. He's smart and a gently caress up.

He is not smart. He is passionate about his idiocy.

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003


Daikatana Ritsu posted:

is Ant pretending to be anti-abortion now? good luck dude

Yea this was my biggest WTF. Why would he give a poo poo? Passing around the kool-aid? Currying favor with the right-wing in hopes of more listenership?

Seems like more abortions would lower MUH TAXES :bahgawd:

Smugworth fucked around with this message at 02:34 on Mar 2, 2016

Morter
Jul 1, 2006

:ninja:
Gift for the grind, criminal mind shifty

Swift with the 9 through a 59FIFTY
Honestly I think it's just Nick DiPaolo slathering in his ear with "Eeevil liberaalllsss" rhetoric

jyrka
Jan 21, 2005


Potato Count: 2 small potatoes

Daikatana Ritsu posted:

is Ant pretending to be anti-abortion now? good luck dude

No, from what I can understand, he was trying to speculate why Rubio and Cruz voters would still vote for Trump rather than say home?

NarkyBark
Dec 7, 2003

one funky chicken
I think he's gone all-in with trying to get favor and status on the right in case his talk show isn't as successful as he wants it to be without the political angle. I can't believe some of his recent stances are how he truly thinks, like with climate change. I could be wrong but I don't ever remember him voicing an opinion on that during the O&A years. He's obviously pro-gun and anti-rich-tax, so maybe he just figured why not go whole hog right-wing and let the rest fall into predictable lines? Maybe the company he keeps since leaving Sirius has just broken him.

I got a hoot hearing Gavin McInnes on Joe Rogan's podcast. On SEVERAL occasions he blurts out something which is clearly factually wrong, and he says it with such certainty that it makes you doubt yourself when you hear it. Joe calls him out on it once or twice and it gets played for a joke but he really needed to call him out more just to show the stone-faced falsehoods of some of these political talking heads, of which Anthony seems to have become one of.

Droopy Goines
Aug 2, 2003

Presented in DTS ES 6.1 where available.
I don't have a problem with the terrible animation in the chip cartoon, shows like Xavier and early South Park looked terrible, but was hilarious.
The problem is that Jim totally underestimated how hard it is to write for animation, he didn't get a writer and it seems like he wrote it with Kenny while driving to his shows.
Also, Chip is not a main character, he's a Kramer and the show is lacking a Seinfeld to keep it grounded.

Cory Lidle
Oct 12, 2006

SegwayPimp posted:

Are all of these absolute facts yet though? That's what I'm conflicted about. How much of reddit, or Dani for that matter, is believable? I'm not challenging anyone I'm literally wondering.
The iPad seems pretty legit (and is a total Bobo move). The numerous Vine likes of that 12-15 year old girl seems pretty legit, I can't speak for your standards. When ESD asked Ant on his own personal compound stream about saying the newly 18 Apology Girl had been 18 during ESD's previous visits for two years, Ant said he lied and she was "17, maaaybe 16" like "hey, who really keeps track of that stuff, right?" I'm sure there's other stuff, but if I knew more, I'd probably want to find him. Godspeed to those reddit folk that can see that and detach themselves from it.

He's not a good person and he probably has gone outside New York's age of consent.

SEGA Ass Fisting
Feb 15, 2012

KEEP IT TIGHT!
So apparently Old Man Cumia has been hanging out with a twink tranny per Melissa Stetten. I guess he's making a push to get Jimmy on TACS.


https://www.reddit.com/r/opieandanthony/comments/48j7lb/the_tranny_that_melissa_stetten_claims_has_been/

SEGA Ass Fisting fucked around with this message at 07:43 on Mar 2, 2016

Cory Lidle
Oct 12, 2006
Ant loving more twinks than Fez is the most hysterical outcome of any possible timeline. I get that Ant likes her because she looks 15, but she's pretty cute so eh. Broken clock is right twice a day.

ozza
Oct 23, 2008

Gays running rampant.

MullardEL34
Sep 30, 2008

Basking in the cathode glow

Rape Stink posted:

So apparently Old Man Cumia has been hanging out with a twink tranny per Melissa Stetten. I guess he's making a push to get Jimmy on TACS.


https://www.reddit.com/r/opieandanthony/comments/48j7lb/the_tranny_that_melissa_stetten_claims_has_been/

Apparently she's in Bailey Jay's posse. It doesn't make it any less hilarious.

Ant is Self-Destructing Don Draper style, only without the veneer of class, intelligence, fitted suits, a 1965 Coupe De Ville, or the potential for self awareness and eventual redemption.

Also, Chip only works in a conversation spoiler/man on the street/candid camera format. Of course Jimmy is too dim to pick up on that.

MullardEL34 fucked around with this message at 09:42 on Mar 2, 2016

jyrka
Jan 21, 2005


Potato Count: 2 small potatoes
What are you talking about, guys? Ant's doing great:

MullardEL34
Sep 30, 2008

Basking in the cathode glow

jyrka posted:

What are you talking about, guys? Ant's doing great:




Call Me Charlie
Dec 3, 2005

by Smythe

Rape Stink posted:

So apparently Old Man Cumia has been hanging out with a twink tranny per Melissa Stetten. I guess he's making a push to get Jimmy on TACS.


https://www.reddit.com/r/opieandanthony/comments/48j7lb/the_tranny_that_melissa_stetten_claims_has_been/

I'm so glad Anthony decided to hit that bee's nest.



Call Me Charlie fucked around with this message at 10:29 on Mar 2, 2016

godface zillah
Nov 18, 2012

These are the fans they created. It always had to end this way.

SEGA Ass Fisting
Feb 15, 2012

KEEP IT TIGHT!
Somehow the show is the worst it's ever been, yet I'm more entertained by O&A now than any point in it's history. What's next? Opie outed as the Gilgo Beach Killer. Jimmy's been a heroin addict for the last 2 years? Ant gets AIDS? I'm not ruling anything out at this point.

cochise
Sep 11, 2011


Rape Stink posted:

So apparently Old Man Cumia has been hanging out with a twink tranny per Melissa Stetten. I guess he's making a push to get Jimmy on TACS.


https://www.reddit.com/r/opieandanthony/comments/48j7lb/the_tranny_that_melissa_stetten_claims_has_been/

Well this just took an interesting turn.

Snacksmaniac
Jan 12, 2008

Droopy Goines posted:


Also, Chip is not a main character, he's a Kramer and the show is lacking a Seinfeld to keep it grounded.

Yea and chip as a ghoul isn't as fun.

Mad Doctor Cthulhu
Mar 3, 2008

Apoplexy posted:

I just... want to know where it ends. How much stupider can Ant get? How much more pathetic can Jimmy get? How much stupider and more pathetic can Opie get? It's fascinating, depressing, exhilarating, debilitating, repulsing, and heart-warming, all at once. Can we just have Ant go to jail, Gavin McInnes get raped to death by a transgender lesbian feminist socialist, and have ESD take over the network? And Jimmy, can he just retire or something so that this nightmare ends? What about Opie, could maybe SiriusXM just not renew his contract and let him twist in the wind with nobody willing to pick him up for the rest of his life?

Opie gets obscurity. No radio gigs, no acting gigs, just ageismed out of the industry altogether. Maybe late nights doing an hour-long music show, but nothing that big ever again.

Jim and Ant, however, have a very high chance of being found with child porn and going to jail.

SegwayPimp
Sep 13, 2015
So who's got some good alternatives to the Cumia Show as far as podcasts or online shows? Rogan is kind of ridiculous sometimes I don't think I can deal with him daily. Is Robert Kellys YKWD any good? Bill Burrs kind of bored me a little. Jimmy still shares the mic with that Gregg guy....

bunky
Aug 29, 2004

SegwayPimp posted:

So who's got some good alternatives to the Cumia Show as far as podcasts or online shows? Rogan is kind of ridiculous sometimes I don't think I can deal with him daily. Is Robert Kellys YKWD any good? Bill Burrs kind of bored me a little. Jimmy still shares the mic with that Gregg guy....

Bonfire, Uhh Yeah Dude.

godface zillah
Nov 18, 2012

SegwayPimp posted:

So who's got some good alternatives to the Cumia Show as far as podcasts or online shows? Rogan is kind of ridiculous sometimes I don't think I can deal with him daily. Is Robert Kellys YKWD any good? Bill Burrs kind of bored me a little. Jimmy still shares the mic with that Gregg guy....

Legion of Skanks can be good too.

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CrashCat
Jan 10, 2003

another shit post


SegwayPimp posted:

So who's got some good alternatives to the Cumia Show as far as podcasts or online shows? Rogan is kind of ridiculous sometimes I don't think I can deal with him daily. Is Robert Kellys YKWD any good? Bill Burrs kind of bored me a little. Jimmy still shares the mic with that Gregg guy....
I just listen to Bennington or Sam Roberts but then I am a dummy who keeps satellite on the car all year for those couple of times I have to make a long car trip :saddowns:

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